My CCC
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Whats the difference between The Jacksons and the Australian cricket team? The Australians wont have Ashes on their mantlepiece this summer. :rolleyes:
Heard that a while ago about Andrew Flintoff and Jade Goody's widower...
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How on earth could I be expected to have got it? I have two short legs, and one of them is square!
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I thought you had a long leg?
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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Now you have crossed the boundary! I might have to tell you to 'silly mid **** off'! ;P (I think that might be me all punned out for cricket!)
Ali
HAve I bowled a maiden over?
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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Heard that a while ago about Andrew Flintoff and Jade Goody's widower...
Yes, thats when I heard I just tweaked it to make it more up to date and more patriotic ;) Whats the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson? Fergie will be playing giggs this year. Sorry! I've been in Wales for awhile I think the water went to my head or something
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HAve I bowled a maiden over?
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Not with a googly (?) like that? :-D
Ali
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I thought you had a long leg?
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Dalek Dave wrote:
I thought you had a long leg?
:rolleyes: That's what he told ME!
Ali
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Not with a googly (?) like that? :-D
Ali
That's a keeper!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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Dalek Dave wrote:
I thought you had a long leg?
:rolleyes: That's what he told ME!
Ali
You have been caught out then!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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That's a keeper!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
I keep fielding them but I don't know how!
Ali
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I keep fielding them but I don't know how!
Ali
Could be you have a couple of bouncers
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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Could be you have a couple of bouncers
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
:-O All white that's enough! That's it I can pun no more on Cricket! You win! :thumbsup:
Ali
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You have been caught out then!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
No no no .... no more cricket! :-D
Ali
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:-O All white that's enough! That's it I can pun no more on Cricket! You win! :thumbsup:
Ali
OK, the TEST is over.
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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You have been caught out then!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Let's just say Alison wouldn't be the first maiden I'd bowled over. Didn't take me this long to think of it, I've been shopping.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”