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    LittleYellowBird
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    It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. :-D

    Ali

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      It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. :-D

      Ali

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      Dalek Dave
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      Then he should have been given the sack!

      ------------------------------------ "Possessions make you poor, wealth is measurable only in experience." Sun Tzu 621BC

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        Then he should have been given the sack!

        ------------------------------------ "Possessions make you poor, wealth is measurable only in experience." Sun Tzu 621BC

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        NormDroid
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        But that would be nuts!

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          It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. :-D

          Ali

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          Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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          :laugh: Arguably non-KSS friendly though. Still a chuckle :-D

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            :laugh: Arguably non-KSS friendly though. Still a chuckle :-D

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            LittleYellowBird
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            Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

            Arguably non-KSS friendly though.

            You are not the only person to say that, and I did not intend to offend, but if I told that joke to my 5 year old nephew he would just laugh and say "what a silly man to try to juggle without any balls"! I thought it was a joke that worked for everyone on some level. Anyway, glad you chuckled :-D

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              Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

              Arguably non-KSS friendly though.

              You are not the only person to say that, and I did not intend to offend, but if I told that joke to my 5 year old nephew he would just laugh and say "what a silly man to try to juggle without any balls"! I thought it was a joke that worked for everyone on some level. Anyway, glad you chuckled :-D

              Ali

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              Henry Minute
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              Ali, Ali, Ali!! Tut-tut! I'm afraid they are all correct, the joke was not KSS and you should be embarrassed to have posted it here. Just in case you feel like using it on a public forum again at some time, I have cleaned it up for you: "It's not that the man did not know how to play golf, he just didn't have the balls to do it"

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                :laugh: Arguably non-KSS friendly though. Still a chuckle :-D

                If the post was helpful, please vote! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                Paddy Boyd
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                I would have to disagree, the lewdness in this joke you bring yourself - it can be taken in a number of ways, and as Ali has said, even telling it to a child would be ok...

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                  I would have to disagree, the lewdness in this joke you bring yourself - it can be taken in a number of ways, and as Ali has said, even telling it to a child would be ok...

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                  LittleYellowBird
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                  Paddy Boyd wrote:

                  the lewdness in this joke you bring yourself

                  That's what I meant to say, you have summed it up for me perfectly, thanks :)

                  Ali

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                    Ali, Ali, Ali!! Tut-tut! I'm afraid they are all correct, the joke was not KSS and you should be embarrassed to have posted it here. Just in case you feel like using it on a public forum again at some time, I have cleaned it up for you: "It's not that the man did not know how to play golf, he just didn't have the balls to do it"

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                    LittleYellowBird
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                    Dear Henry, Thank you for your helpfull guidance, I shall try to remember 'all the balls that you have said', I mean 'all you have said about balls'. :-D

                    Ali

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                      Dear Henry, Thank you for your helpfull guidance, I shall try to remember 'all the balls that you have said', I mean 'all you have said about balls'. :-D

                      Ali

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                      Henry Minute
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                      Hmmmph! You just can't help some people. :)

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                        Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                        Arguably non-KSS friendly though.

                        You are not the only person to say that, and I did not intend to offend, but if I told that joke to my 5 year old nephew he would just laugh and say "what a silly man to try to juggle without any balls"! I thought it was a joke that worked for everyone on some level. Anyway, glad you chuckled :-D

                        Ali

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                        Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                        Its funny either way! What can I do? I'm a self-declared perv! :-O Then again, so is almost every other CPian

                        If the post was helpful, please vote! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                          Its funny either way! What can I do? I'm a self-declared perv! :-O Then again, so is almost every other CPian

                          If the post was helpful, please vote! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                          LittleYellowBird
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                          Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                          What can I do? I'm a self-declared perv!

                          :-D Join the club :-O :-D

                          Ali

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