Shortest Joke In The World

[thowra]

A dyslexic walks into a bra... "The folly of man is that he dreams of what he can never achieve rather than dream of what he can."

[Lost User]

A baby seal walks into a club...

Mike Mullikin :beer: You can't really dust for vomit. Nigel Tufnel - Spinal Tap

[Paul Riley]

:-D:laugh::-D Today is getting very silly around here... I like that. Paul

[Chris Losinger]

Christopher Reeve walks...

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Etch-a-sketch!

[Paul Riley]

Dyslexics of the world untie! Paul

[Brian Delahunty]

:rolleyes: CPbecomes the place where tllers of one-liners hang out. Developers no longer welcome :rolleyes: ;-) ;P Regards, Brian Dela :-)

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

He might actually do that in time. I read an article about him which said he had regain control over muscles. The doctors were stunned by this, and they expect him to recover more control. He may just be able to walk again :) -- Giles wrote: You Scandinavians invaded my home land, like 1500 (+-500) years ago, and kept coming back for more. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Viking Tour, England, 15th July 563. Ticket price: £10 Sold out!

[natalie morales]

mean, but oh so funny. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: