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  • R Russell Jones

    Is this a surrealist joke?

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    hairy_hats
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    A giraffe.

    I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine

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    • C Chamu Matumbura

      Goodness me, this function is designed to return a fish, but it is returning a snake. :^)

      Reuse! Buy If You Can! Build If You Must

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      Lost User
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      Give up and move onto something you are good at. I do not want to be cruel but you have shown no understanding of what you are doing.

      Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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      • N NormDroid

        Second post, first post 1.0 * 20 votes. Can't post in the correct forum, and can't provide detailed information. For that I deduce: You're using VB and trying to learn the art of coding. Good luck and bad luck for those who employ you.

        Software Kinetics (requires SL3 beta) - Moving software

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        Pete OHanlon
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        Norm .net wrote:

        the art of coding

        Is that Sun Tzu's hit followup book? Released shortly after the bestselling The Art of Farting.

        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

        As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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        • C Chamu Matumbura

          Goodness me, this function is designed to return a fish, but it is returning a snake. :^)

          Reuse! Buy If You Can! Build If You Must

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          leppie
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          Chamu Matumbura wrote:

          but it is returning a snake.

          And a badger and a mushhhrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooom!

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            Norm .net wrote:

            the art of coding

            Is that Sun Tzu's hit followup book? Released shortly after the bestselling The Art of Farting.

            "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

            As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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            Dalek Dave
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            Reminds me of a recent unearthing. After being lost for 800 years, archaelogists have uncovered a hermitage in County Kerry, Ireland. In it they found an old Manuscript, in Latin, called "Irish Dancing Volume Two - How to move the Arms".

            ------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009

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            • C Chamu Matumbura

              Goodness me, this function is designed to return a fish, but it is returning a snake. :^)

              Reuse! Buy If You Can! Build If You Must

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              urbane tiger
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              just cast the bloody thing, back where it came from.

              "we shall patiently bear the trials that fate imposes on us" -- Anton Chekhov Uncle Vanya

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              • C Chamu Matumbura

                Goodness me, this function is designed to return a fish, but it is returning a snake. :^)

                Reuse! Buy If You Can! Build If You Must

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                Mark_Wallace
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                You called Naga.Create instead of Vishnu.Creator

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                • M Mark_Wallace

                  You called Naga.Create instead of Vishnu.Creator

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Mark Wallace wrote:

                  Vishnu.Creator

                  Are we outsourcing to India Again?

                  ------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009

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                  • C CPallini

                    Chamu Matumbura wrote:

                    Goodness me, this function is designed to return a fish, but it is returning a snake.

                    Chamu Matumbura wrote:

                    What is wrong with this function?

                    The designer? :-D

                    If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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                    [My articles]

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                    Chamu Matumbura
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                    Lol

                    Reuse! Buy If You Can! Build If You Must

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                    • C Chamu Matumbura

                      Goodness me, this function is designed to return a fish, but it is returning a snake. :^)

                      Reuse! Buy If You Can! Build If You Must

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                      Anthony Mushrow
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                      Whatever you're smoking you need to share it with the group.

                      My current favourite word is: Delicious!

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Mark Wallace wrote:

                        Vishnu.Creator

                        Are we outsourcing to India Again?

                        ------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        Are we outsourcing to India Again?

                        How do you think God created the world in six days? ... And why it's such a mess?

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          I saw this when Apple launched it's iPod for iWhales.

                          ------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009

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                          StM0n
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                          iPod Users are called iPod People...

                          (yes|no|maybe)*

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            I saw this when Apple launched it's iPod for iWhales.

                            ------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009

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                            Zhat
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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            iPod for iWhales

                            Ouch...just plain...ouch!

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                            • C Chamu Matumbura

                              Goodness me, this function is designed to return a fish, but it is returning a snake. :^)

                              Reuse! Buy If You Can! Build If You Must

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                              Zhat
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                              You're not on a Plane are you?

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                              • C Chamu Matumbura

                                Goodness me, this function is designed to return a fish, but it is returning a snake. :^)

                                Reuse! Buy If You Can! Build If You Must

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                                BillWoodruff
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                                Chamu Matumbura wrote:

                                this function is designed to return a fish, but it is returning a snake.

                                Hello (Namaste, Vannakam, Namaskaram), Sri Chamu, I suggest you use Linq and store the resulting chimera in a 'var. best, Bill p.s. in Thai : "noo noo, plaa plaa" which translates as "snake snake, fish fish" is an idiom that means something strange, very much like the old English idiom "neither here nor there"

                                "Many : not conversant with mathematical studies, imagine that because it [the Analytical Engine] is to give results in numerical notation, its processes must consequently be arithmetical, numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine numerical quantities as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844

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                                • C Chamu Matumbura

                                  Goodness me, this function is designed to return a fish, but it is returning a snake. :^)

                                  Reuse! Buy If You Can! Build If You Must

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                                  PIEBALDconsult
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                                  Maybe you need self-'eeling code? :confused:

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                                  • C Chamu Matumbura

                                    Goodness me, this function is designed to return a fish, but it is returning a snake. :^)

                                    Reuse! Buy If You Can! Build If You Must

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                                    Steve Mayfield
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                                    apparently you are using an eel object...

                                    Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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