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You jest, but I think that's a real possibility!
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No, "Indian man" is an oxymoron, "American man" is a redundancy because American males are automatically assumed to be men until they prove themselves not to be.
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EliottA wrote:
You are an inch from homeless...
Sometimes being homeless doesn't sound that bad! I got accused of "scrutinizing" her yesterday when I asked, why was she washing the cheese. :sigh: Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote:
Sometimes being homeless doesn't sound that bad!
Exactly! No homeless ever worried about mortgage or college tuition. :)
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No, "Indian man" is an oxymoron, "American man" is a redundancy because American males are automatically assumed to be men until they prove themselves not to be.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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Jim Crafton wrote:
[...] when we do go to Poland [...]
That explains it all. American coffee is /generally/ very week; where else can you get a de-caf espresso. How is she making the coffee? Here maybe the soltion, buy her a good espresso machine for Christmas and find a roaster in NYC who will supply a very strong espresso grind for her. You will gain 837,493[1] attaboys for it. [1] 1,000,000,000 attaboys can be exchanged with the wife for 'that'[2]. [2] No, the other thing that she did before you married her.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
[2] No, the other thing that she did before you married her.
You seem to think that stopped.
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Being elected to a political position is the same as admitting to being a non-man (yet not a female either).
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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I consume whole beans, and grind them in my throat by flexing my testicles for 20 seconds. Once they've been sufficiently ground (the beans, not the testicles), I pour boiling water into my mouth and let the tissues of my stomach filter the caffeine directly into my bloodstream. That's the correct way to make "instant" coffee. Evacuation of the resulting waste product is probably best left for another discussion (probably in a completely different universe so as not to offend the overly abundant pansies that inhabit this forum). EDIT =============== BTW, how's that 3-d monkeyturkey thing coming along?
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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I don't usually work from home, but today is one of those times when I decided to. Thus I was privileged to see how my wife makes coffee. I should mention that she is not really a morning person. Watching her "process" now explains several things, one, why she doesn't always like the coffee she gets, two, why we can go through so much. Apparently her technique is to use about 2 coffee cups worth of water. Then stumble over to where the grounds are kept and dump, not spoon, in coffee till the filter is almost completely full. It seems to me this is not the best way to make coffee, but what do I know, I'm just a man.
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Repost!! There's been a long thread about coffee already. :)
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I consume whole beans, and grind them in my throat by flexing my testicles for 20 seconds. Once they've been sufficiently ground (the beans, not the testicles), I pour boiling water into my mouth and let the tissues of my stomach filter the caffeine directly into my bloodstream. That's the correct way to make "instant" coffee. Evacuation of the resulting waste product is probably best left for another discussion (probably in a completely different universe so as not to offend the overly abundant pansies that inhabit this forum). EDIT =============== BTW, how's that 3-d monkeyturkey thing coming along?
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001Coffee is for women who can't wake up in the morning so I fail to see how you can use your testicles to assist. Post-op?
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I consume whole beans, and grind them in my throat by flexing my testicles for 20 seconds. Once they've been sufficiently ground (the beans, not the testicles), I pour boiling water into my mouth and let the tissues of my stomach filter the caffeine directly into my bloodstream. That's the correct way to make "instant" coffee. Evacuation of the resulting waste product is probably best left for another discussion (probably in a completely different universe so as not to offend the overly abundant pansies that inhabit this forum). EDIT =============== BTW, how's that 3-d monkeyturkey thing coming along?
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Once they've been sufficiently ground (the beans, not the testicles)
Of course, nothing much left to be ground with the latter, I guess. :laugh:
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Being elected to a political position is the same as admitting to being a non-man (yet not a female either).
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001This explains why they keep smiling when you tell one to "go **** yourself!" ... they're hermaphrodites!
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Marc Clifton wrote:
Sometimes being homeless doesn't sound that bad!
Exactly! No homeless ever worried about mortgage or college tuition. :)
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Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:
No homeless ever worried about mortgage or college tuition.
Or taxes! Marc
I'm not overthinking the problem, I just felt like I needed a small, unimportant, uninteresting rant! - Martin Hart Turner
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No, "Indian man" is an oxymoron, "American man" is a redundancy because American males are automatically assumed to be men until they prove themselves not to be.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
No, "Indian man" is an oxymoron, "American man" is a redundancy because American males are automatically assumed to be men until they prove themselves not to be.
Just in case it's not fully clear what John's saying here, India and America are completely complementary from a gender perspective; Indian men are effeminate, American women are butch :rolleyes:
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
grind them in my throat by flexing my testicles
That's not your throat :~ ...
OSDev :)
Picky, picky, pick, these are mere technicalities!
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
No, "Indian man" is an oxymoron, "American man" is a redundancy because American males are automatically assumed to be men until they prove themselves not to be.
Just in case it's not fully clear what John's saying here, India and America are completely complementary from a gender perspective; Indian men are effeminate, American women are butch :rolleyes:
Regards, Nish
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My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com linkBut we're not talking about the women.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Yeah that did occur to me right after I hit submit. But what the hell, you gotta live dangerously from time to time.
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Jim Crafton wrote:
But what the hell, you gotta live dangerously from time to time.
I definitely try that from time to time. The worst was when I faked a toilet overflow on the $7000 tile floor that she paid for as part of the kitchen / main floor upgrade. The toilet was running for about 20 minutes so I got up to look and I exclaimed "OMG, Kathy" I have never seen her run so fast in my life.
John
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I have no idea. Actually, yeah it was this time, but I don't know if that's "normal" or not. I've given up trying to help with this one. I've bought all sorts of different coffee here in NYC, and none of it meets her standards. Granted when we do go to Poland, they do have good coffee there, but I find it somewhat hard to understand how *nothing* in the US is up to snuff. Oh well, chalk it up to one of life's little mysteries :)
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You think that's bad, you should try being English and trying to get a decent cup of tea. Once you are out of the UK it's seemingly impossible.
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This explains why they keep smiling when you tell one to "go **** yourself!" ... they're hermaphrodites!
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EliottA wrote:
You are an inch from homeless...
Sometimes being homeless doesn't sound that bad! I got accused of "scrutinizing" her yesterday when I asked, why was she washing the cheese. :sigh: Marc
I'm not overthinking the problem, I just felt like I needed a small, unimportant, uninteresting rant! - Martin Hart Turner
Marc Clifton wrote:
I asked, why was she washing the cheese.
Something almost anyone would have asked, I suspect? I know I would have…
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