Joke
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Passing by the primate area one day, a zoo attendant happens to notice a chimpanzee sitting on a rock with an open book in either hand, looking first at one and then at the other. Upon closer examination, he identifies the books: the Bible, and Darwin's "Origin of Species". Curious, he asks the chimp, "What's with the books?" The chimp replies, "I'm trying to decide whether I'm my brother's keeper, or my keeper's brother."
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Passing by the primate area one day, a zoo attendant happens to notice a chimpanzee sitting on a rock with an open book in either hand, looking first at one and then at the other. Upon closer examination, he identifies the books: the Bible, and Darwin's "Origin of Species". Curious, he asks the chimp, "What's with the books?" The chimp replies, "I'm trying to decide whether I'm my brother's keeper, or my keeper's brother."
i don't get it :zzz:
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i don't get it :zzz:
Undeniable:More information,more abilities,more energies,more time! http://www.blogjava.net/tidelgl
And I don't explain jokes. :)
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Passing by the primate area one day, a zoo attendant happens to notice a chimpanzee sitting on a rock with an open book in either hand, looking first at one and then at the other. Upon closer examination, he identifies the books: the Bible, and Darwin's "Origin of Species". Curious, he asks the chimp, "What's with the books?" The chimp replies, "I'm trying to decide whether I'm my brother's keeper, or my keeper's brother."
Kind of related:
// Because Christian & Muslim computers should never run Genetic & Evolutionary algorithms
Solution CreationistAlgorithm( double inputs[])
{
Solution solution = null;
while(solution == null)
{
/* Oh Lord! Please get me a solution!
Halleluiah! Amen! Alah Uh Akhbar!
*/
}
return solution;
}Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.
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Kind of related:
// Because Christian & Muslim computers should never run Genetic & Evolutionary algorithms
Solution CreationistAlgorithm( double inputs[])
{
Solution solution = null;
while(solution == null)
{
/* Oh Lord! Please get me a solution!
Halleluiah! Amen! Alah Uh Akhbar!
*/
}
return solution;
}Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.
Regretably, all Religious Compilers optimize it out; please use:
// Because Christian & Muslim computers should never run Genetic & Evolutionary algorithms
private volatile Solution solution;
Solution CreationistAlgorithm(double inputs[])
{
solution = null;
while(solution == null)
{
/* Oh Lord! Please get me a solution!
Halleluiah! Amen! Alah Uh Akhbar!
*/
}
return solution;
}:laugh:
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Kind of related:
// Because Christian & Muslim computers should never run Genetic & Evolutionary algorithms
Solution CreationistAlgorithm( double inputs[])
{
Solution solution = null;
while(solution == null)
{
/* Oh Lord! Please get me a solution!
Halleluiah! Amen! Alah Uh Akhbar!
*/
}
return solution;
}Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.
__forceinline UINT GetSolution(DWORD nProblemID = 0){
return 42;
}It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
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i don't get it :zzz:
Undeniable:More information,more abilities,more energies,more time! http://www.blogjava.net/tidelgl
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I don't quite get it either. I can only assume that "my brother's keeper" is something from the Bible.
Yep, quote from the bible: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." And being an atheist, here's the only reason I know it: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110912/quotes[^]
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Yep, quote from the bible: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." And being an atheist, here's the only reason I know it: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110912/quotes[^]
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)
I came to know that from the same source as well. That was a nice movie. :)
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
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Yep, quote from the bible: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." And being an atheist, here's the only reason I know it: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110912/quotes[^]
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)
Ahhh! So the chimp is a member of the mafia and he is imprisoned and... I'll go back to work now...
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I don't quite get it either. I can only assume that "my brother's keeper" is something from the Bible.
