SJOTD
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Q: How many members of a particular demographic group does it take to change a lighbulb? A: n +1 Where n is an integer, the number of people required to fullfill the negative stereotype of the demographic in question. Also: An Irishman walks into a building site, looking for work and speaks to the manager. The manager says to the Irishman "I'm sick of hiring 'effing thick Irishmen, you'll have to answer a question. Can you tell me the difference between a Joist and and a Girder?" The Irishman replies (imagine heavy accent now) "Sure thats an easy on, Joyce wrote Uylesses whereas Faust was written by Goethe"
CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)
keefb wrote:
Q: How many members of a particular demographic group does it take to change a lighbulb?
2, if they only have one arm each.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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keefb wrote:
Q: How many members of a particular demographic group does it take to change a lighbulb?
2, if they only have one arm each.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Only if they know what the lighbulb is.
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Q: How many members of a particular demographic group does it take to change a lighbulb? A: n +1 Where n is an integer, the number of people required to fullfill the negative stereotype of the demographic in question. Also: An Irishman walks into a building site, looking for work and speaks to the manager. The manager says to the Irishman "I'm sick of hiring 'effing thick Irishmen, you'll have to answer a question. Can you tell me the difference between a Joist and and a Girder?" The Irishman replies (imagine heavy accent now) "Sure thats an easy on, Joyce wrote Uylesses whereas Faust was written by Goethe"
CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)
Q. How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None. It's a hardware problem.
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Q. How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None. It's a hardware problem.
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None you need a union electrician
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Q: How many members of a particular demographic group does it take to change a lighbulb? A: n +1 Where n is an integer, the number of people required to fullfill the negative stereotype of the demographic in question. Also: An Irishman walks into a building site, looking for work and speaks to the manager. The manager says to the Irishman "I'm sick of hiring 'effing thick Irishmen, you'll have to answer a question. Can you tell me the difference between a Joist and and a Girder?" The Irishman replies (imagine heavy accent now) "Sure thats an easy on, Joyce wrote Uylesses whereas Faust was written by Goethe"
CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)
Sorry, you got us going. Q: How many QAs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: QAs don't fix problems. They just report them.
Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.
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Q: How many members of a particular demographic group does it take to change a lighbulb? A: n +1 Where n is an integer, the number of people required to fullfill the negative stereotype of the demographic in question. Also: An Irishman walks into a building site, looking for work and speaks to the manager. The manager says to the Irishman "I'm sick of hiring 'effing thick Irishmen, you'll have to answer a question. Can you tell me the difference between a Joist and and a Girder?" The Irishman replies (imagine heavy accent now) "Sure thats an easy on, Joyce wrote Uylesses whereas Faust was written by Goethe"
CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)
q: How many Dad's does it take to change a light bulb? a: Just one, but three trips to the hardware store. Got that for this past Father's Day
Charlie Gilley You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house. "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
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q: How many Dad's does it take to change a light bulb? a: Just one, but three trips to the hardware store. Got that for this past Father's Day
Charlie Gilley You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house. "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
Hey, I've implemented that punch-line! :-D
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Hey, I've implemented that punch-line! :-D
Software Zen:
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Q: How many members of a particular demographic group does it take to change a lighbulb? A: n +1 Where n is an integer, the number of people required to fullfill the negative stereotype of the demographic in question. Also: An Irishman walks into a building site, looking for work and speaks to the manager. The manager says to the Irishman "I'm sick of hiring 'effing thick Irishmen, you'll have to answer a question. Can you tell me the difference between a Joist and and a Girder?" The Irishman replies (imagine heavy accent now) "Sure thats an easy on, Joyce wrote Uylesses whereas Faust was written by Goethe"
CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)
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implemented!?! hah! spoken like a true developer :)
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q: How many Dad's does it take to change a light bulb? a: Just one, but three trips to the hardware store. Got that for this past Father's Day
Charlie Gilley You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house. "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
That is so my dad. :laugh: