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    Andy_L_J
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    An iPhone is like a penis. It's fun to play with it by yourself, but it's rude to play with it at the table. :-O

    I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly I don't know what all the fuss is about with America getting it's first black president. Zimbabwe's had one for years and he's sh*t. - Percy Drake , Shrewsbury Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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      An iPhone is like a penis. It's fun to play with it by yourself, but it's rude to play with it at the table. :-O

      I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly I don't know what all the fuss is about with America getting it's first black president. Zimbabwe's had one for years and he's sh*t. - Percy Drake , Shrewsbury Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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      Ian Shlasko
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      And if you keep playing with it, you'll go blind?

      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)

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        An iPhone is like a penis. It's fun to play with it by yourself, but it's rude to play with it at the table. :-O

        I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly I don't know what all the fuss is about with America getting it's first black president. Zimbabwe's had one for years and he's sh*t. - Percy Drake , Shrewsbury Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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        Russ T
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        Andy_L_J wrote:

        An iPhone is like a penis.

        Because only girls and gay guys seem to want them?

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          And if you keep playing with it, you'll go blind?

          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)

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          Ilion
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          Ian Shlasko wrote:

          And if you keep playing with it, you'll go blind?

          Or have an "accident"[^]

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            Ian Shlasko wrote:

            And if you keep playing with it, you'll go blind?

            Or have an "accident"[^]

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            Ian Shlasko
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            There's NO way I'm clicking that link at work.

            Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)

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              There's NO way I'm clicking that link at work.

              Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)

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              0x3c0
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              Don't worry. He's talking about car accidents; it's only loosely related.

              OSDev :)

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                There's NO way I'm clicking that link at work.

                Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)

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                Ilion
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                Ian Shlasko wrote:

                There's NO way I'm clicking that link at work.

                I don't post the sort of link you seem to fear. It's just a news item.

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                  Ian Shlasko wrote:

                  There's NO way I'm clicking that link at work.

                  I don't post the sort of link you seem to fear. It's just a news item.

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                  Ian Shlasko
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                  Ah ok... Thought maybe you were referencing the other side of the thread... This IS the Back Room, after all.

                  Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)

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                    Ah ok... Thought maybe you were referencing the other side of the thread... This IS the Back Room, after all.

                    Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)

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                    Ilion
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                    Understandable. You seem to be a new name here, so you probably don't know me. Let's hope you learn to know me on your own, rather than believing the things certain others here will say about me.

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                      Ah ok... Thought maybe you were referencing the other side of the thread... This IS the Back Room, after all.

                      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)

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                      Ilion
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                      At the same time, I was indirectly making reference to "the other side of the thread." I just didn't want to take the time to find a news item I recall from the past couple of years (also from UK, as it turns out) where someone caused others' death by "playing with his iPhone" while driving ... and, as I recall, got basically a slap on the wrist.

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                        Ah ok... Thought maybe you were referencing the other side of the thread... This IS the Back Room, after all.

                        Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)

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                        Lost User
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                        Gillian wrote:

                        You seem to be a new name here, so you probably don't know me. Let's hope you learn to know me on your own

                        Don't go back to her place. :~

                        Bob Emmett I solemnly declare that I do not wish the USA to be more like Britain, Canada, or Oz.

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                          Understandable. You seem to be a new name here, so you probably don't know me. Let's hope you learn to know me on your own, rather than believing the things certain others here will say about me.

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                          Ian Shlasko
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                          New? Not really... Just hadn't been getting to know people until recently.

                          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)

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                            An iPhone is like a penis. It's fun to play with it by yourself, but it's rude to play with it at the table. :-O

                            I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly I don't know what all the fuss is about with America getting it's first black president. Zimbabwe's had one for years and he's sh*t. - Percy Drake , Shrewsbury Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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                            Lost User
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                            Bloody iPhones Almost two years ago the company I work for bought every employee a 1st generation iPhone for xmas. Around half of them no longer work. The really amazing thing is that a lot of the people who's iPhones died in less than two years went and bought the 3gs model. It's like paying a builder to build you a house every two years because they keep falling down.

                            I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me

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                              Bloody iPhones Almost two years ago the company I work for bought every employee a 1st generation iPhone for xmas. Around half of them no longer work. The really amazing thing is that a lot of the people who's iPhones died in less than two years went and bought the 3gs model. It's like paying a builder to build you a house every two years because they keep falling down.

                              I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me

                              modified on Monday, September 28, 2009 9:25 PM

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                              Andy_L_J
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                              Any company that tries to lock me into any "proprietry" hardware has got a snowflakes chance of getting my business. Software tools etc..., well, I can let that slide,....sorta :^)

                              I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly I don't know what all the fuss is about with America getting it's first black president. Zimbabwe's had one for years and he's sh*t. - Percy Drake , Shrewsbury Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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                              • I Ian Shlasko

                                There's NO way I'm clicking that link at work.

                                Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)

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                                Brady Kelly
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                                I hit my ADSL cap while at work on the weekend. :suss: Guess why...

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                                  I hit my ADSL cap while at work on the weekend. :suss: Guess why...

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                                  CaptainSeeSharp
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                                  Brady Kelly wrote:

                                  Guess why...

                                  Your ISP sucks?

                                  Fall of the Republic[^]

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                                    Brady Kelly wrote:

                                    Guess why...

                                    Your ISP sucks?

                                    Fall of the Republic[^]

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                                    Brady Kelly
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                                    No, I was looking at girls that suck.

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