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  • T Tim Deveaux

    I would be a relief if it made number one.

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    Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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    What you should worry about in the long term is constipated stock movement if you don't sell fast enough!

    If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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    • T Tim Deveaux

      Don't know about that - I mean, it's her potty and she'll cry if she wants to...

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      Henry Minute
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      If she does a lot of crying, it might be that she is Psychoceramic (a crack pot)

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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        If she does a lot of crying, it might be that she is Psychoceramic (a crack pot)

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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        Tim Deveaux
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        Ooo - I wouldn't want to Sadler with that - mabe a Wedgewood help?

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          What you should worry about in the long term is constipated stock movement if you don't sell fast enough!

          If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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          Tim Deveaux
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          Nah, I'm sure things will bottom out eventually.

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          • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

            I'm certain that while I'd be laughing my tuckus off, my wife would have considered the ultimate way of getting back at me. Using the gift and then spilling the contents of said gift over my head would be just the start of what I'm sure will be a long, cruel, unusual and tormenting punishment.

            If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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            hairy_hats
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            Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

            Using the gift and then spilling the contents of said gift over my head

            Lucky it doesn't spill then... :D

            I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine

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            • J Jim Crafton

              A number of our younger members have posted recently about either getting engaged, or, in a fit of utter madness, actually going through with the engagement and tying the knot via marriage. Ultimately they are faced with the question that we all have to deal with from time to time: what to get the missus for her birthday or anniversary. This is a delicate question, one fraught with peril and anxiety. However, desist from your worries my young padawan learners for I have found what you seek: The Ultimate Gift[^]! No, that's alright, don't bother thanking me. I'm a modest man, merely trying to make your life a little easier.

              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              There are thousands of women just north of Reno right now who wish you'd posted that last week!

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              • J Jim Crafton

                A number of our younger members have posted recently about either getting engaged, or, in a fit of utter madness, actually going through with the engagement and tying the knot via marriage. Ultimately they are faced with the question that we all have to deal with from time to time: what to get the missus for her birthday or anniversary. This is a delicate question, one fraught with peril and anxiety. However, desist from your worries my young padawan learners for I have found what you seek: The Ultimate Gift[^]! No, that's alright, don't bother thanking me. I'm a modest man, merely trying to make your life a little easier.

                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                Steve Echols
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                And just when you thought it couldn't get any better, it comes with IKEA like instructions right on the bag!


                - S 50 cups of coffee and you know it's on! Code, follow, or get out of the way.

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                  50 cups of coffee and you know it's on!
                  Code, follow, or get out of the way.
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                • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                  I'm certain that while I'd be laughing my tuckus off, my wife would have considered the ultimate way of getting back at me. Using the gift and then spilling the contents of said gift over my head would be just the start of what I'm sure will be a long, cruel, unusual and tormenting punishment.

                  If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                  Rajesh R Subramanian
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                  Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                  long, cruel, unusual and tormenting punishment.

                  :) Note: I'm a bachelor. :-\

                  It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                  • J Jim Crafton

                    A number of our younger members have posted recently about either getting engaged, or, in a fit of utter madness, actually going through with the engagement and tying the knot via marriage. Ultimately they are faced with the question that we all have to deal with from time to time: what to get the missus for her birthday or anniversary. This is a delicate question, one fraught with peril and anxiety. However, desist from your worries my young padawan learners for I have found what you seek: The Ultimate Gift[^]! No, that's alright, don't bother thanking me. I'm a modest man, merely trying to make your life a little easier.

                    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                    KramII
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                    The people who make that thing - they're just taking the p***.

                    KramII

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                    • J Jim Crafton

                      A number of our younger members have posted recently about either getting engaged, or, in a fit of utter madness, actually going through with the engagement and tying the knot via marriage. Ultimately they are faced with the question that we all have to deal with from time to time: what to get the missus for her birthday or anniversary. This is a delicate question, one fraught with peril and anxiety. However, desist from your worries my young padawan learners for I have found what you seek: The Ultimate Gift[^]! No, that's alright, don't bother thanking me. I'm a modest man, merely trying to make your life a little easier.

                      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                      grgran
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                      Hey there's a reason it's priced in euros ... I believe there are three public toilets in Europe, two are closed for repairs, the remaining one is "queued up" and has no "paper".

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