Divine Retribution
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Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
Then why did you choose "L'il Twit" for me instead of "Master"?
If you knew as much as you'd like to think you know, you'd understand that "Master" frequently means "Little Twit." Also, apparently I was in the process of answering[^] the question even as you were writing it.
Ilíon wrote:
If you knew as much as you'd like to think you know, you'd understand that "Master" frequently means "Little Twit."
Oh, it doesn't have to be Master - it could be 'Chief', or 'Captain'.
Ilíon wrote:
Also, apparently I was in the process of answering[^] the question even as you were writing it.
If you want something to be addressed, it'd be better if you put it in the first time around.
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Ilíon wrote:
If you knew as much as you'd like to think you know, you'd understand that "Master" frequently means "Little Twit."
Oh, it doesn't have to be Master - it could be 'Chief', or 'Captain'.
Ilíon wrote:
Also, apparently I was in the process of answering[^] the question even as you were writing it.
If you want something to be addressed, it'd be better if you put it in the first time around.
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Oakman wrote:
Troy, I know where you live, what your phone number is, and what your email is - unless you changed them at the same time you took down that pathetic excuse for a personal website after I published its URL. However, there is nothing between us except mutual disdain. I just have access to records not available to you. You can add that to your list of why you resent me - along with I'm smarter, richer, more talented, better educated, better liked, and better looking than you. Oh, I forgot to mention - I am not a coward as you are, either. You never did explain why you could be such a dickhead as to teach your little brother to hide in the sewers rather than confront your enemies. Do tell us - inquiring minds want to know. . .
I'm concerned for you, dud ... I mean, Dewd. Can't you see the self-destructive nature of this unhealthy obsession you have for me? Sure, you know my address (which isn't at all the same thing as knowing where I live) -- you write me almost daily, and I always throw it in the trash, unopened. Sure, you know my email address -- you email me dozens of times each day, and I have them auto-routed to the junkmail folder. Sure, you know my phone number -- you call me constantly, day and night, and I *never* speak to you, but always hang up. But the obsession really has to stop. Now, sure, you probably don't yet actually know where I live, but I have no doubt that you're obsessively trying to find out. And, I further expect that should you ever find out you'll be on the next Greyhound ... well, as soon as you can turn enough tricks (*) to pay for the fare ... and when you show up on my doorstep, I'll have to shoot you and bury you out in the woods 'round to the back. It will be so sad; yet, who but one or two of your regulars will ever know that you've gone missing? (*) Two-bits a go doesn't go as far as it used to, it seems. But, seemingly, having a fistfull of quarters *is* a good gauge of one's popularity.
If your fantasies weren't so creepy, I'd laugh.
Ilíon wrote:
I'll have to shoot you and bury you out in the woods 'round to the back
Something you should know: Guns make a loud noise. They might scare you. Make you run and hide in the sewer.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Both democrats and republicans are playing for the same team and it's not us. - Chris Austin
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Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
Couldn't you get, like, a restraining order or something?
Oh! LOL Two things: 1) Restraining orders are worthless -- a restraining order is just a legal admission that someone will be dead soon. 2) I'm just playing with the stupid (*) -- and creepy -- things ol' DryRot has said and insinuated. He wants everyone (and me!) to know that he's been sleuthing me out. Fine ... that does, after all, simply publicly confirm that he has a really odd fixation on me. Now, I do get some odd phone calls from time to time, but I don't actually know that they're from him. edit: (*) You might recall that from time to time I will point out that certain persons who like to pound their chests about how much more intelligent than I they are so frequently fail to think ahead to the probable use to which I will put their "insults" or (as in this instance) "threats."
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Ilíon wrote:
so frequently fail to think ahead to the probable use to which I will put their "insults" or (as in this instance) "threats
Only threat I've read is yours to shoot me. I would hardly be dumb enough to threaten anyone in a public forum.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Both democrats and republicans are playing for the same team and it's not us. - Chris Austin
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If your fantasies weren't so creepy, I'd laugh.
Ilíon wrote:
I'll have to shoot you and bury you out in the woods 'round to the back
Something you should know: Guns make a loud noise. They might scare you. Make you run and hide in the sewer.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Both democrats and republicans are playing for the same team and it's not us. - Chris Austin
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Oakman wrote:
Troy, I know where you live, what your phone number is, and what your email is - unless you changed them at the same time you took down that pathetic excuse for a personal website after I published its URL. However, there is nothing between us except mutual disdain. I just have access to records not available to you. You can add that to your list of why you resent me - along with I'm smarter, richer, more talented, better educated, better liked, and better looking than you. Oh, I forgot to mention - I am not a coward as you are, either. You never did explain why you could be such a dickhead as to teach your little brother to hide in the sewers rather than confront your enemies. Do tell us - inquiring minds want to know. . .
I'm concerned for you, dud ... I mean, Dewd. Can't you see the self-destructive nature of this unhealthy obsession you have for me? Sure, you know my address (which isn't at all the same thing as knowing where I live) -- you write me almost daily, and I always throw it in the trash, unopened. Sure, you know my email address -- you email me dozens of times each day, and I have them auto-routed to the junkmail folder. Sure, you know my phone number -- you call me constantly, day and night, and I *never* speak to you, but always hang up. But the obsession really has to stop. Now, sure, you probably don't yet actually know where I live, but I have no doubt that you're obsessively trying to find out. And, I further expect that should you ever find out you'll be on the next Greyhound ... well, as soon as you can turn enough tricks (*) to pay for the fare ... and when you show up on my doorstep, I'll have to shoot you and bury you out in the woods 'round to the back. It will be so sad; yet, who but one or two of your regulars will ever know that you've gone missing? (*) Two-bits a go doesn't go as far as it used to, it seems. But, seemingly, having a fistfull of quarters *is* a good gauge of one's popularity.
Ilíon wrote:
Now, sure, you probably don't yet actually know where I live, but I have no doubt that you're obsessively trying to find out.
I'll save him the trouble faggot. Troy Dale Hailey (419) 526-3443 220 Summit Hill Mansfield, OH 44903
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Oakman wrote:
Something you should know: Guns make a loud noise. D'ey might scawe Widdo' Spwintur
Hey, if that keeps you from coming near my property, then great!
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People ARE strange. Especially when you're a stranger.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. "I am new to programming world. I have been learning c# for about past four weeks. I am quite acquainted with the fundamentals of c#. Now I have to work on a project which converts given flat files to XML using the XML serialization method" - SK64 ( but the forums have stuff like this posted every day )
Christian Graus wrote:
People ARE strange. Especially when you're a stranger.
Or a stranger in a strange land?
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Both democrats and republicans are playing for the same team and it's not us. - Chris Austin
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Ilíon wrote:
Now, sure, you probably don't yet actually know where I live, but I have no doubt that you're obsessively trying to find out.
I'll save him the trouble faggot. Troy Dale Hailey (419) 526-3443 220 Summit Hill Mansfield, OH 44903
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Muslim_faggot wrote:
I'll save him the trouble - Muslim_faggot.
I repeat: Knowing my address is not the same thing as knowing where I live. Isn't that so cute? L'll Splinter had made himself a sock-puppet.
HURRRRRRRRRR INTELLECTUALLY DISHONEST DURPDURRRRRRRRRR
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Ilíon wrote:
Hey, if that keeps you from coming near my property, then great!
Pathetic.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Both democrats and republicans are playing for the same team and it's not us. - Chris Austin
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Muslim_faggot wrote:
I'll save him the trouble - Muslim_faggot.
I repeat: Knowing my address is not the same thing as knowing where I live. Isn't that so cute? L'll Splinter had made himself a sock-puppet.
If you think I posted that, please complain to Chris. You aren't important enough for me to run up a sock puppet. On the other hand, it would make great sense for you to have posted it yourself - after all, you are the one who begs for punishment. Hell, I didn't even know you had a blog.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Both democrats and republicans are playing for the same team and it's not us. - Chris Austin
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Muslim_faggot wrote:
I'll save him the trouble - Muslim_faggot.
I repeat: Knowing my address is not the same thing as knowing where I live. Isn't that so cute? L'll Splinter had made himself a sock-puppet.
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Well, know know, little man (and I use the term in the loosest possible sense), you are the one who chose to assert to one and all that you know where I live and that you have "resources." Isn't there a saying about kitchens and heat?
Isn't there a saying about bigoted, misogynistic, racist, hypocritical turds with megalomaniacal, narcissistic, and histrionic personality disorders?
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HURRRRRRRRRR INTELLECTUALLY DISHONEST DURPDURRRRRRRRRR
Hi Kyle! :)
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Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
Oh, it doesn't have to be Master - it could be 'Chief', or 'Captain'.
How about 'Gaylord?'
Ilíon wrote:
How about 'Gaylord?'
That would work quite nicely.
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Ilíon wrote:
How about 'Gaylord?'
That would work quite nicely.
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If you think I posted that, please complain to Chris. You aren't important enough for me to run up a sock puppet. On the other hand, it would make great sense for you to have posted it yourself - after all, you are the one who begs for punishment. Hell, I didn't even know you had a blog.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Both democrats and republicans are playing for the same team and it's not us. - Chris Austin
Oakman wrote:
If you think I posted that, please complain to Chris. You aren't important enough for me to run up a sock puppet. On the other hand, it would make great sense for you to have posted it yourself - after all, you are the one who begs for punishment.
Riiiiight! I'm so unimportant to you that use my Christian name, which of no concern to anyone here, as often as you can think of a way to work it into a post. I'm so unimportant to you that you go out of your way to seek out personal information about me. Apparently, I'm so unimportant to you that need to boast that you know where I live (even though you probably don't). Apparently, I'm so unimportant to you that need to boast that you know my phone number. Apparently, I'm so unimportant to you that need to boast that you know my email address. Apparently, I'm so unimportant to you that need to boast that you "have access to records not available to" me (apparently, not taking into account that that does not make you a rational being).
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Just for the record: it wasn't me. I wouldn't want somebody to post personal information about me, so wouldn't deliberately do it to anybody else. Besides, I don't have the motivation, resources or time
Computafreak wrote:
Just for the record: ...
Actually, if for some reason I were compelled to wager who it is, I'd place my bets on a certain "scientist" up in .... hmmm ... Vermont, who is even more obsessed with me than is our Dimestore Wooden Troll. At the same time ... Gaylord ;) suggests that it is 'Kyle' (whoever that is; I've never been totally sure on that point). And, well, those two do always seem to recognize one another; so perhaps that's it.
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Oakman wrote:
If you think I posted that, please complain to Chris. You aren't important enough for me to run up a sock puppet. On the other hand, it would make great sense for you to have posted it yourself - after all, you are the one who begs for punishment.
Riiiiight! I'm so unimportant to you that use my Christian name, which of no concern to anyone here, as often as you can think of a way to work it into a post. I'm so unimportant to you that you go out of your way to seek out personal information about me. Apparently, I'm so unimportant to you that need to boast that you know where I live (even though you probably don't). Apparently, I'm so unimportant to you that need to boast that you know my phone number. Apparently, I'm so unimportant to you that need to boast that you know my email address. Apparently, I'm so unimportant to you that need to boast that you "have access to records not available to" me (apparently, not taking into account that that does not make you a rational being).
Ilíon wrote:
I'm so unimportant to you that use my Christian name, which of no concern to anyone here, as often as you can think of a way to work it into a post.
I do it because it pisses you off. I like pissing you off. I like the way you whimper and moan about the unfairness of it all.
Ilíon wrote:
I'm so unimportant to you that you go out of your way to seek out personal information about me.
Took 30 seconds of one phonecall made for other reasons.
Ilíon wrote:
Apparently, I'm so unimportant to you that need to boast that you know my phone number.
You were claiming I didn't, so I assured you I did. Had you not been whining, I would never have thought about bringing it into the conversation.
Ilíon wrote:
apparently, not taking into account that that does not make you a rational being
Or that I have friends in Washington. Of course, having friends in Washington may suggest that I am not rational . . . Look - you think you have a case, cry-baby, go to Chris. FYI: I have emailed Christian and asked him if the offending messages should be deleted or censored. I just wish moderators had the power to check IP addresses. I still wonder if you posted this one yourself.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Both democrats and republicans are playing for the same team and it's not us. - Chris Austin