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  • K Keith Barrow

    A Russian Teacher is speaking to his [Northern] English pupils: "Russian is now an unusual langauge in Europe, as a double negative is used to reinforce the negative so to say 'I'm not never doing that' in Russian means I'm really, really not doing it. In English it means I will do it in the future. No language exists where a double positive forms a negative". Billy Replies: "Aye, right."

    CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)

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    TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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    Yes, so right!

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    • K Keith Barrow

      A Russian Teacher is speaking to his [Northern] English pupils: "Russian is now an unusual langauge in Europe, as a double negative is used to reinforce the negative so to say 'I'm not never doing that' in Russian means I'm really, really not doing it. In English it means I will do it in the future. No language exists where a double positive forms a negative". Billy Replies: "Aye, right."

      CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)

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      Nemanja Trifunovic
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      Something specific to New England: "I think it is going to rain tomorrow". "So don't I".

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        Nice one! In Bulgarian exists something called “double positive negation”, when you say “Yes Yes” this means “NO!”.

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        Jim Crafton
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        You guys must get real confused during sex!

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        • K Keith Barrow

          A Russian Teacher is speaking to his [Northern] English pupils: "Russian is now an unusual langauge in Europe, as a double negative is used to reinforce the negative so to say 'I'm not never doing that' in Russian means I'm really, really not doing it. In English it means I will do it in the future. No language exists where a double positive forms a negative". Billy Replies: "Aye, right."

          CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)

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          Brady Kelly
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          OT, but I believe we Saffers are the only people to use the term "just now" exclusively for anything not immediate. "He left just now." => "He left a short while ago (His departure was just inside of now, not then) "I will call you just now" => I will call you in a short while (that is just now, not also in the future) Faark me, I should become a linguistic mycologist. I'm the only person I have persevered to recognised the cause of that linguistic anomaly of ours.

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            Something specific to New England: "I think it is going to rain tomorrow". "So don't I".

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            Brady Kelly
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            Same construct. "I am the last person to think it will rain tomorrow", so "Its sooo given that I think it will rain tomporrow. Colloquial South African, be it Afrikaans, Bantu, or san, all recognise sarcasm and verbal irony as great sources of mirth and bonding. You get tourists here whose heads have a remarkable ability to bounce over them any joke with a humorous false gender, response, or hyperbole. A fisherman on the Cape Coast may say to a returning competitor, with a huge catch, "Iz zat all you kn doo?", where the other party, on returning from a later trip, may respond, "I so didn't want this big catch" I'm amazed that this figure of speech is actually forcing to some people. It's been around hundreds of years in a young country, must have been longer in old countries.

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            • B Brady Kelly

              OT, but I believe we Saffers are the only people to use the term "just now" exclusively for anything not immediate. "He left just now." => "He left a short while ago (His departure was just inside of now, not then) "I will call you just now" => I will call you in a short while (that is just now, not also in the future) Faark me, I should become a linguistic mycologist. I'm the only person I have persevered to recognised the cause of that linguistic anomaly of ours.

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              Luc Pattyn
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              OT^2 I see Rhino Cottages got W3C-approved and Google-indexed. Was ALT all it took, or was there some META magic required too? :)

              Luc Pattyn


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              • K Keith Barrow

                A Russian Teacher is speaking to his [Northern] English pupils: "Russian is now an unusual langauge in Europe, as a double negative is used to reinforce the negative so to say 'I'm not never doing that' in Russian means I'm really, really not doing it. In English it means I will do it in the future. No language exists where a double positive forms a negative". Billy Replies: "Aye, right."

                CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)

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                The Chinese and Japaneze in IT have the yes f#ck, which goes along the lines of Have you done this? Yeh Yeh And F#ck have they!!

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                • J Jim Crafton

                  You guys must get real confused during sex!

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                  PIEBALDconsult
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                  "Don't! Stop!"

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                  • K Keith Barrow

                    A Russian Teacher is speaking to his [Northern] English pupils: "Russian is now an unusual langauge in Europe, as a double negative is used to reinforce the negative so to say 'I'm not never doing that' in Russian means I'm really, really not doing it. In English it means I will do it in the future. No language exists where a double positive forms a negative". Billy Replies: "Aye, right."

                    CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)

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                    Brady Kelly
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                    Well know SA acknowledemnent phrase: "Ja-Nee", "Yes [and] No", indicates passive but unwilling acceptance [What you think about this new black government? "Ja nee, boetie, die kak kom nog" (Used since earlier 80's and the 'kak' still hasn't come. ] , or indicates proper objectivity, which may sometimes include feigned objectivity; [What do you think about your son being gay, "Ja... Nee..." silence, forever, until the next conversation,] Or indicates active indifference, ["Dad, lets talk about your relationship with the maid", "Ja..Nee, pour another drink and lets talk about rugby] Totally distinct from the mash-up with English, resulting in a cross-slang response to "Howzit?" (How is it [with you]) JaWellNoFine. Left as an exercise to the reader.

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                    • L Luc Pattyn

                      OT^2 I see Rhino Cottages got W3C-approved and Google-indexed. Was ALT all it took, or was there some META magic required too? :)

                      Luc Pattyn


                      Local announcement (Antwerp region): Lange Wapper? Neen!


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                      Brady Kelly
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                      I don't know. I linked to her site on two of my earlier sites, one for Rhino Office Furniture, and one photographic, and I applied for reconsideration, and I added ALT tags. So, I don't know what worked, even if onlt time. Thanks for the interest. :rose:

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                      • K Keith Barrow

                        A Russian Teacher is speaking to his [Northern] English pupils: "Russian is now an unusual langauge in Europe, as a double negative is used to reinforce the negative so to say 'I'm not never doing that' in Russian means I'm really, really not doing it. In English it means I will do it in the future. No language exists where a double positive forms a negative". Billy Replies: "Aye, right."

                        CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)

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                        Marc Clifton
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                        keefb wrote:

                        Billy Replies: "Aye, right."

                        But only if it's Scotty or Kirk that's saying it. And then, frankly, a single positive can actually mean a negative! Marc

                        Will work for food. Interacx

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                        • J Jim Crafton

                          You guys must get real confused during sex!

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                          Single Step Debugger
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                          Only when making sex with humans. :-D

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                            Same construct. "I am the last person to think it will rain tomorrow", so "Its sooo given that I think it will rain tomporrow. Colloquial South African, be it Afrikaans, Bantu, or san, all recognise sarcasm and verbal irony as great sources of mirth and bonding. You get tourists here whose heads have a remarkable ability to bounce over them any joke with a humorous false gender, response, or hyperbole. A fisherman on the Cape Coast may say to a returning competitor, with a huge catch, "Iz zat all you kn doo?", where the other party, on returning from a later trip, may respond, "I so didn't want this big catch" I'm amazed that this figure of speech is actually forcing to some people. It's been around hundreds of years in a young country, must have been longer in old countries.

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                            Brady Kelly wrote:

                            I'm amazed that this figure of speech is actually forcing to some people. It's been around hundreds of years in a young country, must have been longer in old countries.

                            And then we grew up. ;P

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                              keefb wrote:

                              Billy Replies: "Aye, right."

                              But only if it's Scotty or Kirk that's saying it. And then, frankly, a single positive can actually mean a negative! Marc

                              Will work for food. Interacx

                              I'm not overthinking the problem, I just felt like I needed a small, unimportant, uninteresting rant! - Martin Hart Turner

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                              Luc Pattyn
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                              to summarize: - a single positive can actually mean a negative; - two positives may mean double negative; - two negatives cancel each other (but not always). so we can better stop asking yes-or-no questions? - yes - no - don't know - all of the above - none of the above - all of the above :confused:

                              Luc Pattyn


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                              • L Luc Pattyn

                                to summarize: - a single positive can actually mean a negative; - two positives may mean double negative; - two negatives cancel each other (but not always). so we can better stop asking yes-or-no questions? - yes - no - don't know - all of the above - none of the above - all of the above :confused:

                                Luc Pattyn


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                                - brillant

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                                  Only when making sex with humans. :-D

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                                  CPallini
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                                  :omg: You are already confused. :-D

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                                  • K Keith Barrow

                                    A Russian Teacher is speaking to his [Northern] English pupils: "Russian is now an unusual langauge in Europe, as a double negative is used to reinforce the negative so to say 'I'm not never doing that' in Russian means I'm really, really not doing it. In English it means I will do it in the future. No language exists where a double positive forms a negative". Billy Replies: "Aye, right."

                                    CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)

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                                    Michael Bergman
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                                    Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

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                                    • K Keith Barrow

                                      A Russian Teacher is speaking to his [Northern] English pupils: "Russian is now an unusual langauge in Europe, as a double negative is used to reinforce the negative so to say 'I'm not never doing that' in Russian means I'm really, really not doing it. In English it means I will do it in the future. No language exists where a double positive forms a negative". Billy Replies: "Aye, right."

                                      CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)

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                                      Joe Simes
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                                      I'm not Scots but I have a friend who is and he said this the other day: Je'naekenfitamean? Good luck figuring that oot! :wtf: :)

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                                        I'm not Scots but I have a friend who is and he said this the other day: Je'naekenfitamean? Good luck figuring that oot! :wtf: :)

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                                        Dan Neely
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                                        "I have a speech impediment."?

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                                          "I have a speech impediment."?

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                                          Joe Simes
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                                          As does everyone from Aberdeen! ;) And I though my Weegie friends were hard to understand!!

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