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  • H Henry Minute

    JSOP mentioned this particular part of the male anatomy yesterday. Being a bear of very little brain I only thought of a 'witty' response a few minutes ago. Being a lazy old sod I used the search messages box to do a search for scrotum, thinking in my naivete that it would return said post at #1. To my surprise it returned 22 hits, and as I assume that you are all dying to know, the rankings are as follows: 1. Michael Martin with 3 posts 2. JSOP with 2 posts, breaking clear into 2nd place courtesy of yesterdays effort. =3. 17 others with 1. That's all. Move along now, nothing to see here! :-D

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

    modified on Sunday, July 12, 2009 6:59 PM

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    Scrotum is a rarely used term.

    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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    • H Henry Minute

      JSOP mentioned this particular part of the male anatomy yesterday. Being a bear of very little brain I only thought of a 'witty' response a few minutes ago. Being a lazy old sod I used the search messages box to do a search for scrotum, thinking in my naivete that it would return said post at #1. To my surprise it returned 22 hits, and as I assume that you are all dying to know, the rankings are as follows: 1. Michael Martin with 3 posts 2. JSOP with 2 posts, breaking clear into 2nd place courtesy of yesterdays effort. =3. 17 others with 1. That's all. Move along now, nothing to see here! :-D

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

      modified on Sunday, July 12, 2009 6:59 PM

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      You're clearly trying to take over the number one scrotum reference position.

      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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      • H Henry Minute

        JSOP mentioned this particular part of the male anatomy yesterday. Being a bear of very little brain I only thought of a 'witty' response a few minutes ago. Being a lazy old sod I used the search messages box to do a search for scrotum, thinking in my naivete that it would return said post at #1. To my surprise it returned 22 hits, and as I assume that you are all dying to know, the rankings are as follows: 1. Michael Martin with 3 posts 2. JSOP with 2 posts, breaking clear into 2nd place courtesy of yesterdays effort. =3. 17 others with 1. That's all. Move along now, nothing to see here! :-D

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

        modified on Sunday, July 12, 2009 6:59 PM

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        Scrotum - the term we all know and love today Scrotus - Latin term for "sack of balls". Nobody is fully aware of how close the baseball term "bat boy" came to being called "scrotum lad". Scrotii - Plural form of the latin term. Scrotillia - the scrotum of an insect, such as a fly. Also a common reference to someone that thinks they have a big set, but it's a futile attempt at disguising it's actual dimiutive size Scm - Modern-day text speak for "scrotum".

        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          Scrotum - the term we all know and love today Scrotus - Latin term for "sack of balls". Nobody is fully aware of how close the baseball term "bat boy" came to being called "scrotum lad". Scrotii - Plural form of the latin term. Scrotillia - the scrotum of an insect, such as a fly. Also a common reference to someone that thinks they have a big set, but it's a futile attempt at disguising it's actual dimiutive size Scm - Modern-day text speak for "scrotum".

          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
          -----
          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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          Scrotina : scrotum of a male who has been gender-reassigned to female Scrotolalia : a compulsion to speak out, independent of social context, about the scrotum. Scrotanoia : a psychiatric condition invoving subjective experience of the scrotum either disappearing, shrinking, or expanding. In Indonesia and Malyasia there is a widely prevalent and well-documented culture-bound psychological syndrome where males subjectively experience their balls and scrotum as withdrawing into the abdomen; it's called "koro." For this you need witchcraft, not mechanical restraining devices or Viagra. Scrotiloquence : rhapsodic speech in praise of or honoring the scrotum. Scrotable : A concept or picture or text-entity that can be reduced to being one reference to the human scrotum without loss of content. Scrotalous : Concerning, about, in relation to, the scrotum. Also human behavior which can be reduced ad absurdum to one reference to the scrotum (as in the phrase "like a dick," or "you are such a dick"). Inscrotalouos : Concept, picture, text, or behavior, whose sub-text, leit-motiv, indirect reference is to the human scrotum via one or more levels of indirection. best, Bill

          "Many : not conversant with mathematical studies, imagine that because it [the Analytical Engine] is to give results in numerical notation, its processes must consequently be arithmetical, numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine numerical quantities as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844

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            Scrotina : scrotum of a male who has been gender-reassigned to female Scrotolalia : a compulsion to speak out, independent of social context, about the scrotum. Scrotanoia : a psychiatric condition invoving subjective experience of the scrotum either disappearing, shrinking, or expanding. In Indonesia and Malyasia there is a widely prevalent and well-documented culture-bound psychological syndrome where males subjectively experience their balls and scrotum as withdrawing into the abdomen; it's called "koro." For this you need witchcraft, not mechanical restraining devices or Viagra. Scrotiloquence : rhapsodic speech in praise of or honoring the scrotum. Scrotable : A concept or picture or text-entity that can be reduced to being one reference to the human scrotum without loss of content. Scrotalous : Concerning, about, in relation to, the scrotum. Also human behavior which can be reduced ad absurdum to one reference to the scrotum (as in the phrase "like a dick," or "you are such a dick"). Inscrotalouos : Concept, picture, text, or behavior, whose sub-text, leit-motiv, indirect reference is to the human scrotum via one or more levels of indirection. best, Bill

            "Many : not conversant with mathematical studies, imagine that because it [the Analytical Engine] is to give results in numerical notation, its processes must consequently be arithmetical, numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine numerical quantities as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844

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            Scroterote - the ability to reel off all forms of scrota based analogies.

            "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

            As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              You're clearly trying to take over the number one scrotum reference position.

              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
              -----
              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

              You're clearly trying to take over the number one scrotum reference position.

              Zounds! Sapristi! Curse you Moriarty JSOP, you have spotted my cunning plan!

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                Scrotum - the term we all know and love today Scrotus - Latin term for "sack of balls". Nobody is fully aware of how close the baseball term "bat boy" came to being called "scrotum lad". Scrotii - Plural form of the latin term. Scrotillia - the scrotum of an insect, such as a fly. Also a common reference to someone that thinks they have a big set, but it's a futile attempt at disguising it's actual dimiutive size Scm - Modern-day text speak for "scrotum".

                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                -----
                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                Oh............... Bollocks - the contents of a scrotum.

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                • B BillWoodruff

                  Scrotina : scrotum of a male who has been gender-reassigned to female Scrotolalia : a compulsion to speak out, independent of social context, about the scrotum. Scrotanoia : a psychiatric condition invoving subjective experience of the scrotum either disappearing, shrinking, or expanding. In Indonesia and Malyasia there is a widely prevalent and well-documented culture-bound psychological syndrome where males subjectively experience their balls and scrotum as withdrawing into the abdomen; it's called "koro." For this you need witchcraft, not mechanical restraining devices or Viagra. Scrotiloquence : rhapsodic speech in praise of or honoring the scrotum. Scrotable : A concept or picture or text-entity that can be reduced to being one reference to the human scrotum without loss of content. Scrotalous : Concerning, about, in relation to, the scrotum. Also human behavior which can be reduced ad absurdum to one reference to the scrotum (as in the phrase "like a dick," or "you are such a dick"). Inscrotalouos : Concept, picture, text, or behavior, whose sub-text, leit-motiv, indirect reference is to the human scrotum via one or more levels of indirection. best, Bill

                  "Many : not conversant with mathematical studies, imagine that because it [the Analytical Engine] is to give results in numerical notation, its processes must consequently be arithmetical, numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine numerical quantities as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844

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                  Very nicely done. :) Grasshopper, when you can pick up the boiling cauldron with your scrotum, you may leave the temple...

                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    Scrotum - the term we all know and love today Scrotus - Latin term for "sack of balls". Nobody is fully aware of how close the baseball term "bat boy" came to being called "scrotum lad". Scrotii - Plural form of the latin term. Scrotillia - the scrotum of an insect, such as a fly. Also a common reference to someone that thinks they have a big set, but it's a futile attempt at disguising it's actual dimiutive size Scm - Modern-day text speak for "scrotum".

                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                    -----
                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                    Scrotish - Like or having the appearance of a scrotum Scrottish - a scrotum in tartan undershorts

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      Scroterote - the ability to reel off all forms of scrota based analogies.

                      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                      As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                      But what of Scrotoid, Scrotalism, Scrotoplasty and Scrotorexia.

                      ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                        But what of Scrotoid, Scrotalism, Scrotoplasty and Scrotorexia.

                        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        Scrotalism

                        Scrotalrecall - where actors with dodgy accents balls up their lines.

                        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                        As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          Scrotum - the term we all know and love today Scrotus - Latin term for "sack of balls". Nobody is fully aware of how close the baseball term "bat boy" came to being called "scrotum lad". Scrotii - Plural form of the latin term. Scrotillia - the scrotum of an insect, such as a fly. Also a common reference to someone that thinks they have a big set, but it's a futile attempt at disguising it's actual dimiutive size Scm - Modern-day text speak for "scrotum".

                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                          -----
                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                          Scrot - Hitlers scrotum Scrotal Tongue - Not what I thought it was going to be - A painless condition of the tongue marked by numerous longitudinal grooves on the dorsal surface. Also called scrotal tongue.

                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            Scrotalism

                            Scrotalrecall - where actors with dodgy accents balls up their lines.

                            "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                            As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                            gets a five! :)

                            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                            • H Henry Minute

                              Scrot - Hitlers scrotum Scrotal Tongue - Not what I thought it was going to be - A painless condition of the tongue marked by numerous longitudinal grooves on the dorsal surface. Also called scrotal tongue.

                              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                              Henry Minute wrote:

                              Scrot - Hitlers scrotum

                              AKA a monad.

                              I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine

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                                The scrotum is an excellent test vehicle for anti-wrinkle cream, if it works there, it should work on your face.

                                ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                Not if you had seen what one 'anti aging' cream did to Julies face. Swelled up like a puff ball.

                                Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                                • B BillWoodruff

                                  Scrotina : scrotum of a male who has been gender-reassigned to female Scrotolalia : a compulsion to speak out, independent of social context, about the scrotum. Scrotanoia : a psychiatric condition invoving subjective experience of the scrotum either disappearing, shrinking, or expanding. In Indonesia and Malyasia there is a widely prevalent and well-documented culture-bound psychological syndrome where males subjectively experience their balls and scrotum as withdrawing into the abdomen; it's called "koro." For this you need witchcraft, not mechanical restraining devices or Viagra. Scrotiloquence : rhapsodic speech in praise of or honoring the scrotum. Scrotable : A concept or picture or text-entity that can be reduced to being one reference to the human scrotum without loss of content. Scrotalous : Concerning, about, in relation to, the scrotum. Also human behavior which can be reduced ad absurdum to one reference to the scrotum (as in the phrase "like a dick," or "you are such a dick"). Inscrotalouos : Concept, picture, text, or behavior, whose sub-text, leit-motiv, indirect reference is to the human scrotum via one or more levels of indirection. best, Bill

                                  "Many : not conversant with mathematical studies, imagine that because it [the Analytical Engine] is to give results in numerical notation, its processes must consequently be arithmetical, numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine numerical quantities as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844

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                                  Scrotify - Make things appear like scrotum.

                                  It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                                  • H Henry Minute

                                    JSOP mentioned this particular part of the male anatomy yesterday. Being a bear of very little brain I only thought of a 'witty' response a few minutes ago. Being a lazy old sod I used the search messages box to do a search for scrotum, thinking in my naivete that it would return said post at #1. To my surprise it returned 22 hits, and as I assume that you are all dying to know, the rankings are as follows: 1. Michael Martin with 3 posts 2. JSOP with 2 posts, breaking clear into 2nd place courtesy of yesterdays effort. =3. 17 others with 1. That's all. Move along now, nothing to see here! :-D

                                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

                                    modified on Sunday, July 12, 2009 6:59 PM

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                                    The act of waving ones hands up and down and talking a load of bollocks.

                                    Software Kinetics (requires SL3 beta) - Moving software

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                                      The act of waving ones hands up and down and talking a load of bollocks.

                                      Software Kinetics (requires SL3 beta) - Moving software

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                                      Penilification - the act of making someone look like more of a dick than you are. :)

                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                        Penilification - the act of making someone look like more of a dick than you are. :)

                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                        -----
                                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                        Nagy Vilmos
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                                        indicating or showing astonishment in how crap someting is. e.g. Jsop incrudulously reviewed Weven.


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                          Scrotum - the term we all know and love today Scrotus - Latin term for "sack of balls". Nobody is fully aware of how close the baseball term "bat boy" came to being called "scrotum lad". Scrotii - Plural form of the latin term. Scrotillia - the scrotum of an insect, such as a fly. Also a common reference to someone that thinks they have a big set, but it's a futile attempt at disguising it's actual dimiutive size Scm - Modern-day text speak for "scrotum".

                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                          -----
                                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                          Scrotomania - this thread.

                                          The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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