Twelve Days of Testing
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On the first day of testing my software gave to me a crash on exit at the end. On the second day of testing my software gave to me two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the third day of testing my software gave to me three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the forth day of testing my software gave to me four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the fifth day of testing my software gave to me five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the sixth day of testing my software gave to me six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the seventh day of testing my software gave to me seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the eighth day of testing my software gave to me eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the ninth day of testing my software gave to me nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the tenth day of testing my software gave to me ten loops a thrashing, nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the eleventh day of testing my software gave to me eleven colours clashing, ten loops a thrashing, nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the twelfth day of testing my software gave to me twelve pages hanging, eleven colours clashing, ten loops a thrashing, nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end.
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
On the third day of testing my software gave to me...
A pain in the ass, so I handed the testing off to a junior programmer.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
On the third day of testing my software gave to me...
A pain in the ass, so I handed the testing off to a junior programmer.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001And who, pray tell, signed off the development? It's just that type of slacking which has caused global warming, the credit crunch and Mrs Wife being p'ed because I had a 'refresher' at beer lunch time.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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And who, pray tell, signed off the development? It's just that type of slacking which has caused global warming, the credit crunch and Mrs Wife being p'ed because I had a 'refresher' at beer lunch time.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Well, being the programmer that write the code, you certainly don't want to be the one testing it. Besides, the description of the problems above would most certainly not be an issue with modern compilers and IDEs. Missing functions? Not possible to compile, much less test.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Well, being the programmer that write the code, you certainly don't want to be the one testing it. Besides, the description of the problems above would most certainly not be an issue with modern compilers and IDEs. Missing functions? Not possible to compile, much less test.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John, it's three something after lunch here the day before the night before Christmas. Right now I'm screaming #bad# words because the frakin eejits at M$ think it's a good idea to overwrite my code because the IDE thinks its kack is better. I will be drinking, heavily, tonight.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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On the first day of testing my software gave to me a crash on exit at the end. On the second day of testing my software gave to me two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the third day of testing my software gave to me three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the forth day of testing my software gave to me four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the fifth day of testing my software gave to me five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the sixth day of testing my software gave to me six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the seventh day of testing my software gave to me seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the eighth day of testing my software gave to me eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the ninth day of testing my software gave to me nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the tenth day of testing my software gave to me ten loops a thrashing, nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the eleventh day of testing my software gave to me eleven colours clashing, ten loops a thrashing, nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the twelfth day of testing my software gave to me twelve pages hanging, eleven colours clashing, ten loops a thrashing, nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end.
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On the first day of testing my software gave to me a crash on exit at the end. On the second day of testing my software gave to me two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the third day of testing my software gave to me three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the forth day of testing my software gave to me four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the fifth day of testing my software gave to me five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the sixth day of testing my software gave to me six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the seventh day of testing my software gave to me seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the eighth day of testing my software gave to me eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the ninth day of testing my software gave to me nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the tenth day of testing my software gave to me ten loops a thrashing, nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the eleventh day of testing my software gave to me eleven colours clashing, ten loops a thrashing, nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the twelfth day of testing my software gave to me twelve pages hanging, eleven colours clashing, ten loops a thrashing, nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end.
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John, it's three something after lunch here the day before the night before Christmas. Right now I'm screaming #bad# words because the frakin eejits at M$ think it's a good idea to overwrite my code because the IDE thinks its kack is better. I will be drinking, heavily, tonight.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Boy do I know that one! It could at least give a "It looks like you have a working program. Would you like me to add the bugs in for you ? Yes / No" popup
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On the first day of testing my software gave to me a crash on exit at the end. On the second day of testing my software gave to me two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the third day of testing my software gave to me three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the forth day of testing my software gave to me four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the fifth day of testing my software gave to me five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the sixth day of testing my software gave to me six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the seventh day of testing my software gave to me seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the eighth day of testing my software gave to me eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the ninth day of testing my software gave to me nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the tenth day of testing my software gave to me ten loops a thrashing, nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the eleventh day of testing my software gave to me eleven colours clashing, ten loops a thrashing, nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the twelfth day of testing my software gave to me twelve pages hanging, eleven colours clashing, ten loops a thrashing, nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end.
Your software get better, now you must add paid online support and you will have "enterprise product". :laugh:
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On the first day of testing my software gave to me a crash on exit at the end. On the second day of testing my software gave to me two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the third day of testing my software gave to me three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the forth day of testing my software gave to me four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the fifth day of testing my software gave to me five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the sixth day of testing my software gave to me six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the seventh day of testing my software gave to me seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the eighth day of testing my software gave to me eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the ninth day of testing my software gave to me nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the tenth day of testing my software gave to me ten loops a thrashing, nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the eleventh day of testing my software gave to me eleven colours clashing, ten loops a thrashing, nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the twelfth day of testing my software gave to me twelve pages hanging, eleven colours clashing, ten loops a thrashing, nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end.
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On the first day of testing my software gave to me a crash on exit at the end. On the second day of testing my software gave to me two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the third day of testing my software gave to me three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the forth day of testing my software gave to me four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the fifth day of testing my software gave to me five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the sixth day of testing my software gave to me six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the seventh day of testing my software gave to me seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the eighth day of testing my software gave to me eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the ninth day of testing my software gave to me nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the tenth day of testing my software gave to me ten loops a thrashing, nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the eleventh day of testing my software gave to me eleven colours clashing, ten loops a thrashing, nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the twelfth day of testing my software gave to me twelve pages hanging, eleven colours clashing, ten loops a thrashing, nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end.
