A dad joke
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Mum, mum, dad's going out. Shut up kids, and pour some more petrol on him.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Mum, mum. I want to play with grandma! Shut-up, we're not digging her up again.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Mum, mum, dad's going out. Shut up kids, and pour some more petrol on him.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Dad, Dad - what are those for? Four!!!????
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Mum, mum, dad's going out. Shut up kids, and pour some more petrol on him.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
"Dad, Dad - what are those?" "Bollocks" "Heck - I only asked!"
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Mum, mum, dad's going out. Shut up kids, and pour some more petrol on him.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Mum, mum, I've swallowed my harmonica!! Well, just be thankful you don't play the piano!!
Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!! Booger Mobile - Camp Quality esCarpade 2010
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Uwe Keim wrote:
Ah, one of those artifical diseases that were invented by the parmacy industry where they had a medicine first, but now desease.
Somebody get this man the $100000.00 prize. My son's pediatrician has exactly the same view.
Sovereign ingredient for a happy marriage: Pay cash or do without. Interest charges not only eat up a household budget; awareness of debt eats up domestic felicity. --Lazarus Long Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece. --Ralph Charell
Thanks :-) I already would be glad if lots of people try out my new software ;-).
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
ADHD = Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder - people that have this are easily distracted from the task at hand - kinda like politicians.
Nah, politicians NEVER intended to do what they said!
But always intended to line their own pockets while pretending to work for the people. I'd say they achieve their goals.
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ADHD = Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder - people that have this are easily distracted from the task at hand - kinda like politicians.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001What? Attention Defi... Hey! Look, a plane!
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
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Thanks :-) I already would be glad if lots of people try out my new software ;-).
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You know, I spied on you the other day via your web cam. It did look like you're sitting back and waiting for the money to flow... ;)
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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You know, I spied on you the other day via your web cam. It did look like you're sitting back and waiting for the money to flow... ;)
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
Naaaaa, far from that. If the money will flow in, we would re-invest into more developers to make a browser version :-)
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My dad told me this one at lunch today... How many ADHD people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...Hey, wanna go on a bike ride?
Reminds me of the dog in UP!:"Hi there. My master made me this collar so I may talk- Squirrel!"
Cheetah. Ferret. Gonads. What more can I say? - Pete O'Hanlon
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Reminds me of the dog in UP!:"Hi there. My master made me this collar so I may talk- Squirrel!"
Cheetah. Ferret. Gonads. What more can I say? - Pete O'Hanlon
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-"Doctor I think I have a problem with my memory." -"From when?" -"From when what?"
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I resemble that :-D
