Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. The Lounge
  3. Can someone please...

Can someone please...

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Lounge
comquestion
24 Posts 15 Posters 4 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • H Henry Minute

    You'll have to excuse this, but I'm not very good at accents. :) "I gotta de moth ball in a disa and, an I gotta de moth ball in a disa and. Now wotta I got?"

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

    P Offline
    P Offline
    PIEBALDconsult
    wrote on last edited by
    #6

    Hee Heeeeee!! One of my favourites!

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • H Henry Minute

      You'll have to excuse this, but I'm not very good at accents. :) "I gotta de moth ball in a disa and, an I gotta de moth ball in a disa and. Now wotta I got?"

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

      B Offline
      B Offline
      Brady Kelly
      wrote on last edited by
      #7

      I bloody great pun! :laugh:

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • D Diego Moita

        ...give a legend to this picture?[^]


        Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

        T Offline
        T Offline
        Tom Delany
        wrote on last edited by
        #8

        "If only your booty wasn't this wide..."

        WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • D Diego Moita

          ...give a legend to this picture?[^]


          Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

          W Offline
          W Offline
          wout de zeeuw
          wrote on last edited by
          #9

          Barack does not look very amused :laugh: .

          Wout

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • D Diego Moita

            ...give a legend to this picture?[^]


            Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

            P Offline
            P Offline
            puromtec1
            wrote on last edited by
            #10

            Burlusconi: What do you want of me? Tell me anything. But do what I beg you to do. Don Obama Corleone: What is that? [Burlusconi gets up from his seat and whispers into the Don's ear; for a long moment the Don is silent] Don Obama Corleone: That I cannot do. Burlusconi: I will give you anything you ask!

            D 1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • P puromtec1

              Burlusconi: What do you want of me? Tell me anything. But do what I beg you to do. Don Obama Corleone: What is that? [Burlusconi gets up from his seat and whispers into the Don's ear; for a long moment the Don is silent] Don Obama Corleone: That I cannot do. Burlusconi: I will give you anything you ask!

              D Offline
              D Offline
              Diego Moita
              wrote on last edited by
              #11

              :) Cool, I liked this one. It's one of the best movies ever made.


              Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • D Diego Moita

                ...give a legend to this picture?[^]


                Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

                C Offline
                C Offline
                CaptainSeeSharp
                wrote on last edited by
                #12

                "Aaayyyeee... I don'tuh shake'tuh hand of'uh piece of crap, dya'know?"

                Fall of the Republic[^]

                B 1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • D Diego Moita

                  ...give a legend to this picture?[^]


                  Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

                  B Offline
                  B Offline
                  Brady Kelly
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #13

                  Please help me stop Barry falling over, somebody must have bumped him.

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • C CaptainSeeSharp

                    "Aaayyyeee... I don'tuh shake'tuh hand of'uh piece of crap, dya'know?"

                    Fall of the Republic[^]

                    B Offline
                    B Offline
                    Brady Kelly
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #14

                    Very nice. :rose: You are actually getting socially creative. Hey, if it takes infiltration to further the cause of the Republic, even setting a good example now and again, it has a much better payoff than overt confrontation. :suss: I'm not American, but a citizen of a country founded by pretty much the same people that left Europe behind them to forge a new, Republic, vision of freedom for peasants and serfs. The black take-over didn't seek to reverse this movement toward freedom, but they embraced the principles of our founding fathers. Doon wurry'boud iit! Git'd'fk'oudah heeah!

                    C 1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • B Brady Kelly

                      Very nice. :rose: You are actually getting socially creative. Hey, if it takes infiltration to further the cause of the Republic, even setting a good example now and again, it has a much better payoff than overt confrontation. :suss: I'm not American, but a citizen of a country founded by pretty much the same people that left Europe behind them to forge a new, Republic, vision of freedom for peasants and serfs. The black take-over didn't seek to reverse this movement toward freedom, but they embraced the principles of our founding fathers. Doon wurry'boud iit! Git'd'fk'oudah heeah!

                      C Offline
                      C Offline
                      CaptainSeeSharp
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #15

                      I'm not sure where you are getting at, looks like a lame ass attempt at an insult.

                      Fall of the Republic[^]

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • D Diego Moita

                        ...give a legend to this picture?[^]


                        Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

                        CPalliniC Offline
                        CPalliniC Offline
                        CPallini
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #16

                        ...something personal against our Premier? :mad: Me too! :laugh:

                        If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                        This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                        [My articles]

                        In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

                        D 1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • D Diego Moita

                          ...give a legend to this picture?[^]


                          Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

                          R Offline
                          R Offline
                          Rajesh R Subramanian
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #17

                          Mrs. Ob: Hold my hands, we'll go to McDonalds. Other: Hell, no way! I'll have an arse *this* size if I eat the crap being served there.

                          It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

                          CPalliniC 1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • CPalliniC CPallini

                            ...something personal against our Premier? :mad: Me too! :laugh:

                            If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                            This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                            [My articles]

                            D Offline
                            D Offline
                            Diego Moita
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #18

                            CPallini wrote:

                            ...something personal against our Premier?

                            CPallini wrote:

                            Me too!

                            :) That's something I can understand very well. Our president Lula is a lot like Berlusconi. He doesn't have the sex scandals part and our economy is doing well but all of the rest is the same or worse (corruption, concentration of power, always putting the foot in his mouth, etc).


                            Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                              Mrs. Ob: Hold my hands, we'll go to McDonalds. Other: Hell, no way! I'll have an arse *this* size if I eat the crap being served there.

                              It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

                              CPalliniC Offline
                              CPalliniC Offline
                              CPallini
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #19

                              Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

                              Other

                              'Other' is our (Italian) great clown Premier. :-D

                              If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                              This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                              [My articles]

                              In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

                              R 1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • CPalliniC CPallini

                                Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

                                Other

                                'Other' is our (Italian) great clown Premier. :-D

                                If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                [My articles]

                                R Offline
                                R Offline
                                Rajesh R Subramanian
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #20

                                So, basically you're trying to tell that he's not an ass clown? :laugh:

                                It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

                                CPalliniC 1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                                  So, basically you're trying to tell that he's not an ass clown? :laugh:

                                  It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

                                  CPalliniC Offline
                                  CPalliniC Offline
                                  CPallini
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #21

                                  Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

                                  So, basically you're trying to tell that he's not an ass clown?

                                  You know, I'm skilled, but NOT that skilled. :-D

                                  If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                  This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                  [My articles]

                                  In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • D Diego Moita

                                    ...give a legend to this picture?[^]


                                    Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

                                    M Offline
                                    M Offline
                                    Mark_Wallace
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #22

                                    "Per te, sara grande cosi".

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • D Diego Moita

                                      ...give a legend to this picture?[^]


                                      Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

                                      S Offline
                                      S Offline
                                      smcnulty2000
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #23

                                      "Look Michelle, think about it. How could I have known ahead of time what suit your husband was going to wear?"

                                      _____________________________ I've often heard of an older, wiser person passing the torch. After witnessing something like that, I'm not sure who'd want the thing.

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • D Diego Moita

                                        ...give a legend to this picture?[^]


                                        Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

                                        I Offline
                                        I Offline
                                        ian dennis 0
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #24

                                        "This your wife? Pretty wife!" (apologies to 'The Italian Job')

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        Reply
                                        • Reply as topic
                                        Log in to reply
                                        • Oldest to Newest
                                        • Newest to Oldest
                                        • Most Votes


                                        • Login

                                        • Don't have an account? Register

                                        • Login or register to search.
                                        • First post
                                          Last post
                                        0
                                        • Categories
                                        • Recent
                                        • Tags
                                        • Popular
                                        • World
                                        • Users
                                        • Groups