New Oldest Man In The World

[Dalek Dave]

Henry Allingham[^] Good Luck Heny, keep going.

------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

[Steve Mayfield]

"Allingham credits "cigarettes, whisky and wild, wild women — and a good sense of humour" for his longevity." Clues to long life: Party, Party, Party...

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[Jim Crafton]

ER Doc: Nurse! Quick! Get this man a mistress, 2 CCs of Coke, and a shot of Jack! Stat!

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[Skymir]

And someone check me into that hospital!

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.

[martin_hughes]

Good for him (but Christ, don't let me live that long and see all the horrors he's seen).

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[Henry Minute]

Good Luck, indeed to Henry Allingham. However, there is a challenger for the title[^].

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

[DABBee]

Oooh - crackup. Mel Brooks always catches me by suprise, the suprise being that I don't think he's that funny and then I see this....

Twinkle: I had that... dream again. The one, where I do terrible things, to penguins, with a croquet mallet.