Hilarious posting
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Saw this on my Facebook account in which I am in the SDTimes group and someone posted this question, needless to say, a few answers were posted publicly... Why did the C++ programmer cross the road? 1) To get some JAVA 2) To visit the optometrist. He wanted to see sharp. 3) To avoid overflow. 4) The Perl(s) were more attractive there. 5) To avoid the Python. 6) The Ruby(s) looked good there. 7) To manually collect his garbage 8) To visit the OBGYN and get an ointment for her VB 9) To GetUpperBound(0); :-D :laugh: Now that's a multiple ummm...inheritance...kinda resembles the oop paradigm... :rolleyes: Enjoy, Tom
#define STOOPID #if STOOPID Console.WriteLine("I'm stoopid!"); #endif
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Saw this on my Facebook account in which I am in the SDTimes group and someone posted this question, needless to say, a few answers were posted publicly... Why did the C++ programmer cross the road? 1) To get some JAVA 2) To visit the optometrist. He wanted to see sharp. 3) To avoid overflow. 4) The Perl(s) were more attractive there. 5) To avoid the Python. 6) The Ruby(s) looked good there. 7) To manually collect his garbage 8) To visit the OBGYN and get an ointment for her VB 9) To GetUpperBound(0); :-D :laugh: Now that's a multiple ummm...inheritance...kinda resembles the oop paradigm... :rolleyes: Enjoy, Tom
#define STOOPID #if STOOPID Console.WriteLine("I'm stoopid!"); #endif
- He was looking for a few pointers.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Saw this on my Facebook account in which I am in the SDTimes group and someone posted this question, needless to say, a few answers were posted publicly... Why did the C++ programmer cross the road? 1) To get some JAVA 2) To visit the optometrist. He wanted to see sharp. 3) To avoid overflow. 4) The Perl(s) were more attractive there. 5) To avoid the Python. 6) The Ruby(s) looked good there. 7) To manually collect his garbage 8) To visit the OBGYN and get an ointment for her VB 9) To GetUpperBound(0); :-D :laugh: Now that's a multiple ummm...inheritance...kinda resembles the oop paradigm... :rolleyes: Enjoy, Tom
#define STOOPID #if STOOPID Console.WriteLine("I'm stoopid!"); #endif
- He wanted to buy a cross product 'cross the bus.
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Saw this on my Facebook account in which I am in the SDTimes group and someone posted this question, needless to say, a few answers were posted publicly... Why did the C++ programmer cross the road? 1) To get some JAVA 2) To visit the optometrist. He wanted to see sharp. 3) To avoid overflow. 4) The Perl(s) were more attractive there. 5) To avoid the Python. 6) The Ruby(s) looked good there. 7) To manually collect his garbage 8) To visit the OBGYN and get an ointment for her VB 9) To GetUpperBound(0); :-D :laugh: Now that's a multiple ummm...inheritance...kinda resembles the oop paradigm... :rolleyes: Enjoy, Tom
#define STOOPID #if STOOPID Console.WriteLine("I'm stoopid!"); #endif
- He was stuck to the chicken... Well, no-one else was going to say it!
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. This message is made of fully recyclable Zeros and Ones "Rumour has it that if you play Microsoft CDs backwards you will hear Satanic messages.Worse still, is that if you play them forwards they will install Windows"
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- He was stuck to the chicken... Well, no-one else was going to say it!
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. This message is made of fully recyclable Zeros and Ones "Rumour has it that if you play Microsoft CDs backwards you will hear Satanic messages.Worse still, is that if you play them forwards they will install Windows"
+5 :laugh:
#define STOOPID #if STOOPID Console.WriteLine("I'm stoopid!"); #endif
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Saw this on my Facebook account in which I am in the SDTimes group and someone posted this question, needless to say, a few answers were posted publicly... Why did the C++ programmer cross the road? 1) To get some JAVA 2) To visit the optometrist. He wanted to see sharp. 3) To avoid overflow. 4) The Perl(s) were more attractive there. 5) To avoid the Python. 6) The Ruby(s) looked good there. 7) To manually collect his garbage 8) To visit the OBGYN and get an ointment for her VB 9) To GetUpperBound(0); :-D :laugh: Now that's a multiple ummm...inheritance...kinda resembles the oop paradigm... :rolleyes: Enjoy, Tom
#define STOOPID #if STOOPID Console.WriteLine("I'm stoopid!"); #endif
