Some advice about hand lotion
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Open your breakfast before you put it on your hands. I know it sounds logical, but so did putting the lotion on first so it had a chance to soak in and not get all over my mini chocolate chip cookies (yes, they truly are the breakfast of champions). Anyway, the epic battle that followed between me and the bag was comical and frustrating. Hopefully this is not an indication of how the rest of the day is going to go.
Brad Deja Moo - When you feel like you've heard the same bull before.
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Open your breakfast before you put it on your hands. I know it sounds logical, but so did putting the lotion on first so it had a chance to soak in and not get all over my mini chocolate chip cookies (yes, they truly are the breakfast of champions). Anyway, the epic battle that followed between me and the bag was comical and frustrating. Hopefully this is not an indication of how the rest of the day is going to go.
Brad Deja Moo - When you feel like you've heard the same bull before.
Have you tired writing with that stuff on your hands? I mean normally my writing is like a 4 yr olds, but with hand cream on it's just hieroglyphics.
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Open your breakfast before you put it on your hands. I know it sounds logical, but so did putting the lotion on first so it had a chance to soak in and not get all over my mini chocolate chip cookies (yes, they truly are the breakfast of champions). Anyway, the epic battle that followed between me and the bag was comical and frustrating. Hopefully this is not an indication of how the rest of the day is going to go.
Brad Deja Moo - When you feel like you've heard the same bull before.
There is a new invention, scissors. :-D
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There is a new invention, scissors. :-D
I thought about that but was too lazy to go find any. After a spending a certain amount of time trying to do something you know should work, it becomes a matter of principle to prove the point. Basically I kept fighting until the lotion on my fingertips came off enough that I could open the bag like a normal person. ;P
Brad Deja Moo - When you feel like you've heard the same bull before.
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Open your breakfast before you put it on your hands. I know it sounds logical, but so did putting the lotion on first so it had a chance to soak in and not get all over my mini chocolate chip cookies (yes, they truly are the breakfast of champions). Anyway, the epic battle that followed between me and the bag was comical and frustrating. Hopefully this is not an indication of how the rest of the day is going to go.
Brad Deja Moo - When you feel like you've heard the same bull before.
I have similar problems opening Bin-Liners and a recently introduced type of seal on 2 litre milk bottles. Sadly this is without the handicap of hand lotion. BTW: -100 man points for using hand lotion in the first place. Chuck Norris uses Bear Grease, from a live Bear!
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Open your breakfast before you put it on your hands. I know it sounds logical, but so did putting the lotion on first so it had a chance to soak in and not get all over my mini chocolate chip cookies (yes, they truly are the breakfast of champions). Anyway, the epic battle that followed between me and the bag was comical and frustrating. Hopefully this is not an indication of how the rest of the day is going to go.
Brad Deja Moo - When you feel like you've heard the same bull before.
Just reading the title of your post, the first thing that came to mind was a running joke in a certain comedy show[^]... Those who have seen it will laugh... Those who haven't will frantically search YouTube... Just make sure you find his stand-up, not the new TV show... The TV show isn't nearly as good
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Open your breakfast before you put it on your hands. I know it sounds logical, but so did putting the lotion on first so it had a chance to soak in and not get all over my mini chocolate chip cookies (yes, they truly are the breakfast of champions). Anyway, the epic battle that followed between me and the bag was comical and frustrating. Hopefully this is not an indication of how the rest of the day is going to go.
Brad Deja Moo - When you feel like you've heard the same bull before.
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I thought about that but was too lazy to go find any. After a spending a certain amount of time trying to do something you know should work, it becomes a matter of principle to prove the point. Basically I kept fighting until the lotion on my fingertips came off enough that I could open the bag like a normal person. ;P
Brad Deja Moo - When you feel like you've heard the same bull before.