The Three lil Pigs....
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This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically. A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?' The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?' One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the man would have said - 'Well, I'll be [deleted - use your imagination]!! A talking pig!' The teacher had to leave the room
#define STOOPID #if STOOPID Console.WriteLine("I'm stoopid!"); #endif
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This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically. A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?' The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?' One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the man would have said - 'Well, I'll be [deleted - use your imagination]!! A talking pig!' The teacher had to leave the room
#define STOOPID #if STOOPID Console.WriteLine("I'm stoopid!"); #endif
Tomas Brennan wrote:
This is a true story
[citation needed]
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Tomas Brennan wrote:
This is a true story
[citation needed]
That was an email I received...so dunno if that's true but its funny! :)
#define STOOPID #if STOOPID Console.WriteLine("I'm stoopid!"); #endif
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Tomas Brennan wrote:
This is a true story
[citation needed]
I was that little child. I was a bit precocious.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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I was that little child. I was a bit precocious.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I was a bit precocious.
:rolleyes: Why am I not surprised? :-D
Ali
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I was a bit precocious.
:rolleyes: Why am I not surprised? :-D
Ali
Welcome Back Ali how was the holiday (and if you've been back and answered this before well sorry I've been busy)
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I was that little child. I was a bit precocious.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I was that little child. I was a bit precocious.
So this story was originally chiselled into stone tablets?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I was that little child. I was a bit precocious.
So this story was originally chiselled into stone tablets?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
In Aramaic!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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Welcome Back Ali how was the holiday (and if you've been back and answered this before well sorry I've been busy)
hopingToCode wrote:
how was the holiday
Aaahh, soft sandy beaches, big blue skies and nothing to do ..... fab! ..... :cool: (Ali drfits off into dream land.....) :suss: However, 5 minutes back at work and it feels like I was never away! Except that problem folder is thicker (as are customers! :laugh: ) Happy days! :-D
Ali
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I was that little child. I was a bit precocious.
So this story was originally chiselled into stone tablets?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Stone. Stone. In my day, only the fancy dancy toffs could afford stone. Mud was good enough for the likes of me.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Stone. Stone. In my day, only the fancy dancy toffs could afford stone. Mud was good enough for the likes of me.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Mud? You lucky bastard, we couldn't afford mud, we had to use our own blood on fallen leaves.
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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Mud? You lucky bastard, we couldn't afford mud, we had to use our own blood on fallen leaves.
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
You jammy bugger! We had to use our own faeces and write with our finger.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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You jammy bugger! We had to use our own faeces and write with our finger.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
On people with white skin. :laugh:
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This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically. A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?' The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?' One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the man would have said - 'Well, I'll be [deleted - use your imagination]!! A talking pig!' The teacher had to leave the room
#define STOOPID #if STOOPID Console.WriteLine("I'm stoopid!"); #endif
I would have thought the man would have calculated a 35% markup and tried to take that little piggie all the way to the bank.
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You jammy bugger! We had to use our own faeces and write with our finger.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
You had your own faeces? You posh git! We were so poor and malnourished we had to steal faeces from other people!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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You jammy bugger! We had to use our own faeces and write with our finger.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Henry Minute wrote:
We had to use our own faeces and write with our finger.
And you still fought over who got hold the finger. :laugh::laugh:
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Henry Minute wrote:
We had to use our own faeces and write with our finger.
And you still fought over who got hold the finger. :laugh::laugh:
I didn't see it! Well done, 5!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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You had your own faeces? You posh git! We were so poor and malnourished we had to steal faeces from other people!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
You could use human faeces! You privileged b@stard! I had to join CP to get a plentiful supply of animal doo-doo, mostly of the bovine or equuine variety. One good thing though, there's plenty of it. <costermonger voice> Get it while it's 'ot! </costermonger voice>
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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I didn't see it! Well done, 5!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
It was a demotic finger. :laugh:
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Henry Minute wrote:
We had to use our own faeces and write with our finger.
And you still fought over who got hold the finger. :laugh::laugh:
I don't remember that. Now fighting over who could sme............... maybe not.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”