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  • D Dalek Dave

    Ok, It starts today. No Brett Lee, ah, shame. No Shane Warne, Yippee! No Glenn McGrath, Thank the Gods. Now if someone will nobble Ponting we will be happier still! I predict England will regain the Ashes. However, what idiot made Wales the location for the first game between England and Australia? Have the authorities been upset by someone at Old Trafford?

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    Caslen
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    Cardiff stumped up (!) the biggest wad of cash - simple as that.

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Ok, It starts today. No Brett Lee, ah, shame. No Shane Warne, Yippee! No Glenn McGrath, Thank the Gods. Now if someone will nobble Ponting we will be happier still! I predict England will regain the Ashes. However, what idiot made Wales the location for the first game between England and Australia? Have the authorities been upset by someone at Old Trafford?

      ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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      R Giskard Reventlov
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      Yawn.

      me, me, me

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        Cardiff stumped up (!) the biggest wad of cash - simple as that.

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        Dalek Dave
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        It is too early for cricketing puns, and anyway we did them about a week ago, and it got silly.

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          Yawn.

          me, me, me

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          Dalek Dave
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          digital man wrote:

          Yawn.

          I'd go back to bed if I were you! :)

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          • D Dalek Dave

            It is too early for cricketing puns, and anyway we did them about a week ago, and it got silly.

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            Caslen
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            If they can take a week to play the game I should be able to take a week with the puns...

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Ok, It starts today. No Brett Lee, ah, shame. No Shane Warne, Yippee! No Glenn McGrath, Thank the Gods. Now if someone will nobble Ponting we will be happier still! I predict England will regain the Ashes. However, what idiot made Wales the location for the first game between England and Australia? Have the authorities been upset by someone at Old Trafford?

              ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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              UserNameless
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              test cricket... never fancied it myself. I usually just end up watching highlights or the 1st day and the last day X|

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              • R R Giskard Reventlov

                Yawn.

                me, me, me

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                Caslen
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                Time for coffee?

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Ok, It starts today. No Brett Lee, ah, shame. No Shane Warne, Yippee! No Glenn McGrath, Thank the Gods. Now if someone will nobble Ponting we will be happier still! I predict England will regain the Ashes. However, what idiot made Wales the location for the first game between England and Australia? Have the authorities been upset by someone at Old Trafford?

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  As long as they don't play the double spin on the first day - I don't think the Aussies are going to be taken by Monty and Swann (sounds like a box of matches).

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Ok, It starts today. No Brett Lee, ah, shame. No Shane Warne, Yippee! No Glenn McGrath, Thank the Gods. Now if someone will nobble Ponting we will be happier still! I predict England will regain the Ashes. However, what idiot made Wales the location for the first game between England and Australia? Have the authorities been upset by someone at Old Trafford?

                    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                    Russell Jones
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                    I hope that England and WALES retain the ashes ;-)

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                      As long as they don't play the double spin on the first day - I don't think the Aussies are going to be taken by Monty and Swann (sounds like a box of matches).

                      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                      As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                      Monty and Swann

                      More Like this pair... See Here[^]

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                        Time for coffee?

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                        R Giskard Reventlov
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                        Nope, time to watch a decent sport that takes less time to watch than growing a beard. Life is too short to have cricket in it.

                        me, me, me

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Ok, It starts today. No Brett Lee, ah, shame. No Shane Warne, Yippee! No Glenn McGrath, Thank the Gods. Now if someone will nobble Ponting we will be happier still! I predict England will regain the Ashes. However, what idiot made Wales the location for the first game between England and Australia? Have the authorities been upset by someone at Old Trafford?

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                          Yeah injury and retirement was really your only hope. Make my words, we will humiliate you. Again.

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Ok, It starts today. No Brett Lee, ah, shame. No Shane Warne, Yippee! No Glenn McGrath, Thank the Gods. Now if someone will nobble Ponting we will be happier still! I predict England will regain the Ashes. However, what idiot made Wales the location for the first game between England and Australia? Have the authorities been upset by someone at Old Trafford?

                            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                            Vikram A Punathambekar
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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            However, what idiot made Wales the location for the first game between England and Australia?

                            Umm, you do know the team called England really represents England and Wales, don't you? (There's no separate Wales team.) The ECB is actually the England and Wales Cricket Board.

                            Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)

                            Recent activities: TV series: Friends, season 10 Books: Fooled by Randomness, by Nassim Nicholas Taleb.


                            Carpe Diem.

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                              Ok, It starts today. No Brett Lee, ah, shame. No Shane Warne, Yippee! No Glenn McGrath, Thank the Gods. Now if someone will nobble Ponting we will be happier still! I predict England will regain the Ashes. However, what idiot made Wales the location for the first game between England and Australia? Have the authorities been upset by someone at Old Trafford?

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                              Rich Leyshon
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                              Also alas, no Harmison (bowling like a tit again), Simon Jones (so Ricky, he really was injured) or Flintoff (will probably be injured before we reach half way in the series). Much as I would love to agree that we'll win them back - who's going to take the wickets? Anderson can't bowl all day from both ends? Broad, I sadly suspect, will get demolished by the likes of Ponting. I would go with Sidebottom if he is in form and fit (I'm a bit out of touch) as a bit of swing does seem to unsettle the Aussies sometimes - they did lose a few wickets to Hoggard last time. I think we have the batsmen but the bowling is a concern. Re Cardiff, according to Lord Somebody on Radio 4 yesterday: money never came into it (honest guv). Cardiff won because all grounds are graded according to strictly measurable criteria and it outscored the likes of Old Trafford The city is also well used to catering for and transporting large crowds for rugby and soccer matches Also, God's own country is expected to remain dry today whereas England will be dotted with showers And finally, the Aussies are complaining because they aren't at Lord's. Anything that upsets them can't be such a bad thing can it? Rich

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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                However, what idiot made Wales the location for the first game between England and Australia?

                                Umm, you do know the team called England really represents England and Wales, don't you? (There's no separate Wales team.) The ECB is actually the England and Wales Cricket Board.

                                Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)

                                Recent activities: TV series: Friends, season 10 Books: Fooled by Randomness, by Nassim Nicholas Taleb.


                                Carpe Diem.

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                                Rich Leyshon
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                                Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                                (There's no separate Wales team.)

                                I would beg to differ - they play as a minor county. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wales_national_cricket_team[^]"> Rich

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                                  Also alas, no Harmison (bowling like a tit again), Simon Jones (so Ricky, he really was injured) or Flintoff (will probably be injured before we reach half way in the series). Much as I would love to agree that we'll win them back - who's going to take the wickets? Anderson can't bowl all day from both ends? Broad, I sadly suspect, will get demolished by the likes of Ponting. I would go with Sidebottom if he is in form and fit (I'm a bit out of touch) as a bit of swing does seem to unsettle the Aussies sometimes - they did lose a few wickets to Hoggard last time. I think we have the batsmen but the bowling is a concern. Re Cardiff, according to Lord Somebody on Radio 4 yesterday: money never came into it (honest guv). Cardiff won because all grounds are graded according to strictly measurable criteria and it outscored the likes of Old Trafford The city is also well used to catering for and transporting large crowds for rugby and soccer matches Also, God's own country is expected to remain dry today whereas England will be dotted with showers And finally, the Aussies are complaining because they aren't at Lord's. Anything that upsets them can't be such a bad thing can it? Rich

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  Lord's is traditionally the Second Test anyway. I would love to see some swing, it has been wet so there will be some going on.

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                                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                                    However, what idiot made Wales the location for the first game between England and Australia?

                                    Umm, you do know the team called England really represents England and Wales, don't you? (There's no separate Wales team.) The ECB is actually the England and Wales Cricket Board.

                                    Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)

                                    Recent activities: TV series: Friends, season 10 Books: Fooled by Randomness, by Nassim Nicholas Taleb.


                                    Carpe Diem.

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                                    There's no separate Wales team

                                    Ahem...It has existed since 1923!

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      Lord's is traditionally the Second Test anyway. I would love to see some swing, it has been wet so there will be some going on.

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                                      Rich Leyshon
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                                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                                      I would love to see some swing, it has been wet so there will be some going on.

                                      Unfortunately it works both ways. I saw the Aussies a couple of times in '89 and a certain Mr. Alderman causing a few problems ... Rich

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                                      • R R Giskard Reventlov

                                        Nope, time to watch a decent sport that takes less time to watch than growing a beard. Life is too short to have cricket in it.

                                        me, me, me

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                                        Caslen
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                                        can't argue with that - if it takes longer than 90 minutes it's not worth watching :)

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                                          There's no separate Wales team

                                          Ahem...It has existed since 1923!

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                                          The Almighty Wiki has spoken!!

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