I quit
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I quit my job at the Helium Balloon Factory today. I just refused to be spoken to like that!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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I quit my job at the Helium Balloon Factory today. I just refused to be spoken to like that!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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I've summoned up the courage to tell you I have resigned from the bra factory. Glad to get that off my chest!
Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.
I had to give up my job in the Viagra Laboratory, it was just too hard.
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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I've summoned up the courage to tell you I have resigned from the bra factory. Glad to get that off my chest!
Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.
Well, while the wife's away the kittens will... yeah, you got my email ;)
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I quit my job at the Helium Balloon Factory today. I just refused to be spoken to like that!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Oy, the inflated egos there. :rolleyes:
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I quit my job at the Helium Balloon Factory today. I just refused to be spoken to like that!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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A man walks into a bar carrying a set of jumper cables and asks the bartender for a shot of Jack Daniels. The bartender says "OK, I'll serve you a drink but don't try to start anything in here".
Rivet_Gun
I walked into my local the other day and said to the barman,"Quickly, I need a double brandy, and hurry, please". He poured a double brandy and I gulped it down in one. I looked him in the eye and said,"I shouldn't have done that with what I've got". "Why, what have you got?", he asked. "48 pence", I said.
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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I had to give up my job in the Viagra Laboratory, it was just too hard.
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
An auto mechanic found a job through Car Rear Builder, but quit because he didn't like working with axles.
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I had to give up my job in the Viagra Laboratory, it was just too hard.
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
I was fired from the Viagra Laboratory. In my case it was because of my spelling. I continually misspelled its full chemical name 'Mycoxaphloppin'.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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A man walks into a bar carrying a set of jumper cables and asks the bartender for a shot of Jack Daniels. The bartender says "OK, I'll serve you a drink but don't try to start anything in here".
Rivet_Gun