Programming's Foul Language

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Microsoft

[Pete OHanlon]

Gosub On Error Resume Next

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[Chris Losinger]

Outsourcing

image processing toolkits | batch image processing

[jeron1]

goto X|

[Mustafa Ismail Mustafa]

Throws, as in the Java notation :thumbsdown:

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[Ian Shlasko]

DBNull.Value

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[Jim Crafton]

The entire Visual Basic syntax.

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[Pete OHanlon]

Ooh yes - definitely. I completely forgot that.

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[Ian Shlasko]

Hey, VB has one remaining virtue... Optional/Named parameters... C# doesn't get 'em until .NET 4.0

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[0x3c0]

Variant. dynamic. IUnknown.

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[Pete OHanlon]

Actually, I'd rather like the with statement as well.

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[Pete OHanlon]

IUnkown was fine - it was IQueryInterface that introduced all the problems. ;P

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[Ian Shlasko]

Oh right... Good point. Let's steal that for C# too.

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[Mark_Wallace]

Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

Throws, as in the Anything in Java notation

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[TommyTomToms]

"Brain F$%k" is pretty foul [^]

[Mustafa Ismail Mustafa]

Quite true.

Mark Wallace wrote:

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EVERY time I read your signature, I cringe :shudder: It is funny though :)

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[Dalek Dave]

COBOL!

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[Mustafa Ismail Mustafa]

Right?! I'm sick and tired of that silly thing, why by the most nebulous star shine weren't they able to make it equal to DBNull or just plain null?!

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[Rob Graham]

Next you'll be wanting to drop the semicolon and case sensitivity.

[PIEBALDconsult]

No! The only time I've wanted something like that was when trying to copy values from one instance(?) to another A.X = B.X and with only saves typing one of the names, I'd want to save both with ( A , B ) X = X (or something)