you know you're getting old when...
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Assuming it hasn't died in my junkbox I've still got my 486's HD. It had TSRs for a 255 character keyboard buffer and an in app keystroke handler replacement that would accept multiple simultaneous keystrokes in a DOS app. I wonder if it still works in current versions of windows; for NT4 (3.51????) compatibility I had to remove the caps lock/etc light toggling feature.
3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18
It might not for >= Win 7 (including cousin Vista). I say this without experience, but 7 was where MS first started making major breaks from NT.
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When you see old films (!) about computers and recognise the 8" Drives! When you remember thinking "Hmm, A Mouse? How is that going to be useful?" When 'Proper' Computers Beeped and showed a blank screen except for "C:\>" When RAM was measured in K, even on Mainframes! When people around you were programming in ALGOL, COBOL and PASCAL. When you wandered around school fiddling with a 5 1/4" floppy and you thought this gave you kudos!
------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould
Proper computers: - had flashing lights, preferably in HEX - Memory was itty bitty magnetic donuts - Input was punch cards - Interactive access was by Teletype ASR33 (if you were fortunate) - Storage was on a drum - Really fast storage was 'head-per-track' And you are really really old if you: - Know what a card sorter is AND knew how to program the punch panel I suddenly feel very tired ...
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you can remember when msdn help was actually... you know... helpful *mutters obscenities as she takes it out back to put it out of her misery...*
"mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"
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When you see old films (!) about computers and recognise the 8" Drives! When you remember thinking "Hmm, A Mouse? How is that going to be useful?" When 'Proper' Computers Beeped and showed a blank screen except for "C:\>" When RAM was measured in K, even on Mainframes! When people around you were programming in ALGOL, COBOL and PASCAL. When you wandered around school fiddling with a 5 1/4" floppy and you thought this gave you kudos!
------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould
A floppy? Stevie Wonder records were the only floppy disks in my school. You were young. I remember when walking around with a packet of Goloise plain got you some kudos.
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Proper computers: - had flashing lights, preferably in HEX - Memory was itty bitty magnetic donuts - Input was punch cards - Interactive access was by Teletype ASR33 (if you were fortunate) - Storage was on a drum - Really fast storage was 'head-per-track' And you are really really old if you: - Know what a card sorter is AND knew how to program the punch panel I suddenly feel very tired ...
rollei35guy wrote:
- Interactive access was by Teletype ASR33 (if you were fortunate)
I used to man an HF based, 50 baud link between Antarctica and Pretoria (via SA Air Force, my bit). My 'chat' was over T100 telext machines with Elmux error correction. As I reminisced here last night, sometimes we got as slow as tens of seconds between two characters. Sometimes we resorted to Q-code, blindly sending QSY, QSY. HF is interesting; operating frequencies drop from upper 20's MHz, to lower 5's (scuse the pun, radio people :)) at night.
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you can remember when msdn help was actually... you know... helpful *mutters obscenities as she takes it out back to put it out of her misery...*
"mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"
Wow! You're way older than I thought! ;P
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Proper computers: - had flashing lights, preferably in HEX - Memory was itty bitty magnetic donuts - Input was punch cards - Interactive access was by Teletype ASR33 (if you were fortunate) - Storage was on a drum - Really fast storage was 'head-per-track' And you are really really old if you: - Know what a card sorter is AND knew how to program the punch panel I suddenly feel very tired ...
rollei35guy wrote:
Proper computers
Boot from punched tape. On the other hand, Real computers are programmed with patch cables, using operational amplifiers, resistors, capacitors, and diodes to perform real-time analog computations without the loss of precision inherent in digital systems. ;P
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Christian Graus wrote:
Wow - that's older than me then.
So older than dirt then, right? ;P
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rollei35guy wrote:
Proper computers
Boot from punched tape. On the other hand, Real computers are programmed with patch cables, using operational amplifiers, resistors, capacitors, and diodes to perform real-time analog computations without the loss of precision inherent in digital systems. ;P
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Diagnostics booted from punch tape programmers keyed in their programs using the front panel switches used slide rules instead of calculators
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you can remember when msdn help was actually... you know... helpful *mutters obscenities as she takes it out back to put it out of her misery...*
"mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"
The online help or “Books Online” is just okay, sometimes even good and with relevant examples/sometimes/, but the local search is a joke, it was bad since VS 2005 and now in VS 2008 it doesn’t exists anymore, it’s returning unrelated garbage and it’s slower. For example if I type “anonymous functions” with the C# filter the first result I get is “How to: Configure Initiating Services for Anonymous Dialog Security (Transact-SQL)” with no relevant results in the first page. I’m agree with the one who said previously that the T-SQL help is good every now and then.
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Wow! You're way older than I thought! ;P
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Don’t be so shy, ask her to marry you.
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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you can remember when msdn help was actually... you know... helpful *mutters obscenities as she takes it out back to put it out of her misery...*
"mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"
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Proper computers: - had flashing lights, preferably in HEX - Memory was itty bitty magnetic donuts - Input was punch cards - Interactive access was by Teletype ASR33 (if you were fortunate) - Storage was on a drum - Really fast storage was 'head-per-track' And you are really really old if you: - Know what a card sorter is AND knew how to program the punch panel I suddenly feel very tired ...
Input was punch cards and you had perfected the "jump back" maneuver when you dropped the deck so the cards would just spread out without getting scrambled :thumbsup:
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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Diagnostics booted from punch tape programmers keyed in their programs using the front panel switches used slide rules instead of calculators
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Older than methane.
Software Zen:
delete this;Gary Wheeler wrote:
Older than methane
Well, being THAT old must stink.
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rollei35guy wrote:
used slide rules instead of calculators
hey now. I did that back in 1999. :-O
3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18
Dan Neely wrote:
I did that back in 1999
You must have been in the slow class. :-D Engineering classes were already impossible to pass without a scientific calculator by 1979. Luckily, I found that my slide rule was also an excellent tool for stirring paint, else it would have been tossed aside.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Don’t be so shy, ask her to marry you.
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
Nope, not a chance. I could never marry a girl who likes cream in coffee. It just wouldn't work... :sigh:
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Dan Neely wrote:
I did that back in 1999
You must have been in the slow class. :-D Engineering classes were already impossible to pass without a scientific calculator by 1979. Luckily, I found that my slide rule was also an excellent tool for stirring paint, else it would have been tossed aside.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
I unearthed my Dietzgen while packing to move. I was just in on the switch over to calculators. I would go into finals with an HP45 and the slide rule just in case the HP's batteries gave out.
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Dan Neely wrote:
I did that back in 1999
You must have been in the slow class. :-D Engineering classes were already impossible to pass without a scientific calculator by 1979. Luckily, I found that my slide rule was also an excellent tool for stirring paint, else it would have been tossed aside.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Roger Wright wrote:
You must have been in the slow class. Big Grin
Honors HS Physics actually. My teacher had spent the first 2/3rds of the year, the year before that when I had him for regular physics, and apparently several years prior to that venting about how people had become too addicted to their calculators and were unable to function without them (Idiot Box Dependency). On March 1 he handed out photocopies of Isaac Asimov's The Feeling of Power[^] waited while we read it; and then announced that March was Calculator Free Month and that any Idiot Boxes seen in his class would be confiscated until the end of the day. He followed up with a lecture on using a log table; and a few days later (to give parents time to dig through junk drawers) a second on how to use a slide rule. The results of the test at the end of the month proved him out; it had 2 questions that needed math. Nearly half of his students didn't correctly answer the problem which involved multiplying 10 * 100 * sin45 (value on the blackboard). Even after discounting the people whose problem was with reading comprehension (and used g=9.81m/s instead of 10), :doh: that was an appalling result. Arguably worse was that one of his physics 1 students wasn't able to answer the second problem which merely required doing 2 * 3. :omg:
Roger Wright wrote:
Engineering classes were already impossible to pass without a scientific calculator by 1979.
Unless it was by design I find that hard to believe. A good sliderule has all the functions of a scientific calculator; and a reasonably skilled user can get two digits of precision in a similar amount of time as would be taken to enter them into the calculator; with a vernier scale (a more complicated design) you can get three digits without needing to interpolate. For demonstrating that you understand the concept more precision is almost never needed. Edit: While I didn't see the point in getting that level of speed with a slipstick because in my early teens I could outrace mentally outrace anyone with 4 digit multiplication (eg 123*4 or 12*34); and could beat most calculator jockeys with 5 digits. My performance had slowed a bit by my senior year in HS; but I still kept it up reasonably well to justify never showing work in my
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Nope, not a chance. I could never marry a girl who likes cream in coffee. It just wouldn't work... :sigh:
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Roger Wright wrote:
Nope, not a chance. I could never marry a girl who likes cream in coffee. It just wouldn't work... Sigh
You have to have your standards ...