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  • C Captain See Sharp

    I thought only mega-nerds actually read sci-fi books.

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    Chris Austin
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    Intel 4004 wrote:

    I thought only mega-nerds actually read sci-fi books.

    I read a lot of things unlike you.

    Sovereign ingredient for a happy marriage: Pay cash or do without. Interest charges not only eat up a household budget; awareness of debt eats up domestic felicity. --Lazarus Long Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece. --Ralph Charell

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    • C Chris Austin

      Intel 4004 wrote:

      I thought only mega-nerds actually read sci-fi books.

      I read a lot of things unlike you.

      Sovereign ingredient for a happy marriage: Pay cash or do without. Interest charges not only eat up a household budget; awareness of debt eats up domestic felicity. --Lazarus Long Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece. --Ralph Charell

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      Captain See Sharp
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      Chris Austin wrote:

      I read a lot of things unlike you.

      Alot of things? Like the marvelous works in the public bathrooms or the highway signs.

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      • O Oakman

        Stan Shannon wrote:

        When I pick up a science fiction book, if the protagonist isn't a white guy with an anglo-saxon sounding name, I put it right back down.

        One of the things I really liked about Starship Troopers, the book, is that Heinlein very carefully never let you know what the protagonist looked like or what his ethnic background was. Until the end of the book - when you find out he wasn't a handsome blue-eyed blonde, or even a tall dark and handsome Brazilian. Instead he was a Tagalog from the Philipines. I bet you would have shit a brick when you realised you had been rooting for someone with dark skin.

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        Oakman wrote:

        Instead he was a Tagalog from the Philipines. I bet you would have sh*t a brick when you realised you had been rooting for someone with dark skin.

        Nah, Stan would have shouted PINOY AKO!

        Sovereign ingredient for a happy marriage: Pay cash or do without. Interest charges not only eat up a household budget; awareness of debt eats up domestic felicity. --Lazarus Long Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece. --Ralph Charell

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        • S Stan Shannon

          Oakman wrote:

          The Tagalog people is the second largest Filipino ethnolinguistic group. . . The Tagalog people number about 15.9 million making them the second largest Filipino ethnic group [^]

          Well, all I can say is that in the entire time I was in the Phillipines I never heard anyone refer to themselves as a 'Tagalog'. That was the name of the language they spoke.

          Oakman wrote:

          but Archie won't throw you for a loop.

          Now there's a guy who could command a star ship. In fact, now that I think about it, Jughead looks a little like Spock.

          Chaining ourselves to the moral high ground does not make us good guys. Aside from making us easy targets, it merely makes us idiotic prisoners of our own self loathing.

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          Stan Shannon wrote:

          Well, all I can say is that in the entire time I was in the Phillipines I never heard anyone refer to themselves as a 'Tagalog'.

          After your experience in San Francisco on the way to the Phillipines, you were probably afraid to leave the ship. :laugh:

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            Stan Shannon wrote:

            Well, all I can say is that in the entire time I was in the Phillipines I never heard anyone refer to themselves as a 'Tagalog'.

            After your experience in San Francisco on the way to the Phillipines, you were probably afraid to leave the ship. :laugh:

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            Tim Craig wrote:

            After your experience in San Francisco on the way to the Phillipines, you were probably afraid to leave the ship.

            San Diego. And considering that I caught the clap three times in the P.I. I had no trouble finding the beach.

            Chaining ourselves to the moral high ground does not make us good guys. Aside from making us easy targets, it merely makes us idiotic prisoners of our own self loathing.

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            • S Stan Shannon

              Tim Craig wrote:

              After your experience in San Francisco on the way to the Phillipines, you were probably afraid to leave the ship.

              San Diego. And considering that I caught the clap three times in the P.I. I had no trouble finding the beach.

              Chaining ourselves to the moral high ground does not make us good guys. Aside from making us easy targets, it merely makes us idiotic prisoners of our own self loathing.

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              Stan Shannon wrote:

              And considering that I caught the clap three times in the P.I.

              Gee, Stan, where were those high moral values you say everyone needs to be civilized? Where were those two millenia of christianity? I think you just got old and cranky and now you're just a humorless prude.

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              • C Chris Austin

                Has to be "The Saga of Seven Suns" by Kevin Anderson. What's the worst you've read?

                Sovereign ingredient for a happy marriage: Pay cash or do without. Interest charges not only eat up a household budget; awareness of debt eats up domestic felicity. --Lazarus Long Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece. --Ralph Charell

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                Mycroft Holmes
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                Don't tell me you read the whole book, I tried this one before I started using a reader, I took great pleasure in hurling it across the room. One of the things I miss about paper books, the really bad ones can be physically abused for being such crap.

                Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                • T Tim Craig

                  Stan Shannon wrote:

                  And considering that I caught the clap three times in the P.I.

                  Gee, Stan, where were those high moral values you say everyone needs to be civilized? Where were those two millenia of christianity? I think you just got old and cranky and now you're just a humorless prude.

                  "Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it." -- P.J. O'Rourke

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                  Stan Shannon
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                  Tim Craig wrote:

                  I think you just got old and cranky and now you're just a humorless prude.

                  Some of us like to refer to that as 'growing up'. Maybe you should try it some time.

                  Chaining ourselves to the moral high ground does not make us good guys. Aside from making us easy targets, it merely makes us idiotic prisoners of our own self loathing.

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                  • S Stan Shannon

                    Oakman wrote:

                    The Tagalog people is the second largest Filipino ethnolinguistic group. . . The Tagalog people number about 15.9 million making them the second largest Filipino ethnic group [^]

                    Well, all I can say is that in the entire time I was in the Phillipines I never heard anyone refer to themselves as a 'Tagalog'. That was the name of the language they spoke.

                    Oakman wrote:

                    but Archie won't throw you for a loop.

                    Now there's a guy who could command a star ship. In fact, now that I think about it, Jughead looks a little like Spock.

                    Chaining ourselves to the moral high ground does not make us good guys. Aside from making us easy targets, it merely makes us idiotic prisoners of our own self loathing.

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                    Oakman
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                    Stan Shannon wrote:

                    Well, all I can say is that in the entire time I was in the Phillipines I never heard anyone refer to themselves as a 'Tagalog'.

                    Say what you will, Stan, you are wrong about this. It is a fact that Tagalog describes an ethnic group. Fact.

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                    • O Oakman

                      Stan Shannon wrote:

                      Well, all I can say is that in the entire time I was in the Phillipines I never heard anyone refer to themselves as a 'Tagalog'.

                      Say what you will, Stan, you are wrong about this. It is a fact that Tagalog describes an ethnic group. Fact.

                      Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Both democrats and republicans are playing for the same team and it's not us. - Chris Austin

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                      Stan Shannon
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                      Oakman wrote:

                      Say what you will, Stan, you are wrong about this. It is a fact that Tagalog describes an ethnic group. Fact.

                      Fine. Find me any filipinos who actually refer to themselves as 'tagalogs' and I'll buy you a balut for breakfast. I'm actually pretty damn sure its a name we Europeans gave them because of the language they spoke. And, in any case, claiming that everyone who speaks tagalog is tagalog is the same as saying that everyone who speaks English is English. But, hey, I will throw that into the box I keep in my garage labeled: "facts completely unrelated to anything I give a shit about".

                      Chaining ourselves to the moral high ground does not make us good guys. Aside from making us easy targets, it merely makes us idiotic prisoners of our own self loathing.

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                      • S Stan Shannon

                        Oakman wrote:

                        Say what you will, Stan, you are wrong about this. It is a fact that Tagalog describes an ethnic group. Fact.

                        Fine. Find me any filipinos who actually refer to themselves as 'tagalogs' and I'll buy you a balut for breakfast. I'm actually pretty damn sure its a name we Europeans gave them because of the language they spoke. And, in any case, claiming that everyone who speaks tagalog is tagalog is the same as saying that everyone who speaks English is English. But, hey, I will throw that into the box I keep in my garage labeled: "facts completely unrelated to anything I give a shit about".

                        Chaining ourselves to the moral high ground does not make us good guys. Aside from making us easy targets, it merely makes us idiotic prisoners of our own self loathing.

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                        Oakman
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                        Stan Shannon wrote:

                        I keep in my garage labeled: "facts completely unrelated to anything I give a sh*t about

                        Awwww, I think your feelings are hurt. Is this always the way you react when you make a mistake?

                        Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Both democrats and republicans are playing for the same team and it's not us. - Chris Austin

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                        • O Oakman

                          Stan Shannon wrote:

                          I keep in my garage labeled: "facts completely unrelated to anything I give a sh*t about

                          Awwww, I think your feelings are hurt. Is this always the way you react when you make a mistake?

                          Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Both democrats and republicans are playing for the same team and it's not us. - Chris Austin

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                          Stan Shannon
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                          :rolleyes: Whatever...

                          Chaining ourselves to the moral high ground does not make us good guys. Aside from making us easy targets, it merely makes us idiotic prisoners of our own self loathing.

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                          • S Stan Shannon

                            Oakman wrote:

                            Say what you will, Stan, you are wrong about this. It is a fact that Tagalog describes an ethnic group. Fact.

                            Fine. Find me any filipinos who actually refer to themselves as 'tagalogs' and I'll buy you a balut for breakfast. I'm actually pretty damn sure its a name we Europeans gave them because of the language they spoke. And, in any case, claiming that everyone who speaks tagalog is tagalog is the same as saying that everyone who speaks English is English. But, hey, I will throw that into the box I keep in my garage labeled: "facts completely unrelated to anything I give a shit about".

                            Chaining ourselves to the moral high ground does not make us good guys. Aside from making us easy targets, it merely makes us idiotic prisoners of our own self loathing.

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                            Chris Austin
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                            Stan Shannon wrote:

                            Find me any filipinos who actually refer to themselves as 'tagalogs' and I'll buy you a balut for breakfast.

                            I'm married to a 1st generation Pinay and her family calls themselves Illacano.  Friends of their family who are Tagalog do in fact call themselves Tagalog.

                            Stan Shannon wrote:

                            And, in any case, claiming that everyone who speaks tagalog is tagalog is the same as saying that everyone who speaks English is English.

                            Correct. I speak Tagalog and Illacano like my wife but I am neither.

                            Sovereign ingredient for a happy marriage: Pay cash or do without. Interest charges not only eat up a household budget; awareness of debt eats up domestic felicity. --Lazarus Long Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece. --Ralph Charell

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                            • M Mycroft Holmes

                              Don't tell me you read the whole book, I tried this one before I started using a reader, I took great pleasure in hurling it across the room. One of the things I miss about paper books, the really bad ones can be physically abused for being such crap.

                              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                              Mycroft Holmes wrote:

                              Don't tell me you read the whole book, I tried this one before I started using a reader, I took great pleasure in hurling it across the room.

                              Yeah :(( I couldn't help myself, it was like watching a train wreck.

                              Sovereign ingredient for a happy marriage: Pay cash or do without. Interest charges not only eat up a household budget; awareness of debt eats up domestic felicity. --Lazarus Long Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece. --Ralph Charell

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                              • C Chris Maunder

                                It'll be under a pseudonym. I know you guys are good at hunting people down so I'll take no chances.

                                cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                                Chris Maunder wrote:

                                I know you guys are good at hunting people down so I'll take no chances.

                                Ve haf vays undt means. You haf reletifs in de olt country, maybe?

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                                  Stan Shannon wrote:

                                  Find me any filipinos who actually refer to themselves as 'tagalogs' and I'll buy you a balut for breakfast.

                                  I'm married to a 1st generation Pinay and her family calls themselves Illacano.  Friends of their family who are Tagalog do in fact call themselves Tagalog.

                                  Stan Shannon wrote:

                                  And, in any case, claiming that everyone who speaks tagalog is tagalog is the same as saying that everyone who speaks English is English.

                                  Correct. I speak Tagalog and Illacano like my wife but I am neither.

                                  Sovereign ingredient for a happy marriage: Pay cash or do without. Interest charges not only eat up a household budget; awareness of debt eats up domestic felicity. --Lazarus Long Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece. --Ralph Charell

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                                  Stan Shannon
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                                  Chris Austin wrote:

                                  I'm married to a 1st generation Pinay and her family calls themselves Illacano. Friends of their family who are Tagalog do in fact call themselves Tagalog.

                                  Obviously it is completely normal for the name of a people and the language they speak to be used interchangeably. But I had never heard any of them self identify by that name. I was on the verge of asking a filipino girl to marry me at one point, but I just didn't think the culture shock of moving her to western Oklahoma would have been fair to her. Plus, she was just too incompatibly hot for a guy like me.

                                  Chaining ourselves to the moral high ground does not make us good guys. Aside from making us easy targets, it merely makes us idiotic prisoners of our own self loathing.

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                                  • S Stan Shannon

                                    Tim Craig wrote:

                                    I think you just got old and cranky and now you're just a humorless prude.

                                    Some of us like to refer to that as 'growing up'. Maybe you should try it some time.

                                    Chaining ourselves to the moral high ground does not make us good guys. Aside from making us easy targets, it merely makes us idiotic prisoners of our own self loathing.

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                                    Stan Shannon wrote:

                                    Some of us like to refer to that as 'growing up'.

                                    Let's see, good little christian Stan watzes in bragging about having the clap three times no less (don't learn, do you?) and he thinks he's the country's moral compass. I have a drink with the humorous name of blow job and I'm the antichrist. You Jeffersonians sure have an odd value system. What's next? Knocking up your slave?

                                    "Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it." -- P.J. O'Rourke

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                                    • S Stan Shannon

                                      Tim Craig wrote:

                                      After your experience in San Francisco on the way to the Phillipines, you were probably afraid to leave the ship.

                                      San Diego. And considering that I caught the clap three times in the P.I. I had no trouble finding the beach.

                                      Chaining ourselves to the moral high ground does not make us good guys. Aside from making us easy targets, it merely makes us idiotic prisoners of our own self loathing.

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                                      Stan Shannon wrote:

                                      And considering that I caught the clap three times in the P.I. I had no trouble finding the beach.

                                      It's those damned lady-boys over there. . .

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                                      • C Chris Maunder

                                        It'll be under a pseudonym. I know you guys are good at hunting people down so I'll take no chances.

                                        cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                                        Graham Shanks
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                                        A pseudonym is not big enough to hide behind - so we'll expect you to die, Mr Bond Maunder

                                        Graham Librarians rule, Ook!

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