What is more important for you ? [modified]

[Electron Shepherd]

Crom!

Server and Network Monitoring

[Henry Minute]

My Horoscope today tells me to beware of superstitious ideologies. So I regret that I cannot give an answer, at this time. Please ask me again when Jupiter is aligned with Uranus. :)

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

[Roger Wright]

You keep your Jupiter away from his anus, you dirty old man!

"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

[Anthony Mushrow]

Drugs and Money

My current favourite word is: Delicious!

-SK Genius

Game Programming articles start -here[^]-

[PIEBALDconsult]

I've never heard the lamentations of their women; they always seem grateful. :cool:

[PIEBALDconsult]

Sufficient ammunition isn't enough.

[CaptainSeeSharp]

You are ignorant.

Fall of the Republic[^]

[Gary R Wheeler]

Or maybe when his head isn't.

Software Zen: delete this;
Fold With Us![^]

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

That sure is best in life.

-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

You're doing it wrong! ;P

-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

[PIEBALDconsult]

That's not what they say. :cool:

[realJSOP]

Okay, sufficient ammo and the ability to produce a blood-curdling rebel yell that raises the hair on the back of the necks of your enemy.

.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

[realJSOP]

They're grateful that they really don't have anything to worry about from you. :) However, I can understand that when they laugh and point, you could get a little testy...

.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

[Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer]

10 "What is it that a man may call the greatest things in life?" - "Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper." Cohen the Barbarian.

I have now moved to Sweden for love (awwww). If you're in Scandinavia and want an MVP on the payroll (or happy with a remote worker), or need cotract work done, give me a job! http://cv.imcsoft.co.uk/[^]

[Mark_Wallace]

That's Aragon wrote:

But they offered only 8 categories.

in that case: 10. Choices with enough options.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Mark_Wallace]

digital man wrote:

I never cease to be amazed at the number of geeks that believe in this kind of drivel.

That's why we get the beauty queens. World peace, Babe!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Mark_Wallace]

Henry Minute wrote:

Please ask me again when Jupiter is aligned with Uranus.

That'll bring the tears to his eyes.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Dan Neely]

Or maybe he's doing it right. The traditional order is rape, loot, pillage, burn. This order tends to result in many lamentations. But you should always remember arson first rape second; it's more romantic by the fire.

The latest nation. Procrastination.