What is your dream job?
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I want a job that 0) Regularly challenges me 1) Provides reasonable monetary compensation 2) Provides the opportunity to work from home 3) Provides decent hardware to work on (fast CPU, 8GB RAM, dual 22-inch monitors) 4) Isn't shy about buying the dev tools or code libraries needed to do the job (in a timely fashion) 5) Allows me to be an admin on my computer 6) Doesn't bog me down with frequent (and often pointless) meetings 7) Doesn't require me to be a politician 8) That I can spend enough time at not to be "the new guy".
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Trophy/House Husband. Cook, clean, work out and look good on the wife's arm for social functions. In spare time I could play video games, do some art and fix things around the house. I did darn well at it too until I found this job. We can't afford to only have 1 real income. :(
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Towel Boy at the YWCA.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Would Nigella Lawson tester count as a job? I spotted this link on the page http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2009/10/21/face-of-jesus-in-ikea-toilet-door-sparks-debate-among-shoppers/[^] Never mind Jesus, why did Bo' Selecta's Craaaaaaaaaaaaaig Davis Appear in a toilet door?
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keefb wrote:
That's not Jesus, it's Dumbledor.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Special effects at ILM :)
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Towel Boy at the YWCA.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Do they have a vacancy for a back scrubber?
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They job continues to give a big paycheck and doesn't require me to go to work or do any work.
I didn't get any requirements for the signature
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I want a job that 0) Regularly challenges me 1) Provides reasonable monetary compensation 2) Provides the opportunity to work from home 3) Provides decent hardware to work on (fast CPU, 8GB RAM, dual 22-inch monitors) 4) Isn't shy about buying the dev tools or code libraries needed to do the job (in a timely fashion) 5) Allows me to be an admin on my computer 6) Doesn't bog me down with frequent (and often pointless) meetings 7) Doesn't require me to be a politician 8) That I can spend enough time at not to be "the new guy".
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Do they have a vacancy for a back scrubber?
I haven't checked, but after I finish the fronts, you can assist with the backs.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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The host of The Amazing Race!
--Mike-- Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam
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Towel Boy at the YWCA.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Roger Wright wrote:
Towel Boy at the YWCA.
Then you must learn to sing this song. YMCA - Village People[^]
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