Rant-o-Rama
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Apart from the Jousting. In Jousting you hold the Lance in your RIGHT hand, and the tip goes to the LEFT hand side of the horse, and the opponent is on the left. The reason is that this gives you more of a balance, and the horse wont break it's neck when you hit the opponent. I know this because I joust!
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Let me think, does it mean the jouster rides on the right side of the road? :omg:
You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.
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It's Friday and time for a wee rant. Unfortunatly, any rant about computa stuff has been done to death; Thanks CG and JSOP. So what shall I rant about today? Some initial ideas are: - Luton airport really is pants, - Why is Cheese so shite [joke for the Hungarians], - It is suppost to be the summer and the weather is crud, or - Why ranting sucks. Has anybody get any better ideas, or shall I just stick to ranting about ranting?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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Woo hoo, I have something to rant about! :) I try to bring some humour, fun, frolicks and Llamas into the lounge, and somebody gives me onesy. How very puril, it's like voting for the leftwing and then wondering where the servents have gone. Come on, own up! Who's Univoting, I am angry now, look: :badger:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
modified on Friday, July 24, 2009 7:00 AM
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
wondering where the servents have gone
drinking lager?
You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.
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i'm suprised to not find this (probably will get me uni-voted out into space): YOU DRIVE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!! (ah i remember the scene from Eurotrip, the double-decker bus in France :laugh: )
UserNameless wrote:
YOU DRIVE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!
Not from where I learnt - Oz drive on the correct side of the road as well. I remember a particularly hairy experience leaving Charles de Gaulle and a roundabout some years ago, not to be repeated.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Try this:- Catch the Cat[^] Should keep you quiet for a while...
Ok I got it! Took me a couple try though!!! :cool:
You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.
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Mycroft Holmes wrote:
oh yeah you have a really funny idea that lager != beer
I believe the case is that all lagers are beers, but not all beers are lagers :) Personally I prefer a cold 'n frosty in the summer and a nice warm flat one in the winter :)
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Phannon wrote:
nice warm flat one in the winter
Nope, never could drink a warm flat one, I tried (large) number of different beers (as in warm flat) and never found a substitue fora cold frosty lager. Give me a beer with a head on it and a glass that frosts and I'm happy.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Pierre Leclercq wrote:
Unless you have automatic gears.
You have automatic gears? I prefer the ladies to know that it's manual here and not automatic.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
prefer the ladies to know that it's manual here and not automatic
So you go for the hand shift then...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
wondering where the servents have gone
drinking lager?
You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.
You let your staff drink? *shudder*
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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Phannon wrote:
nice warm flat one in the winter
Nope, never could drink a warm flat one, I tried (large) number of different beers (as in warm flat) and never found a substitue fora cold frosty lager. Give me a beer with a head on it and a glass that frosts and I'm happy.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
Mycroft Holmes wrote:
with a head on it
Pah! It took me ages at a hotel in NL to get them trained to tip the glass and pour the beer slowly. I was paying for a glass of beer, not air! Iain.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
I know this because I joust!
I'm pretty sure in this day and age this would give you a lot of man points! :thumbsup: