Scrotum [modified]
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Penilification - the act of making someone look like more of a dick than you are. :)
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Scrotum - the term we all know and love today Scrotus - Latin term for "sack of balls". Nobody is fully aware of how close the baseball term "bat boy" came to being called "scrotum lad". Scrotii - Plural form of the latin term. Scrotillia - the scrotum of an insect, such as a fly. Also a common reference to someone that thinks they have a big set, but it's a futile attempt at disguising it's actual dimiutive size Scm - Modern-day text speak for "scrotum".
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Scrotomania - this thread.
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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indicating or showing astonishment in how crap someting is. e.g. Jsop incrudulously reviewed Weven.
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I don't understand the connection of your post to scrotum. Try to stay on topic.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
I don't understand the connection of your post to scrotum. Try to stay on topic.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001How about walnuts as they are acute scrotahedrals? [1] Scrotahedral: A three dimensionsal body with 1 surface and no holes, having the appearance of scrotum. Scrotahedrals may further be classified as acute, looking like a scrotum that has been in cold water for an hour, or obtuse, appearing quite full.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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How about walnuts as they are acute scrotahedrals? [1] Scrotahedral: A three dimensionsal body with 1 surface and no holes, having the appearance of scrotum. Scrotahedrals may further be classified as acute, looking like a scrotum that has been in cold water for an hour, or obtuse, appearing quite full.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Very good. :)
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Scrotify - Make things appear like scrotum.
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
Scrotitecualizer - folks who "design" stuff for Web 2-point-blow.
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Scrotitecualizer - folks who "design" stuff for Web 2-point-blow.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
Scroticulate - talking a load of bollocks lucidly.
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As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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I simply use my ex-mother-in-law's face, that resembles a scrotum but is less useful.
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I simply use my ex-mother-in-law's face, that resembles a scrotum but is less useful
You mean she shaves?
You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.
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The act of waving ones hands up and down and talking a load of bollocks.
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A grain used to grow a new scrotum (and its contents), usually prescribed by a doctor (and friends) after a divorce.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
JSOP mentioned this particular part of the male anatomy yesterday. Being a bear of very little brain I only thought of a 'witty' response a few minutes ago. Being a lazy old sod I used the search messages box to do a search for scrotum, thinking in my naivete that it would return said post at #1. To my surprise it returned 22 hits, and as I assume that you are all dying to know, the rankings are as follows: 1. Michael Martin with 3 posts 2. JSOP with 2 posts, breaking clear into 2nd place courtesy of yesterdays effort. =3. 17 others with 1. That's all. Move along now, nothing to see here! :-D
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Scrotated : a dangerous (improbably fatal) state of physical and mental exhaustion following a mental traversal of the full tree of the word "scrotum" in semantic space : this not to be confused with : Scrotatia : a state of exhiliration ... simiar to the "aura" experienced by epilepics before a seizure ... following reading many variant renderings of the word "scrotum." Symptoms are uncontrolled laughter, clonic movement, lividity. best, Bill
"Many : not conversant with mathematical studies, imagine that because it [the Analytical Engine] is to give results in numerical notation, its processes must consequently be arithmetical, numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine numerical quantities as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844
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Scrotated : a dangerous (improbably fatal) state of physical and mental exhaustion following a mental traversal of the full tree of the word "scrotum" in semantic space : this not to be confused with : Scrotatia : a state of exhiliration ... simiar to the "aura" experienced by epilepics before a seizure ... following reading many variant renderings of the word "scrotum." Symptoms are uncontrolled laughter, clonic movement, lividity. best, Bill
"Many : not conversant with mathematical studies, imagine that because it [the Analytical Engine] is to give results in numerical notation, its processes must consequently be arithmetical, numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine numerical quantities as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844
Scrotality - the point at which we've exhausted our discussion of the word scrotum.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Scrotality - the point at which we've exhausted our discussion of the word scrotum.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Scrotanascent : the appearance of the first discernible prototype of the scrotum of a male foetus in utero Scrotumescent : the hardening and swelling of the scrotum during sexual excitement Scrotasticism : bragging and exaggeration by a male concerning the size or capabilities of his scrotum Scrotosis : a bad odor from the scrotum related to fungal infections, or wearing tight polyester jockey shorts, or silk thongs under ballet tutus made of sateen as Chuck Norris is famous for. Scrotoxicosis : a disease only known in the New Guinea highlands where certain cannibalistic tribes eat the raw scrotum of their murdered enemies in the belief they gain magical powers. The disease if characterized by priapism (uncontrollable erections leading to damage of the penile organ), and repeated compulsive singing of Karen Carpenter songs in New Guinea 'pidgin.' Scrotoplasty : plastic surgery to make the scrotum bigger or smaller Scrotectomy : surgical removal of the scrotum Scrotostomy : surgical procedure which is part of gender re-assignment from male to female Scrotoskepsis : understanding the self by gazing at one's own scrotum as a spiritual discipline Scrotognosis : the esoteric revelation of the inner spiritual essence of the scrotum as cosmic being usually achieved after long periods of Scrotoskepsis under the direction of : Scrotophant : An englightened master of Scrotoskeptic techniques for the evolution of the Soul Stereoscrotal : the bifurcated scrotum of Siamese male twins who share organs of reproduction and torso Scrotolepsis : a mental state in which the male person experiences all of life as being a signifier, or archetype, of the form of a scrotum considered as an allegorical essence of universe. This state may manifest in dreams or other unconscious mental activities, or directly in consciousness, or as hallucinations often taking the form where the hallucinatee believes that all women desire immediate sexual congress with the hallucinatee. Scrotodoxy : codifications or manuals conveying a code of behavior and ethics for the use of the male scrotum by its owners. Scrotomancy : a divinatory art sometimes practiced by Scrotophants where the future of the person, or their character, is divined by examination of the form of the scrotum. Scrotophiliac : a person with a sexual fixation on the scrotum, such as Chuck Norris Scrotorrhea : also known as "weeping scrotum" in folk medicine : a medically inexplicable condition where the scrotum constantly exudes either a waxy
