My desk has a dent in it in the shape of my forehead.
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Actual call yesterday: "Hi. We are trying to remote into a machine to check to see if it was configured correctly and that the software is working properly. I can't seem to make contact with the machine at your site. Could you tell me if you know where the machine is?" "Yes I am looking right at it now." "Could you tell me if it is powered on and connected?" "I should hope not, it's still in the box." "Oh... ...... ...... well that would explain my inability to connect to it. Thanks very much." Upon informing the person that gave me this assignment. "Oh yea, I forgot to tell you about that. They don't have everything ready yet."
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Actual call yesterday: "Hi. We are trying to remote into a machine to check to see if it was configured correctly and that the software is working properly. I can't seem to make contact with the machine at your site. Could you tell me if you know where the machine is?" "Yes I am looking right at it now." "Could you tell me if it is powered on and connected?" "I should hope not, it's still in the box." "Oh... ...... ...... well that would explain my inability to connect to it. Thanks very much." Upon informing the person that gave me this assignment. "Oh yea, I forgot to tell you about that. They don't have everything ready yet."
Excellent, my boss got a good one this morning, call from client: Client: "Is the database you use for your application suite a standard one, you know, like Excel?" Everyone: *Facedesk*
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Current Weight: 16st. 2lbs 10/10/2009 Target Weight : 14st. Weight lost : 0lbs
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Actual call yesterday: "Hi. We are trying to remote into a machine to check to see if it was configured correctly and that the software is working properly. I can't seem to make contact with the machine at your site. Could you tell me if you know where the machine is?" "Yes I am looking right at it now." "Could you tell me if it is powered on and connected?" "I should hope not, it's still in the box." "Oh... ...... ...... well that would explain my inability to connect to it. Thanks very much." Upon informing the person that gave me this assignment. "Oh yea, I forgot to tell you about that. They don't have everything ready yet."
My forehead has a dent in it in the shape of my desk. Curse these chairs with free-running casters!:mad:
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