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  • D Dalek Dave

    Here is the tale. I came to work this morning and there was a dead cat on the side of the road. At lunchtime someone had moved it to the pavement, presumably so they could park the car. I just went out for a cigarette (yes one of my horrible habits) and it had gone. Either the Lazerus Virus has hit it, or the council sent round the Dead Cat Wagon. (I suppose somebody could have put it in a bin). Some poor soul will be sticking the Whiskers in a bowl and wondering where Tiddles is later, not knowing that Tiddles is no more!

    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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    Sorry to hear that. Well, look on the bright side - at least now you can get a dog.

    "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Here is the tale. I came to work this morning and there was a dead cat on the side of the road. At lunchtime someone had moved it to the pavement, presumably so they could park the car. I just went out for a cigarette (yes one of my horrible habits) and it had gone. Either the Lazerus Virus has hit it, or the council sent round the Dead Cat Wagon. (I suppose somebody could have put it in a bin). Some poor soul will be sticking the Whiskers in a bowl and wondering where Tiddles is later, not knowing that Tiddles is no more!

      ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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      DaveyM69
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      If it was the council, if it was wearing a collar or was microchiped then they will let the owner know - so they can send them a bill!

      Dave
      BTW, in software, hope and pray is not a viable strategy. (Luc Pattyn)
      Visual Basic is not used by normal people so we're not covering it here. (Uncyclopedia)
      Why are you using VB6? Do you hate yourself? (Christian Graus)

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Here is the tale. I came to work this morning and there was a dead cat on the side of the road. At lunchtime someone had moved it to the pavement, presumably so they could park the car. I just went out for a cigarette (yes one of my horrible habits) and it had gone. Either the Lazerus Virus has hit it, or the council sent round the Dead Cat Wagon. (I suppose somebody could have put it in a bin). Some poor soul will be sticking the Whiskers in a bowl and wondering where Tiddles is later, not knowing that Tiddles is no more!

        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        I just went out for a cigarette (yes one of my horrible habits) and it had gone.

        So nothing to go on the BBQ then!


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          I just went out for a cigarette (yes one of my horrible habits) and it had gone.

          So nothing to go on the BBQ then!


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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          Joe Simes
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          Maybe someone adopted it. Free Cat[^]

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            Maybe someone adopted it. Free Cat[^]

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            Joan M
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            :wtf:

            [www.tamelectromecanica.com][www.tam.cat]

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Here is the tale. I came to work this morning and there was a dead cat on the side of the road. At lunchtime someone had moved it to the pavement, presumably so they could park the car. I just went out for a cigarette (yes one of my horrible habits) and it had gone. Either the Lazerus Virus has hit it, or the council sent round the Dead Cat Wagon. (I suppose somebody could have put it in a bin). Some poor soul will be sticking the Whiskers in a bowl and wondering where Tiddles is later, not knowing that Tiddles is no more!

              ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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              Brady Kelly
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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              Here is the tale.

              Had it fallen off?

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              • J Joe Simes

                Maybe someone adopted it. Free Cat[^]

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                Brady Kelly
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                :laugh::laugh:

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Here is the tale. I came to work this morning and there was a dead cat on the side of the road. At lunchtime someone had moved it to the pavement, presumably so they could park the car. I just went out for a cigarette (yes one of my horrible habits) and it had gone. Either the Lazerus Virus has hit it, or the council sent round the Dead Cat Wagon. (I suppose somebody could have put it in a bin). Some poor soul will be sticking the Whiskers in a bowl and wondering where Tiddles is later, not knowing that Tiddles is no more!

                  ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                  0x3c0
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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  I came to work this morning and there was a dead cat on the side of the road.

                  I did warn everyone here - I took my first driving lesson on Monday. It isn't my fault the cat can't read CP

                  Between the idea And the reality Between the motion And the act Falls the Shadow

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    Silly Henry. If a car had tried to knock down tigress, it'd be the car lying on its back in the middle of the road.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                    :-O

                    Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                    • H Henry Minute

                      Say it's not so! Elaine, are you still there? Knock once for no and nine times for yes. :)

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                      *Knocks once*

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Here is the tale. I came to work this morning and there was a dead cat on the side of the road. At lunchtime someone had moved it to the pavement, presumably so they could park the car. I just went out for a cigarette (yes one of my horrible habits) and it had gone. Either the Lazerus Virus has hit it, or the council sent round the Dead Cat Wagon. (I suppose somebody could have put it in a bin). Some poor soul will be sticking the Whiskers in a bowl and wondering where Tiddles is later, not knowing that Tiddles is no more!

                        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                        Ed Poore
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                        The only good cat's a .... cat (I think you can fill in the blanks if you're a dog person).


                        I doubt it. If it isn't intuitive then we need to fix it. - Chris Maunder

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                          *Knocks once*

                          Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                          :omg:

                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Here is the tale. I came to work this morning and there was a dead cat on the side of the road. At lunchtime someone had moved it to the pavement, presumably so they could park the car. I just went out for a cigarette (yes one of my horrible habits) and it had gone. Either the Lazerus Virus has hit it, or the council sent round the Dead Cat Wagon. (I suppose somebody could have put it in a bin). Some poor soul will be sticking the Whiskers in a bowl and wondering where Tiddles is later, not knowing that Tiddles is no more!

                            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                            leckey 0
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                            I found out that one of my cats got caught in my office all night. No wonder I felt more rested this morning.

                            Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                              Maybe someone adopted it. Free Cat[^]

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                              Alduin
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                              That is awesome. I sent the picture to a friend who has five cats and for some reason he didn't see the humor in it.

                              Some people sail through life on a bed of roses like a knife slicing through butter.

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                              • A Alduin

                                That is awesome. I sent the picture to a friend who has five cats and for some reason he didn't see the humor in it.

                                Some people sail through life on a bed of roses like a knife slicing through butter.

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                                Joe Simes
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                                I got severely reprimanded for posting that photo on another forum. Most thought it was funny but the moderator was a cat lover! :doh:

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                                • P phannon86

                                  Around here on my journey to and from work I normally see a dead badger or two every day, in varying locations across a 20 mile stretch. Either there's a lot of badgers around here or they like to wonder during the day sleep dangerously! :)

                                  He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

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                                  Caa-ar, caa-ar, ooh, it's a car!

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                                  • H Henry Minute

                                    :omg:

                                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                    Michael Bookatz
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                                    at least it wasn't twice on the pipe...

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                                    • M Michael Bookatz

                                      at least it wasn't twice on the pipe...

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                                      Henry Minute
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                                      I looked that up earlier. Could only half remember the lyrics.

                                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                      • P phannon86

                                        Around here on my journey to and from work I normally see a dead badger or two every day, in varying locations across a 20 mile stretch. Either there's a lot of badgers around here or they like to wonder during the day sleep dangerously! :)

                                        He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

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                                        Have you ever smelled a dead badger? I once fell down a cliff and landed in a dead badger (long, amusing story, retold often over drinks) and had to throw my clothes and shoes away - the stench was incredible. (it was, I think, dead a few days). This is not an isolated 'stinky' badger - I was telling the story to a devonshire lad years later (having just got to the 'unbelievable stench' part, but before the 'dead badger' part, when he interrupted - "Sounds like a dead badger!". Now I immediately suspected collusion of others to whom the story was familiar - but am reasonably convinced as to his veracity - he had encountered dead badgers in the hedges near his home.

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                                        • E Ed Poore

                                          The only good cat's a .... cat (I think you can fill in the blanks if you're a dog person).


                                          I doubt it. If it isn't intuitive then we need to fix it. - Chris Maunder

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                                          Gary R Wheeler
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                                          Pink? That's a little odd, even for you Ed.

                                          Software Zen: delete this;
                                          Fold With Us![^]

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