AYOJOTD ....
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An Israeli doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor says, 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.' A Russian doctor says, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.' An Illinois doctor, not to be outdone, says, 'you guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House for six months, and now half the country is looking for work. :) When I started reading this, I just wasn't expecting that punch line.
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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An Israeli doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor says, 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.' A Russian doctor says, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.' An Illinois doctor, not to be outdone, says, 'you guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House for six months, and now half the country is looking for work. :) When I started reading this, I just wasn't expecting that punch line.
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
That one has been slightly modified. It used to say "Texas" and not "Illinois". :)
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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That one has been slightly modified. It used to say "Texas" and not "Illinois". :)
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
A common misspelling... :D
Personally, I love the idea that Raymond spends his nights posting bad regexs to mailing lists under the pseudonym of Jane Smith. He'd be like a super hero, only more nerdy and less useful. [Trevel]
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A common misspelling... :D
Personally, I love the idea that Raymond spends his nights posting bad regexs to mailing lists under the pseudonym of Jane Smith. He'd be like a super hero, only more nerdy and less useful. [Trevel]
| FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v serverYes, we can! :rolleyes:
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit