Swine flu hotline
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.... and they will tell you to rub some 'oinkment' on!
Ali
Possible that or tell you to 'pig off'.
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That's a really porcine suggestion.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh
Don't encourage him. Sty away from any more puns, that's my advice.
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Don't bother ringing the Swine Flu Hotline, apparently all you get is crackling on the line.
Software Kinetics - Moving software
It's a pig of a wait. When the operator comes on, they only tell you porkies.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Don't bother ringing the Swine Flu Hotline, apparently all you get is crackling on the line.
Software Kinetics - Moving software
Norm .net wrote:
apparently all you get is crackling on the line.
That could be interference from a local ham radio operator.
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Don't encourage him. Sty away from any more puns, that's my advice.
:)
Software Kinetics - Moving software
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It's a pig of a wait. When the operator comes on, they only tell you porkies.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Oh lordie, good Pete good. :laugh:
Software Kinetics - Moving software
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It's a pig of a wait. When the operator comes on, they only tell you porkies.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Don't pull my hock Pete!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh
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Don't bother ringing the Swine Flu Hotline, apparently all you get is crackling on the line.
Software Kinetics - Moving software
I wouldn't ring it anyway. If I was put on hold I'd only get boar'd waiting.
Self.Fart.Direction = xlGeneral Mother.Species = "Hamster" Father.Odour = "Elderberries" If (Depart==False) { Taunt++; }
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I wouldn't ring it anyway. If I was put on hold I'd only get boar'd waiting.
Self.Fart.Direction = xlGeneral Mother.Species = "Hamster" Father.Odour = "Elderberries" If (Depart==False) { Taunt++; }
I actually managed to get through. Thank goodness it actually saved my bacon.
Software Kinetics - Moving software
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Don't bother ringing the Swine Flu Hotline, apparently all you get is crackling on the line.
Software Kinetics - Moving software
If you can't get through, someone else is hogging the line.
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Don't bother ringing the Swine Flu Hotline, apparently all you get is crackling on the line.
Software Kinetics - Moving software
I got a copy of the Government Information Leaflet today, but the printing was all streaky!
Ali
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I got a copy of the Government Information Leaflet today, but the printing was all streaky!
Ali
Was yours in English? I reckon mine was a kind of Danish. Our government certainly seems to be a bit rasher than most in sending out the information so quickly, though.
"If you reward everyone, there will not be enough to go around, so you offer a reward to one in order to encourage everyone." Mei Yaochen in the 'Doing Battle' section of Sun Tzu's: Art of War. .
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I got a copy of the Government Information Leaflet today, but the printing was all streaky!
Ali
When I rung they put on some mooosic and then udderred something I couldn't hear...........Sorry thats cows isn't it?? Looks like I've made a pigs-ear of this thread.
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Don't bother ringing the Swine Flu Hotline, apparently all you get is crackling on the line.
Software Kinetics - Moving software
and when you finally get through, you'll be bacon them for accurate information. :-\
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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I got a copy of the Government Information Leaflet today, but the printing was all streaky!
Ali
They haven't sent me one. :(( Perhaps they think I'm already cured, or perhaps they thought it would be too boaring for a porker like me. Although they might want me to trotter long to my doctors, and get one there.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Don't bother ringing the Swine Flu Hotline, apparently all you get is crackling on the line.
Software Kinetics - Moving software
It's not worth the truffle.
Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.(Winston Churchill)