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  • H Henry Minute

    Yesterday I made up a 2 Litre batch of coffee to use for a refreshing drink during the current heat-wave. This evening after dinner, I made myself a large one and was sitting on the couch, sipping away, when I thought to myself, self, I thought, what this needs is a slug of Rum. Unfortunately I didn't have any, in fact I didn't have any liquor at all. I generally don't keep alcoholic drinks at home except for Christmas-time. Christmas!! Ah yes, in the back of the kitchen cupboard the remnants of a 1 pint bottle of Brandy I had used to make my Christmas cake last year. 1 slug later and all is well. Magic. :-D

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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    Caslen
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    Coffee with anything other than hot water is just plain wrong, like scotch with anything or blondes with brains - it just doesn't work!

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    • A Anthony Mushrow

      Slow down there. Condensed milk? Sandwiches? Waa?

      My current favourite word is: Delicious!

      -SK Genius

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      Henry Minute
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      We were given sugar sandwiches too. But if you think that's bad, my sister used to like vinegar sarnies! X| That was too much, even for a dustbin guts like me.

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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      • R Rajesh R Subramanian

        Yes. You've already lost several in mixing coffee with brandy. ;)

        It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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        Henry Minute
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        I'm with __Maxx__ on this one. The hot version however does have some problems. It is known on restaurant menus and the like as <shhhh>FRENCH</shhhh> Coffee.

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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          Coffee with anything other than hot water is just plain wrong, like scotch with anything or blondes with brains - it just doesn't work!

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          Henry Minute
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          Caslen wrote:

          like scotch with anything or blondes with brains - it just doesn't work!

          Or, of course, coders with social skills. :-D

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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          • L Lost User

            I disagree - the coffee keeps you awake while you get roaring drunk. What could possibly be more manly than that?

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            Rajesh R Subramanian
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            Umm... Yeah, that's a point. I was looking at it more from the angle of "adulterating" the goddarn thing with coffee. :)

            It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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              Henry Minute wrote:

              I generally don't keep alcoholic drinks at home except for Christmas-time.

              Yes, I also keep my liquor in the bank. In home is not secure enough – thefts, fires etc.:~

              The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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              Rajesh R Subramanian
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              That is precisely why there are insurance companies. Keep your 'valuables' at home, but get them insured just in case... :)

              It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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              • H Henry Minute

                Caslen wrote:

                like scotch with anything or blondes with brains - it just doesn't work!

                Or, of course, coders with social skills. :-D

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                Caslen
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                Social skills? What's Social? Is it the latest offering from Microsoft? One I haven't heard of sorry!

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                • H Henry Minute

                  Weeell, it's like this. To start with I had forgotten that I had the Brandy, so I was resigned to plain old cawfee. What's even worse is there is only enough of the good stuff left for one more. :((

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                  Russell Jones
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                  Henry Minute wrote:

                  What's even worse is there is only enough of the good stuff left for one more. Cry

                  As your attorney I advise you to buy some more!

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                  • H Henry Minute

                    Yesterday I made up a 2 Litre batch of coffee to use for a refreshing drink during the current heat-wave. This evening after dinner, I made myself a large one and was sitting on the couch, sipping away, when I thought to myself, self, I thought, what this needs is a slug of Rum. Unfortunately I didn't have any, in fact I didn't have any liquor at all. I generally don't keep alcoholic drinks at home except for Christmas-time. Christmas!! Ah yes, in the back of the kitchen cupboard the remnants of a 1 pint bottle of Brandy I had used to make my Christmas cake last year. 1 slug later and all is well. Magic. :-D

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                    TJO1
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                    Iced coffee.... this is iced coffee http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farmers_Union_Iced_Coffee[^] Nectar of the Gods, made in Godzone country. Yes, I freely admit that a slug of alcohol improves everything when you start from a low base. Cheers Tim

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                    • P PIEBALDconsult

                      Maybe McDonald's will offer that soon; their current offering leaves much to be desired.

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                      You drink coffee from McD X| , bloody hell you are a masochist. I consider their food crap I have never been game to try their coffee.

                      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                      • H Henry Minute

                        Sounds nice, but it would mean buying the Mint Liqueur and I'm not sure that I could stand the loss of man points involved in that transaction. :laugh:

                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                        Lilith C
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                        No wife or girlfriend to handle the delicate tasks in life?

                        I'm not a programmer but I play one at the office

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                        • L Lilith C

                          No wife or girlfriend to handle the delicate tasks in life?

                          I'm not a programmer but I play one at the office

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                          Henry Minute
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                          Lilith.C wrote:

                          No wife or girlfriend to handle the delicate tasks in life?

                          Is that a proposal? :)

                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                          • H Henry Minute

                            Lilith.C wrote:

                            No wife or girlfriend to handle the delicate tasks in life?

                            Is that a proposal? :)

                            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                            Lilith C
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                            Not at my age.

                            I'm not a programmer but I play one at the office

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                            • L Lilith C

                              Not at my age.

                              I'm not a programmer but I play one at the office

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                              Henry Minute
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                              Lilith.C wrote:

                              Not at my age.

                              I suspect I have you beat.

                              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                Lilith.C wrote:

                                Not at my age.

                                I suspect I have you beat.

                                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                Lilith C
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                                A lady doesn't tell her age. Suffice to say I look about 20 years younger that I actually am. And since I don't look anything under 40.....

                                I'm not a programmer but I play one at the office

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                                • L Lilith C

                                  A lady doesn't tell her age. Suffice to say I look about 20 years younger that I actually am. And since I don't look anything under 40.....

                                  I'm not a programmer but I play one at the office

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                                  Henry Minute
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                                  That sounds as though we are about even. Let's call it a draw. :)

                                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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