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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    No, "Indian man" is an oxymoron, "American man" is a redundancy because American males are automatically assumed to be men until they prove themselves not to be.

    .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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    Nish Nishant
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    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

    No, "Indian man" is an oxymoron, "American man" is a redundancy because American males are automatically assumed to be men until they prove themselves not to be.

    Just in case it's not fully clear what John's saying here, India and America are completely complementary from a gender perspective; Indian men are effeminate, American women are butch :rolleyes:

    Regards, Nish


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      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

      grind them in my throat by flexing my testicles

      That's not your throat :~ ...

      OSDev :)

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      Jim Crafton
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      Picky, picky, pick, these are mere technicalities!

      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

        No, "Indian man" is an oxymoron, "American man" is a redundancy because American males are automatically assumed to be men until they prove themselves not to be.

        Just in case it's not fully clear what John's saying here, India and America are completely complementary from a gender perspective; Indian men are effeminate, American women are butch :rolleyes:

        Regards, Nish


        Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
        My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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        realJSOP
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        But we're not talking about the women.

        .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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        "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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        • J Jim Crafton

          Yeah that did occur to me right after I hit submit. But what the hell, you gotta live dangerously from time to time.

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          John M Drescher
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          Jim Crafton wrote:

          But what the hell, you gotta live dangerously from time to time.

          I definitely try that from time to time. The worst was when I faked a toilet overflow on the $7000 tile floor that she paid for as part of the kitchen / main floor upgrade. The toilet was running for about 20 minutes so I got up to look and I exclaimed "OMG, Kathy" I have never seen her run so fast in my life.

          John

          modified on Monday, December 21, 2009 1:35 PM

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          • J Jim Crafton

            I have no idea. Actually, yeah it was this time, but I don't know if that's "normal" or not. I've given up trying to help with this one. I've bought all sorts of different coffee here in NYC, and none of it meets her standards. Granted when we do go to Poland, they do have good coffee there, but I find it somewhat hard to understand how *nothing* in the US is up to snuff. Oh well, chalk it up to one of life's little mysteries :)

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            Dan Neely
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            Well the next time you go there find out what her favorite local brand is and track down an import/export place willing to ship you a case or two. :cool:

            3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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            • K Keith Barrow

              You think that's bad, you should try being English and trying to get a decent cup of tea. Once you are out of the UK it's seemingly impossible.

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              peterchen
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              As Limey said, you have very good chances in Germany, when you know a few places.

              Personally, I love the idea that Raymond spends his nights posting bad regexs to mailing lists under the pseudonym of Jane Smith. He'd be like a super hero, only more nerdy and less useful. [Trevel]
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              • G Gary Wheeler

                This explains why they keep smiling when you tell one to "go **** yourself!" ... they're hermaphrodites!

                Software Zen: delete this;

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                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                Your post reminds me of Rammstein's song Zwitter[^] :)

                -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                • M Marc Clifton

                  EliottA wrote:

                  You are an inch from homeless...

                  Sometimes being homeless doesn't sound that bad! I got accused of "scrutinizing" her yesterday when I asked, why was she washing the cheese. :sigh: Marc

                  Will work for food. Interacx

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                  Stuart Dootson
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                  Marc Clifton wrote:

                  I asked, why was she washing the cheese.

                  Something almost anyone would have asked, I suspect? I know I would have…

                  Java, Basic, who cares - it's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippy cr*p

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                  • M Marc Clifton

                    EliottA wrote:

                    You are an inch from homeless...

                    Sometimes being homeless doesn't sound that bad! I got accused of "scrutinizing" her yesterday when I asked, why was she washing the cheese. :sigh: Marc

                    Will work for food. Interacx

                    I'm not overthinking the problem, I just felt like I needed a small, unimportant, uninteresting rant! - Martin Hart Turner

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                    FyreWyrm
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                    Marc Clifton wrote:

                    washing the cheese

                    You're lucky she washed it before giving it to you after it fell on the floor. Just because you asked, next time it won't get washed. *crunch* This cheese is kinda gritty. What kind is it again? *crunch*

                    Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                    • J Jim Crafton

                      OK, sounds good!

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                      realJSOP
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                      Email sent with link to download.

                      .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                      "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                      • N Nish Nishant

                        Well I drink microwaved Nescafe instant coffee.

                        Regards, Nish


                        Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                        My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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                        Ravi Bhavnani
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                        I did that for two decades, until I discovered the thrill of real coffee.  Now, my coffee-making operation takes 15 minutes and gives me hours of joy. /ravi

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