Stamp Licking

NormDroid

I'm thinking of doing a little stamp licking this weekend. Are there any do's and don'ts I should be aware of?. I've heard it can be bit hazardous sometimes.

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Dalek Dave

Or Buy self adhesive stamps?

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NormDroid

Could do, but I find the non self adhesive more fun, especially when the ends curl over after you licked them.

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UserNameless

don't eat the stamps. do plaster them on to faces of approaching people don't pile up the stamps and turn on the fan... use your imagination do make sure to lick the right side of the stamp

Dalek Dave

These stamps you are talking about, do they have little pictures of Superman or a Smiley Face on the front? Are we talking euphimisms here? Lysergic acid diethylamide?

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NormDroid

UserNameless wrote:

do make sure to lick the right side of the stamp

Jeez can that happen? What would be the consequences of licking the wrong side? I dread to think :)

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NormDroid

Dalek Dave wrote:

perman or a Smiley Face on the front

:) What on earth are you talking about, mine have ying yang symbols on them.

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phannon86

Licking the Queeen's face, probably some bizarre-o old law relating it to sexual assault by proxy! :)

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UserNameless

heh stick it on the envelope and draw on the blank side (which is now the showing side) of the stamp and mail it, like what Mr. Beans did to the painting in that movie (i can't remember which). see if the postman turns up with it.... :laugh: PS.: probably best to do such shenanigans when posting the letter addressed to unwanted in-laws for laughs ;P [edit:] heh the other replies are MUCH more hilarious good stuff lads :laugh:

Dalek Dave

You go to the Tower of London for licking the Queen inappropriately!

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NormDroid

What about licking the Kings head. is that ok?

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Nagy Vilmos

What about licking the Queen appropriately?

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Norm .net wrote:

What about licking the Kings head. is that ok?

Hey, if you wanna lick the kings head you go for it man. It's not something they plan to stamp out any time soon.

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Dalek Dave

Best ask Prince Phillip about that.

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Dalek Dave

Well, to be Frank, they are!

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Jacquers

paper cuts? :^)

Dalek Dave

Jacquers wrote:

paper cuts?

...Scissors! Oh no, Other way round!

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Well I have to disagree, my friend Penny Black stated otherwise.

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Dalek Dave

Hmmm Postal Puns? I wonder who will be the first to Packet in?

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Adam Maras

Dalek Dave wrote:

Lysergic acid diethylamide?

:thumbsup: :laugh:

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