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Am I the only pissed Brazilian around here?

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  • L Lost User

    Really?

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    Christian Graus
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    The bigger question is, how does he know this ? I can only imagine what 'she male porn' is, but it sounds scary to me.

    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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    • C Christian Graus

      See, you live in a country full of Brazilian women. You're probably married to, or dating one. So, you've got it better than most of us, before you even start.

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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      Dalek Dave
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      Christian Graus wrote:

      See, you live in a country full of Brazilian women

      We should celebrate by giving our wives a Brazilian.

      ------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Christian Graus wrote:

        See, you live in a country full of Brazilian women

        We should celebrate by giving our wives a Brazilian.

        ------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009

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        Henry Minute
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        My Ex used to have a Zapata! :( X|

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Christian Graus wrote:

          See, you live in a country full of Brazilian women

          We should celebrate by giving our wives a Brazilian.

          ------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009

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          Christian Graus
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          Yeah, I suggested that once. Walked funny for a month.

          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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          • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

            Well, the only things I know about Rio, is that it has a beautiful Carnival that happens every year (one I hope to visit someday), its a huge city, people speak Brazilian Portugese, and it has one of the highest crime rates in the world. Other than that, all I can imagine is that people are people.

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            hairy_hats
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            A work colleague had his suitcase and laptop bag stolen from behind him as he had a smoke outside his hotel in Brazil.

            I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Christian Graus wrote:

              See, you live in a country full of Brazilian women

              We should celebrate by giving our wives a Brazilian.

              ------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009

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              Lost User
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              And the men Brazil nuts? ;P

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              • C Christian Graus

                Yeah, I suggested that once. Walked funny for a month.

                Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                You or her? :laugh:

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                • D Diego Moita

                  It seems everyone in Rio is partying because they got the 2016 Olympic games. Well, I live quite south of Rio and I really hate the news. Olympics are a very risky business with huge opportunities for scams, overspending and corruption. Just ask Salt Lake City, London, Beijing or Vancouver. Better yet, ask Montreal[^]. And Rio is very far from being a honest, organized, peacefull and well-run city; even for Brazilian standards. We just invited the fox to the chicken house; or the vampire to the blood bank. They say the Olympics will bring publicity and projection to Brazil. Bullshit! The only industry that can benefit from Olympics is tourism (e.g: Barcelona). However, when it comes to international tourism the simple truth is that Brazil is simply too far from the best customers (Americans, Europeans and East Asians). Olympics will not fix that.

                  Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

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                  Joe Woodbury
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                  The Salt Lake Olympics had the bidding scandal, but other than that was finanically successful and we had a great time with it. The 1980 Winter Olympics in Lake Placid lost money and had a terrible transportation problem, but I was in Lake Placid a few weeks later and the residents loved every minute of it (it helped that there was no official place where the athletes stayed; they just stayed in people's homes around town.) The Los Angeles 1984 Olympics was wildly successful. It was the first summer Olympics to make money. Don't know if that's changed since. Oddly, one reason LA got the 1984 Olympics is that nobody else wanted them--they simply lost too much money. LA changed all that. Ironically, I think every Olympics since then has again lost money (despite the claims by Atlanta.) BTW, one reason LA made money is that the IOC was so desperate, they let Los Angeles use existing venues, instead of building everything new, and let Peter Ueberroth entirely run the show as a private enterprise. It made $250 million.

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                  • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                    You or her? :laugh:

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                    Christian Graus
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                    Me, I am afraid.

                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                    • C Christian Graus

                      Me, I am afraid.

                      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                      Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                      Well, at least you took it like a man! CG.ManPoints += 10; //(for owning up) :thumbsup:

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                      • T T800G

                        Well, AFAIK Brazil is the largest producer of shemale porn movies, so in 2016 tourists might kill two birds with one rock. :laugh: "They say the Olympics will bring publicity and projection to Brazil...." Well, in my country corruption goes up & above the primeminister, and world companies come to us for investment aka dirty money laundry, so you're not a lonely observer. Example- our health ministry bought US FDA-unapproved and untested(!) vaccine for 300.000 euros from some obscure american company - they probably got some good provision, scandal is wide-known and nobody's responsible. :|

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                        Brady Kelly
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                        I thought that was an Asisan monopoly? :suss:

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                        • D Diego Moita

                          It seems everyone in Rio is partying because they got the 2016 Olympic games. Well, I live quite south of Rio and I really hate the news. Olympics are a very risky business with huge opportunities for scams, overspending and corruption. Just ask Salt Lake City, London, Beijing or Vancouver. Better yet, ask Montreal[^]. And Rio is very far from being a honest, organized, peacefull and well-run city; even for Brazilian standards. We just invited the fox to the chicken house; or the vampire to the blood bank. They say the Olympics will bring publicity and projection to Brazil. Bullshit! The only industry that can benefit from Olympics is tourism (e.g: Barcelona). However, when it comes to international tourism the simple truth is that Brazil is simply too far from the best customers (Americans, Europeans and East Asians). Olympics will not fix that.

                          Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

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                          Brady Kelly
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                          OK, so we got a better deal if we get 2020? Like 2010 isn't bringing down enough kak on SA? With Malema[1] et al? [1] I give him one thing; he may be a doos, but I actually trust his honesty.

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                          • H hairy_hats

                            A work colleague had his suitcase and laptop bag stolen from behind him as he had a smoke outside his hotel in Brazil.

                            I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine

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                            Brady Kelly
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                            Where were hos suitcase and laptop? Sorry, but as an African, in a highly criminal country, if I wasn't sitting on them, I wouldn't even bother reporting them stolen.

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                            • L Lost User

                              And the men Brazil nuts? ;P

                              Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                              Brady Kelly
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                              They don't make a dame here of the nuts.

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                              • D Diego Moita

                                It seems everyone in Rio is partying because they got the 2016 Olympic games. Well, I live quite south of Rio and I really hate the news. Olympics are a very risky business with huge opportunities for scams, overspending and corruption. Just ask Salt Lake City, London, Beijing or Vancouver. Better yet, ask Montreal[^]. And Rio is very far from being a honest, organized, peacefull and well-run city; even for Brazilian standards. We just invited the fox to the chicken house; or the vampire to the blood bank. They say the Olympics will bring publicity and projection to Brazil. Bullshit! The only industry that can benefit from Olympics is tourism (e.g: Barcelona). However, when it comes to international tourism the simple truth is that Brazil is simply too far from the best customers (Americans, Europeans and East Asians). Olympics will not fix that.

                                Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

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                                Lost User
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                                People said pretty much the same when Sydney won the 2000 games. Turned out to probably the best thing to ever happen to this city and I believe many Australians outside the tourism industry and outside Sydney benefited greatly from the games.

                                I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me

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                                • B Brady Kelly

                                  They don't make a dame here of the nuts.

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                                  Brady Kelly
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                                  Is this pun going to remain in a haze all night?

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                                  • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                                    Well, at least you took it like a man! CG.ManPoints += 10; //(for owning up) :thumbsup:

                                    If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                                    Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                    Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                                    CG.ManPoints += 10; //(for owning up)

                                    Compilation error C2039: 'ManPoints' is not a member of 'CG'

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                                    • B Brady Kelly

                                      Where were hos suitcase and laptop? Sorry, but as an African, in a highly criminal country, if I wasn't sitting on them, I wouldn't even bother reporting them stolen.

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                                      hairy_hats
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                                      He put them down against a pillar and stood in front of them. He was distracted by a man coming up and ranting in his face in Portuguese who then fan off and got into a car, and when he looked back they were gone.

                                      I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        People said pretty much the same when Sydney won the 2000 games. Turned out to probably the best thing to ever happen to this city and I believe many Australians outside the tourism industry and outside Sydney benefited greatly from the games.

                                        I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me

                                        modified on Sunday, October 4, 2009 4:19 PM

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                                        Mycroft Holmes
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                                        The only time the trains ran on time - for 2 solid weeks, never happened since.

                                        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          People said pretty much the same when Sydney won the 2000 games. Turned out to probably the best thing to ever happen to this city and I believe many Australians outside the tourism industry and outside Sydney benefited greatly from the games.

                                          I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me

                                          modified on Sunday, October 4, 2009 4:19 PM

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                                          Lost User
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                                          From what we saw Sydney was a great choice for the games.

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