Management Lingos! [modified]
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Hehe.. what all management lingos have you come across in your working lives? Lets share it with ROW (Rest of the World) :-D I hate HRs calling us 'resources'! Keep on adding: 1. Resource Pool 2. Headcount 3. My People 4. Thinking out of the box (what box?? ;P ) 5. Take ownership and make things happen (all blame goes to you.. lol :laugh: ) 6. Downsize (scary! :omg: ) 7. Investing in people 8. Client synergy (listen to all their tantrums.. ;P ) 9. key performance indicators 10. Skill set
modified on Thursday, May 14, 2009 1:47 AM
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0 Widening the income stream horizon 1 Facilitating 2 Pro-active 3 Client Requirement Awareness 4 Downstream Growth Potential YUCK!
------------------------------------ "Possessions make you poor, wealth is measurable only in experience." Sun Tzu 621BC
11. 360 degree feedback (what the heck! What next? Solid Angle Feedback? :laugh: ) 12. S.M.A.R.T. (I could never ever remember the full form :-D ) 13. value added (extort more money :) ) 14. Touch base Bah!
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11. 360 degree feedback (what the heck! What next? Solid Angle Feedback? :laugh: ) 12. S.M.A.R.T. (I could never ever remember the full form :-D ) 13. value added (extort more money :) ) 14. Touch base Bah!
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Hehe.. what all management lingos have you come across in your working lives? Lets share it with ROW (Rest of the World) :-D I hate HRs calling us 'resources'! Keep on adding: 1. Resource Pool 2. Headcount 3. My People 4. Thinking out of the box (what box?? ;P ) 5. Take ownership and make things happen (all blame goes to you.. lol :laugh: ) 6. Downsize (scary! :omg: ) 7. Investing in people 8. Client synergy (listen to all their tantrums.. ;P ) 9. key performance indicators 10. Skill set
modified on Thursday, May 14, 2009 1:47 AM
15. What's in your plate? (say 'nothing', and you end up with a platter to work on :laugh: ) 16. Report Back 17. (Did you) meet the target of the day 18. Keep me in the loop (don't you 2 dare take all credit in the end :-D )
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Hehe.. what all management lingos have you come across in your working lives? Lets share it with ROW (Rest of the World) :-D I hate HRs calling us 'resources'! Keep on adding: 1. Resource Pool 2. Headcount 3. My People 4. Thinking out of the box (what box?? ;P ) 5. Take ownership and make things happen (all blame goes to you.. lol :laugh: ) 6. Downsize (scary! :omg: ) 7. Investing in people 8. Client synergy (listen to all their tantrums.. ;P ) 9. key performance indicators 10. Skill set
modified on Thursday, May 14, 2009 1:47 AM
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Hehe.. what all management lingos have you come across in your working lives? Lets share it with ROW (Rest of the World) :-D I hate HRs calling us 'resources'! Keep on adding: 1. Resource Pool 2. Headcount 3. My People 4. Thinking out of the box (what box?? ;P ) 5. Take ownership and make things happen (all blame goes to you.. lol :laugh: ) 6. Downsize (scary! :omg: ) 7. Investing in people 8. Client synergy (listen to all their tantrums.. ;P ) 9. key performance indicators 10. Skill set
modified on Thursday, May 14, 2009 1:47 AM
win-win team player that's why we pay you the big money (said as they hand you an impossible task)
Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!! Booger Mobile - Camp Quality esCarpade 2010
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15. What's in your plate? (say 'nothing', and you end up with a platter to work on :laugh: ) 16. Report Back 17. (Did you) meet the target of the day 18. Keep me in the loop (don't you 2 dare take all credit in the end :-D )
19. Make the best utilization of resources (don't worry, i won't eat the RAM :-D ) 20. We need to leverage this company ??? :confused: :~ 21. Deliver on time( :-O i can't, i am a man) 22. Do as i say (you can't disobey ur wife :sigh: )
Sophisticated Achievement is preceded by unsophisticated effort
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Hehe.. what all management lingos have you come across in your working lives? Lets share it with ROW (Rest of the World) :-D I hate HRs calling us 'resources'! Keep on adding: 1. Resource Pool 2. Headcount 3. My People 4. Thinking out of the box (what box?? ;P ) 5. Take ownership and make things happen (all blame goes to you.. lol :laugh: ) 6. Downsize (scary! :omg: ) 7. Investing in people 8. Client synergy (listen to all their tantrums.. ;P ) 9. key performance indicators 10. Skill set
modified on Thursday, May 14, 2009 1:47 AM
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11. 360 degree feedback (what the heck! What next? Solid Angle Feedback? :laugh: ) 12. S.M.A.R.T. (I could never ever remember the full form :-D ) 13. value added (extort more money :) ) 14. Touch base Bah!
Divya Rathore wrote:
14. Touch base
Touching cloth?
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Hehe.. what all management lingos have you come across in your working lives? Lets share it with ROW (Rest of the World) :-D I hate HRs calling us 'resources'! Keep on adding: 1. Resource Pool 2. Headcount 3. My People 4. Thinking out of the box (what box?? ;P ) 5. Take ownership and make things happen (all blame goes to you.. lol :laugh: ) 6. Downsize (scary! :omg: ) 7. Investing in people 8. Client synergy (listen to all their tantrums.. ;P ) 9. key performance indicators 10. Skill set
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I got one in my email today. Topgrading. "Topgrading: How Leading Companies Win by Hiring, Coaching, and Keeping the Best People In this summary, you will learn how leading companies have embraced topgrading, a practical approach to the Topgrading Interview, the proven best practice for assessing talent, how to develop A-level talent, what are the most successful techniques for coaching A-Players to remain A-Players, how to turn some B- and C-Players into A-Players, how to gain a strong advantage over your competition and what management competencies to look for when hiring a potential A-Player." BINGO.
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Hehe.. what all management lingos have you come across in your working lives? Lets share it with ROW (Rest of the World) :-D I hate HRs calling us 'resources'! Keep on adding: 1. Resource Pool 2. Headcount 3. My People 4. Thinking out of the box (what box?? ;P ) 5. Take ownership and make things happen (all blame goes to you.. lol :laugh: ) 6. Downsize (scary! :omg: ) 7. Investing in people 8. Client synergy (listen to all their tantrums.. ;P ) 9. key performance indicators 10. Skill set
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Proactive. The most annoying word I can think of at the moment. Every time I hear it, my ears start to bleed. Why do people have to use it when they can say "I'm too lazy to come to you, so you should come to me"
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Hehe.. what all management lingos have you come across in your working lives? Lets share it with ROW (Rest of the World) :-D I hate HRs calling us 'resources'! Keep on adding: 1. Resource Pool 2. Headcount 3. My People 4. Thinking out of the box (what box?? ;P ) 5. Take ownership and make things happen (all blame goes to you.. lol :laugh: ) 6. Downsize (scary! :omg: ) 7. Investing in people 8. Client synergy (listen to all their tantrums.. ;P ) 9. key performance indicators 10. Skill set
modified on Thursday, May 14, 2009 1:47 AM
"I am OOO" Out Of Office! Rather liked this one :cool: