JOTD
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A policeman is out on patrol along “Lover’s Lane” one night, and he sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. “Uh, yes officer?” The cop says, “What are you doing?” The young man says, “Well, officer, I'm reading a magazine.” Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop asks, “And her, what is she doing?” The young man shrugs. “Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.” Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night on Lover’s Lane... and nothing obscene is happening! The cop asks, “What's your age, young man?” The young man says, “I'm 21, sir.” The cop asks, “And her ... what's her age?” The young man looks at his watch and replies, “She'll be 18 in eleven minutes.”
Brad Deja Moo - When you feel like you've heard the same bull before.
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A policeman is out on patrol along “Lover’s Lane” one night, and he sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. “Uh, yes officer?” The cop says, “What are you doing?” The young man says, “Well, officer, I'm reading a magazine.” Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop asks, “And her, what is she doing?” The young man shrugs. “Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.” Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night on Lover’s Lane... and nothing obscene is happening! The cop asks, “What's your age, young man?” The young man says, “I'm 21, sir.” The cop asks, “And her ... what's her age?” The young man looks at his watch and replies, “She'll be 18 in eleven minutes.”
Brad Deja Moo - When you feel like you've heard the same bull before.
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A policeman is out on patrol along “Lover’s Lane” one night, and he sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. “Uh, yes officer?” The cop says, “What are you doing?” The young man says, “Well, officer, I'm reading a magazine.” Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop asks, “And her, what is she doing?” The young man shrugs. “Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.” Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night on Lover’s Lane... and nothing obscene is happening! The cop asks, “What's your age, young man?” The young man says, “I'm 21, sir.” The cop asks, “And her ... what's her age?” The young man looks at his watch and replies, “She'll be 18 in eleven minutes.”
Brad Deja Moo - When you feel like you've heard the same bull before.
As shown on TV in Not The Nine O'clock News around 1980...
I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine