why <insert your sucking tool> sucks today
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I hate my <your sucking tool here> because it sucks at the following 0. It simply sucks 1. It can't do this or that 2. The previous <your sucking tool here> version was much better 3. Can't wait for the next <your sucking tool here> to fix this suckiness 4. Why <insert company name> can't do better than this <insert sucking expression> Now you may return to your regular scheduled coding.... p.s. Now I feel much better, feel free to trash the post, I'll take my answers off-line.
Yusuf May I help you?
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I hate my <your sucking tool here> because it sucks at the following 0. It simply sucks 1. It can't do this or that 2. The previous <your sucking tool here> version was much better 3. Can't wait for the next <your sucking tool here> to fix this suckiness 4. Why <insert company name> can't do better than this <insert sucking expression> Now you may return to your regular scheduled coding.... p.s. Now I feel much better, feel free to trash the post, I'll take my answers off-line.
Yusuf May I help you?
Nice, now Chris can add a button "Post Suck Message", and we are ready to go. Best regards, Paul.
Jesus Christ is LOVE! Please tell somebody.
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I hate my <your sucking tool here> because it sucks at the following 0. It simply sucks 1. It can't do this or that 2. The previous <your sucking tool here> version was much better 3. Can't wait for the next <your sucking tool here> to fix this suckiness 4. Why <insert company name> can't do better than this <insert sucking expression> Now you may return to your regular scheduled coding.... p.s. Now I feel much better, feel free to trash the post, I'll take my answers off-line.
Yusuf May I help you?
Your mom?
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Nice, now Chris can add a button "Post Suck Message", and we are ready to go. Best regards, Paul.
Jesus Christ is LOVE! Please tell somebody.
How about a "Vote to remove suckage" button? ;)
Where it seems there are only borderlines, Where others turn and sigh, You shall rise!
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I hate my <your sucking tool here> because it sucks at the following 0. It simply sucks 1. It can't do this or that 2. The previous <your sucking tool here> version was much better 3. Can't wait for the next <your sucking tool here> to fix this suckiness 4. Why <insert company name> can't do better than this <insert sucking expression> Now you may return to your regular scheduled coding.... p.s. Now I feel much better, feel free to trash the post, I'll take my answers off-line.
Yusuf May I help you?
Think positively! Replace <insert your sucking tool> with my girlfriend and you will get better results. :laugh:
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How about a "Vote to remove suckage" button? ;)
Where it seems there are only borderlines, Where others turn and sigh, You shall rise!
We continue to vote to remove the suckage, but Microsoft just ignores us - as usual.
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Think positively! Replace <insert your sucking tool> with my girlfriend and you will get better results. :laugh:
So... it'll be: Why IlluminateBG's girlfriend sucks today? :laugh:
Where it seems there are only borderlines, Where others turn and sigh, You shall rise!
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I hate my <your sucking tool here> because it sucks at the following 0. It simply sucks 1. It can't do this or that 2. The previous <your sucking tool here> version was much better 3. Can't wait for the next <your sucking tool here> to fix this suckiness 4. Why <insert company name> can't do better than this <insert sucking expression> Now you may return to your regular scheduled coding.... p.s. Now I feel much better, feel free to trash the post, I'll take my answers off-line.
Yusuf May I help you?
because it's just a rant template, not a rant. I appreciate the use of angle brackets, though.
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Think positively! Replace <insert your sucking tool> with my girlfriend and you will get better results. :laugh: