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  • S Simon P Stevens

    So the crude death rate globally is ~8.23 per 1000 per year[^]. We have 6,482,858 members on CP. Which gives us a total of 53354 deaths of CP members per year. That's ~6 deaths per hour, or 1 every 10 minutes. Do you ever wonder if anyone on CP will actually notice if you die. I'm pretty sure no one I know would think to tell anyone here.

    Simon

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    Gary Wheeler
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    I have a service on my development machine that pings my brain once a minute. If five minutes goes by without a response, it e-mails the cafeteria with a coffee order. If my brain fails to reply within an hour, I'm automatically declared dead and the GC thread runs.

    Software Zen: delete this;

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    • C CPallini

      Well it's damned hot here! :-D

      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
      This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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      Gary Wheeler
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      :cool:, pardon the pun.

      Software Zen: delete this;

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      • M Mike Hankey

        Programmers don't die they just fade away. Mike

        "It doesn't matter how big a ranch ya' own, or how many cows ya' brand, the size of your funeral is still gonna depend on the weather." -Harry Truman.


        Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] My Site

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        Gary Wheeler
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        Programmer's don't die, they just throw a fatal exception.

        Software Zen: delete this;

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        • S Simon P Stevens

          So the crude death rate globally is ~8.23 per 1000 per year[^]. We have 6,482,858 members on CP. Which gives us a total of 53354 deaths of CP members per year. That's ~6 deaths per hour, or 1 every 10 minutes. Do you ever wonder if anyone on CP will actually notice if you die. I'm pretty sure no one I know would think to tell anyone here.

          Simon

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          CaptainSeeSharp
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          I think Red Stateler died.

          Fall of the Republic[^]

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          • B benjymous

            Egad, 91% death rate?! It's not safe to be here!

            Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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            0x3c0
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            Yes, but most of those were posting badly in the programming forums, so they don't really count. ;P

            OSDev :)

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            • S Simon P Stevens

              So the crude death rate globally is ~8.23 per 1000 per year[^]. We have 6,482,858 members on CP. Which gives us a total of 53354 deaths of CP members per year. That's ~6 deaths per hour, or 1 every 10 minutes. Do you ever wonder if anyone on CP will actually notice if you die. I'm pretty sure no one I know would think to tell anyone here.

              Simon

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              John M Drescher
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              That assumes that programmers have the same death rate as the entire population which has to be wrong for many reasons.

              John

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              • G Gary Wheeler

                Programmer's don't die, they just throw a fatal exception.

                Software Zen: delete this;

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                Mike Hankey
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                I like it.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Mike

                "It doesn't matter how big a ranch ya' own, or how many cows ya' brand, the size of your funeral is still gonna depend on the weather." -Harry Truman.


                Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] My Site

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                • M Mike Hankey

                  I like it.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Mike

                  "It doesn't matter how big a ranch ya' own, or how many cows ya' brand, the size of your funeral is still gonna depend on the weather." -Harry Truman.


                  Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] My Site

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                  Gary Wheeler
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                  Thank you, thank you, you're all wonderful! Try the veal, it's to die for...

                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                  • M Mike Hankey

                    Programmers don't die they just fade away. Mike

                    "It doesn't matter how big a ranch ya' own, or how many cows ya' brand, the size of your funeral is still gonna depend on the weather." -Harry Truman.


                    Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] My Site

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                    Rajesh R Subramanian
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                    After the 'execution' is over, they'll go off the memory and the page. :((

                    It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                    • C CPallini

                      Well it's damned hot here! :-D

                      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                      This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                      [My articles]

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                      Rajesh R Subramanian
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                      On the brighter side, at least they have the internet and CP access. :)

                      It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                      • G Gary Wheeler

                        Programmer's don't die, they just throw a fatal exception.

                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                        Vikram A Punathambekar
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                        C programmers don't die, they are just cast into void.

                        Cheers, Vikram. (Cracked not one CCC, but two!)

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                        • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                          On the brighter side, at least they have the internet and CP access. :)

                          It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                          Lost User
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                          14 kbps dial-up only. It's hell, remember? :-D

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                          • S Simon P Stevens

                            So the crude death rate globally is ~8.23 per 1000 per year[^]. We have 6,482,858 members on CP. Which gives us a total of 53354 deaths of CP members per year. That's ~6 deaths per hour, or 1 every 10 minutes. Do you ever wonder if anyone on CP will actually notice if you die. I'm pretty sure no one I know would think to tell anyone here.

                            Simon

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                            Sebastian Schneider
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                            You cannot break statistics down like that. I, for example, have a 99% chance of NOT making 40. And, to make things worse, I have less than 50% chance of making it another year, thanks to the big C. I am already cheating the big fellow with the scythe. Think about it: for males, from (for example) 16 to 25, it probably is more like ~15 / 1000. The same is true as we get older. So, most people here are in the prime of their life. I'd say: more like 5 / 1000 here. Or even less. However, if I don't show up for a few months, you're invited to ask for my current state.

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                            • M Mike Hankey

                              Programmers don't die they just fade away. Mike

                              "It doesn't matter how big a ranch ya' own, or how many cows ya' brand, the size of your funeral is still gonna depend on the weather." -Harry Truman.


                              Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] My Site

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                              Joe Simes
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                              A programmers death is as allusive as a session expiring. :omg:

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                              • L Lost User

                                14 kbps dial-up only. It's hell, remember? :-D

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                                Dan Neely
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                                no 150 baud acoustic coupler, and they have to whistle the handshake with their mouth full of marbles to connect.

                                The latest nation. Procrastination.

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                                • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                                  On the brighter side, at least they have the internet and CP access. :)

                                  It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                                  CPallini
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                                  Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

                                  On the brighter side, at least they have the internet and CP access.

                                  Nope pal: the brighter side is the one the flames come from... :-D

                                  If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                  This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                  [My articles]

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                                  • S Simon P Stevens

                                    So the crude death rate globally is ~8.23 per 1000 per year[^]. We have 6,482,858 members on CP. Which gives us a total of 53354 deaths of CP members per year. That's ~6 deaths per hour, or 1 every 10 minutes. Do you ever wonder if anyone on CP will actually notice if you die. I'm pretty sure no one I know would think to tell anyone here.

                                    Simon

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                                    Pete OHanlon
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                                    You haven't noticed that I died 2 years ago have you?

                                    "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                    As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                                      14 kbps dial-up only. It's hell, remember? :-D

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                                      Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                      :laugh: Ah, don't remind me. A colleague has the modem dialing sound as his ringtone.

                                      It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                                      • D Dan Neely

                                        no 150 baud acoustic coupler, and they have to whistle the handshake with their mouth full of marbles to connect.

                                        The latest nation. Procrastination.

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                                        Lost User
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                                        Oh, yeah! I remember those! :laugh: :laugh:

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                                        • S Simon P Stevens

                                          So the crude death rate globally is ~8.23 per 1000 per year[^]. We have 6,482,858 members on CP. Which gives us a total of 53354 deaths of CP members per year. That's ~6 deaths per hour, or 1 every 10 minutes. Do you ever wonder if anyone on CP will actually notice if you die. I'm pretty sure no one I know would think to tell anyone here.

                                          Simon

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                                          Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                                          My lawyer, a barrister actually, will send an email to everyone on CP offering a portion of my estate. The only requirement being a small processing fee of $500.

                                          Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane

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