Sorry about the last one, but it's a Monday...
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A teacher is explaining biology to her students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered, but it killed her.' The teacher, asked the girl what she meant. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the garden with my kitty , and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence!' 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher. 'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went "Sssss", "Sssss", "Sssss"' but before she could say "sh*t"', the Rottweiler ate her!
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. This message is made of fully recyclable Zeros and Ones "Rumour has it that if you play Microsoft CDs backwards you will hear Satanic messages.Worse still, is that if you play them forwards they will install Windows"
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A teacher is explaining biology to her students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered, but it killed her.' The teacher, asked the girl what she meant. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the garden with my kitty , and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence!' 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher. 'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went "Sssss", "Sssss", "Sssss"' but before she could say "sh*t"', the Rottweiler ate her!
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. This message is made of fully recyclable Zeros and Ones "Rumour has it that if you play Microsoft CDs backwards you will hear Satanic messages.Worse still, is that if you play them forwards they will install Windows"
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Wrong job, you should be doing the comedy circuit around Benidorm :)
Software Kinetics (requires SL3 beta) - Moving software
I.e. you want me as far away as possible? :laugh:
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. This message is made of fully recyclable Zeros and Ones "Rumour has it that if you play Microsoft CDs backwards you will hear Satanic messages.Worse still, is that if you play them forwards they will install Windows"
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I.e. you want me as far away as possible? :laugh:
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. This message is made of fully recyclable Zeros and Ones "Rumour has it that if you play Microsoft CDs backwards you will hear Satanic messages.Worse still, is that if you play them forwards they will install Windows"
Did I say that? :)
Software Kinetics (requires SL3 beta) - Moving software
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A teacher is explaining biology to her students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered, but it killed her.' The teacher, asked the girl what she meant. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the garden with my kitty , and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence!' 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher. 'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went "Sssss", "Sssss", "Sssss"' but before she could say "sh*t"', the Rottweiler ate her!
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. This message is made of fully recyclable Zeros and Ones "Rumour has it that if you play Microsoft CDs backwards you will hear Satanic messages.Worse still, is that if you play them forwards they will install Windows"
... Little Jonny then added "Miss, I once made a cat bark!" When the teacher asked him how, he replied "It's easy. You just cover it with petrol and woooof!!"
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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... Little Jonny then added "Miss, I once made a cat bark!" When the teacher asked him how, he replied "It's easy. You just cover it with petrol and woooof!!"
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Ta Da! :)
Software Kinetics (requires SL3 beta) - Moving software
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... Little Jonny then added "Miss, I once made a cat bark!" When the teacher asked him how, he replied "It's easy. You just cover it with petrol and woooof!!"
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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A teacher is explaining biology to her students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered, but it killed her.' The teacher, asked the girl what she meant. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the garden with my kitty , and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence!' 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher. 'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went "Sssss", "Sssss", "Sssss"' but before she could say "sh*t"', the Rottweiler ate her!
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. This message is made of fully recyclable Zeros and Ones "Rumour has it that if you play Microsoft CDs backwards you will hear Satanic messages.Worse still, is that if you play them forwards they will install Windows"
I have to say a very good one!!! thanks
You have the thought that modern physics just relay on assumptions, that somehow depends on a smile of a cat, which isn’t there.( Albert Einstein)
