Who would you pay for?
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I'm joining you, I need a drink! I've just found out my husband has had a sex change without telling me first! :omg: (I know some of you take things I say a little bit literally so I am just telling you that this is a joke answer and my husband is still a man ( or at least he was this morning when I left home! :-D ) Edit: removed additional husbands!
Ali
modified on Monday, October 5, 2009 11:14 AM
There's an fml on similar lines that would have made a fantastic response, but of course, the powers of frustrative comedy prevent me from finding it!
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Alison Pentland wrote:
my husbands had a sex change without telling me first!
You have more than one husband? What a erm...., vigorous, thing you must be! Anyway, you should worry. My ex had four sex changes and still didn't find one she liked. :)
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Henry Minute wrote:
You have more than one husband?
:-O Ooopppss! What a mistake! Do you think that's Freudian ...... ? :-O
Henry Minute wrote:
My ex had four sex changes and still didn't find one she liked.
:laugh: Good one!
Ali
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Alison Pentland wrote:
my husbands had a sex change without telling me first!
You have more than one husband? What a erm...., vigorous, thing you must be! Anyway, you should worry. My ex had four sex changes and still didn't find one she liked. :)
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Marry your mother, then you can pay for both! :-D ( X| Sorry ..... I know too gross!)
Ali
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Hie guys, i hope you are having fun in da lounge. Got this dilemma, maybe it can happen to you in the course of life. Here it goes ... Supposed you r @ work then you recieve a call that your mother and your wife have been arrested and you have been asked to come down to the police station. You then go and then upon arrival you are told that for them to be freed you have to pay a $10 fine for each or else they will spend the night in the filthy cells. You dip your hand in the pocket and find out that you only have $10 on you. No one will help you with the other $10. Who will you pay for, your mother or wife.
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I wish they release your mother and wife, take your $10 and jail you for the rest of your life with no internet access, of course.
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
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I'm joining you, I need a drink! I've just found out my husband has had a sex change without telling me first! :omg: (I know some of you take things I say a little bit literally so I am just telling you that this is a joke answer and my husband is still a man ( or at least he was this morning when I left home! :-D ) Edit: removed additional husbands!
Ali
modified on Monday, October 5, 2009 11:14 AM
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Only in the Southern States (or Norfolk)
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;P ;P ;P ;P ;P
Ali
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Hie guys, i hope you are having fun in da lounge. Got this dilemma, maybe it can happen to you in the course of life. Here it goes ... Supposed you r @ work then you recieve a call that your mother and your wife have been arrested and you have been asked to come down to the police station. You then go and then upon arrival you are told that for them to be freed you have to pay a $10 fine for each or else they will spend the night in the filthy cells. You dip your hand in the pocket and find out that you only have $10 on you. No one will help you with the other $10. Who will you pay for, your mother or wife.
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Chamu Matumbura wrote:
Hie guys, i hope you are having fun in da lounge.
Yeah, until this post emerged…
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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I wish they release your mother and wife, take your $10 and jail you for the rest of your life with no internet access, of course.
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
That's a bit harsh! He could maybe have dial-up? :-D
Ali
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That's a bit harsh! He could maybe have dial-up? :-D
Ali
Dial-up is fine, but emails shall flow through a finely customised version of lotus notes running on Windows ME and CP access shall be barred, whatsoever.
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
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That's a bit harsh! He could maybe have dial-up? :-D
Ali
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Dial-up is fine, but emails shall flow through a finely customised version of lotus notes running on Windows ME and CP access shall be barred, whatsoever.
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
Dial-up in addition to Lotus Notes as his email client along with Symantec Anti-Virus. Scanning.
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Well, no, not really. Her mother did though!!
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Hie guys, i hope you are having fun in da lounge. Got this dilemma, maybe it can happen to you in the course of life. Here it goes ... Supposed you r @ work then you recieve a call that your mother and your wife have been arrested and you have been asked to come down to the police station. You then go and then upon arrival you are told that for them to be freed you have to pay a $10 fine for each or else they will spend the night in the filthy cells. You dip your hand in the pocket and find out that you only have $10 on you. No one will help you with the other $10. Who will you pay for, your mother or wife.
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let them decide amongst themselves. that will save you the trouble, and maybe the $10 you have. :)
Luc Pattyn
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Henry Minute wrote:
You have more than one husband?
:-O Ooopppss! What a mistake! Do you think that's Freudian ...... ? :-O
Henry Minute wrote:
My ex had four sex changes and still didn't find one she liked.
:laugh: Good one!
Ali
Alison Pentland wrote:
Ooopppss! What a mistake! Do you think that's Freudian
I think both Freud and Ian should be grateful to have such an understanding wife! :-D
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Hie guys, i hope you are having fun in da lounge. Got this dilemma, maybe it can happen to you in the course of life. Here it goes ... Supposed you r @ work then you recieve a call that your mother and your wife have been arrested and you have been asked to come down to the police station. You then go and then upon arrival you are told that for them to be freed you have to pay a $10 fine for each or else they will spend the night in the filthy cells. You dip your hand in the pocket and find out that you only have $10 on you. No one will help you with the other $10. Who will you pay for, your mother or wife.
Reuse! Buy If You Can! Build If You Must
Give the $10 to the cop to apologise for the rotten evening he's about to have. More likely I would not have gone to the station at all as I would have been to drunk to drive.
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I'm joining you, I need a drink! I've just found out my husband has had a sex change without telling me first! :omg: (I know some of you take things I say a little bit literally so I am just telling you that this is a joke answer and my husband is still a man ( or at least he was this morning when I left home! :-D ) Edit: removed additional husbands!
Ali
modified on Monday, October 5, 2009 11:14 AM
Alison Pentland wrote:
Edit: removed additional husbands
OK, that is quote-worthy. Or should I say: out-of-context quote-worthy.
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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I'm joining you, I need a drink! I've just found out my husband has had a sex change without telling me first! :omg: (I know some of you take things I say a little bit literally so I am just telling you that this is a joke answer and my husband is still a man ( or at least he was this morning when I left home! :-D ) Edit: removed additional husbands!
Ali
modified on Monday, October 5, 2009 11:14 AM
Alison Pentland wrote:
Edit: removed additional husbands!
Poor guys...
Personally, I love the idea that Raymond spends his nights posting bad regexs to mailing lists under the pseudonym of Jane Smith. He'd be like a super hero, only more nerdy and less useful. [Trevel]
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Dial-up in addition to Lotus Notes as his email client along with Symantec Anti-Virus. Scanning.
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Chamu Matumbura wrote:
You dip your hand in the pocket and find out that you only have $10 on you. No one will help you with the other $10. Who will you pay for, your mother or wife.
Neither - there's a pub next door and it means a quiet night for me afterwards.
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