JOTD
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I liked this one: A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?” “Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.” The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you have seen a lot of action.” “Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.” The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, “You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.” The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, “You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you made love?” ''1955, ma'am.'' “Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, none since 1955?!” She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, “Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.” The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, “I hope not; it's only 2150 now.”
Brad Deja Moo - When you feel like you've heard the same bull before.
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I liked this one: A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?” “Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.” The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you have seen a lot of action.” “Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.” The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, “You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.” The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, “You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you made love?” ''1955, ma'am.'' “Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, none since 1955?!” She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, “Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.” The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, “I hope not; it's only 2150 now.”
Brad Deja Moo - When you feel like you've heard the same bull before.
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I think it tame enough for the lounge monitor, also it is VERY old.
------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009
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I think it tame enough for the lounge monitor, also it is VERY old.
------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009
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I think it tame enough for the lounge monitor, also it is VERY old.
------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009
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Just noticed the sig - very Wenglish! In Wales quadruple negatives aren't uncommon, as in "I ain't having no breakfast if it ain't got no tomato sauce on it"
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Just noticed the sig - very Wenglish! In Wales quadruple negatives aren't uncommon, as in "I ain't having no breakfast if it ain't got no tomato sauce on it"
neilarnold wrote:
In Wales quadruple negatives aren't uncommon, as in "I ain't having no breakfast if it ain't got no tomato sauce on sclodion with it"
FTFY - at least that's how it seems round here (mid south). "Curry and rice - with sclodion!" etc., etc., etc.
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