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  • S Single Step Debugger

    Not only happy – I’m shocked! Let me to explain: I don’t know how it’s where you are living, but here they are selling some smart devices designed to make more realistic your internet experience. I’m not going to describe the whole device, but the point is that you have electrodes attached to your body and you get electricity shock every time you are voted in some forum. The shock is gentle and itchy when you got five and could makes your hair smocking when you get one. The problem is that my device is kind of broken: it gives me high voltage strakes on five and pleasant when a got one.

    The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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    Single Step Debugger
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    Tickle Tickle Tickle

    The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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    • H Henry Minute

      By mentioning them you could have caused them to appear. I used the time honoured tradition, as used in fairy-tales the world over, where if you can discover their name and repeat it three times, it takes away their powers. Don't tell me I got the name wrong! :sigh:

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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      LittleYellowBird
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      Thank god for that, I thought you had got confused again and thought you were on that 'Dear Doctor' website :rolleyes:

      Ali

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      • R Rage

        Deyan Georgiev wrote:

        French

        :sigh:

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        Dan Neely
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        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pardon_my_French[^] We wouldn't pick on someone we didn't care about. ;P

        It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

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        • L Lost User

          I see 16!

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          21!


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          • S Single Step Debugger

            Not only happy – I’m shocked! Let me to explain: I don’t know how it’s where you are living, but here they are selling some smart devices designed to make more realistic your internet experience. I’m not going to describe the whole device, but the point is that you have electrodes attached to your body and you get electricity shock every time you are voted in some forum. The shock is gentle and itchy when you got five and could makes your hair smocking when you get one. The problem is that my device is kind of broken: it gives me high voltage strakes on five and pleasant when a got one.

            The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            Michael Schubert
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            Deyan Georgiev wrote:

            The shock is gentle and itchy

            Are usually alone when you undergo this treatment?

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            • S Single Step Debugger

              Not only happy – I’m shocked! Let me to explain: I don’t know how it’s where you are living, but here they are selling some smart devices designed to make more realistic your internet experience. I’m not going to describe the whole device, but the point is that you have electrodes attached to your body and you get electricity shock every time you are voted in some forum. The shock is gentle and itchy when you got five and could makes your hair smocking when you get one. The problem is that my device is kind of broken: it gives me high voltage strakes on five and pleasant when a got one.

              The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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              Joe Simes
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              Whoops sorry for the 5 ;)

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              • H Henry Minute

                It might have, if only that were my real name. Bwaaahahahahahaha!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                Luc Pattyn
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                zut alors! :-\

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                • L LittleYellowBird

                  Thank god for that, I thought you had got confused again and thought you were on that 'Dear Doctor' website :rolleyes:

                  Ali

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                  Henry Minute
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                  Have you brought my tablets? I didn't like that other nurse! Where are my slippers? Someone has stolen my slippers!

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                    Whoops sorry for the 5 ;)

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                    Single Step Debugger
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                    That was strong! I have my left eyelid half-closed.

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                    • H Henry Minute

                      Have you brought my tablets? I didn't like that other nurse! Where are my slippers? Someone has stolen my slippers!

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                      Single Step Debugger
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                      You don’t have slippers. If you don’t remember when the health-officers bring you here, you were wearing only a high latex boots, latex beret and a small letters tattoo around your navel: “If you can read this honey, you are just fine.”

                      The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                      • S Single Step Debugger

                        A very low one voters activity for the last couple of days. They probably have a conference or something?

                        The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Except when I do a CCC in the morning, I always seem to get a 1 then!

                        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                        • S Single Step Debugger

                          You don’t have slippers. If you don’t remember when the health-officers bring you here, you were wearing only a high latex boots, latex beret and a small letters tattoo around your navel: “If you can read this honey, you are just fine.”

                          The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                          Henry Minute
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                          Don't be silly! I would NEVER wear a beret!

                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                          • S Single Step Debugger

                            So, how was the conference?

                            The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                            Eytukan
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                            We unequivocal accepted that there has to be multiple 1 vote buttons. And our leader Tox would be talking to Chris regarding this shortly.

                            Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                            • D Dan Neely

                              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pardon_my_French[^] We wouldn't pick on someone we didn't care about. ;P

                              It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

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                              Rage
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                              :doh: :-O OK, did not know about that phrase. Learned something today, thanks.

                              dan neely wrote:

                              We wouldn't pick on someone we didn't care about.

                              :rolleyes:

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                              • H Henry Minute

                                By mentioning them you could have caused them to appear. I used the time honoured tradition, as used in fairy-tales the world over, where if you can discover their name and repeat it three times, it takes away their powers. Don't tell me I got the name wrong! :sigh:

                                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                Steve Mayfield
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                                one-voter, one-voter, one-voter :doh:

                                Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                                • S Single Step Debugger

                                  toxcct wrote:

                                  the usual morons weren't there actually

                                  Sorry, I was busy with watching soap-operas and learning how to restart my computer without removing the building's safety-fuses.

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                                  Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                  Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                                  learning how to restart my computer without removing the building's safety-fuses.

                                  Wow! That's interesting. If you succeeded in that, an article, perhaps... :)

                                  It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                                    Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                                    learning how to restart my computer without removing the building's safety-fuses.

                                    Wow! That's interesting. If you succeeded in that, an article, perhaps... :)

                                    It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                                    Eytukan
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                                    Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

                                    an article

                                    That'd wouldn't fetch more votes. We have already articles that show how to stop/start the wind mills and get your pc restarted.

                                    Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                                      Except when I do a CCC in the morning, I always seem to get a 1 then!

                                      ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                      Henry Minute
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                                      That's probably a certain infamous American who is well known for his dislike of the CCC. :)

                                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                      • S Single Step Debugger

                                        So, how was the conference?

                                        The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                        Roger Wright
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                                        I'd give it a '1'.

                                        "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                        • H Henry Minute

                                          By mentioning them you could have caused them to appear. I used the time honoured tradition, as used in fairy-tales the world over, where if you can discover their name and repeat it three times, it takes away their powers. Don't tell me I got the name wrong! :sigh:

                                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                          peterchen
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                                          Henry Minute wrote:

                                          Don't tell me I got the name wrong!

                                          OK, you asked for it.

                                          Don't attribute to stupidity what can be equally well explained by buerocracy.
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