Clients from Hell
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Client: Can you make the colors on the website warm like a cheetah?
So I created the design around a warm color palette (oranges, yellows) and sent the proof off.
Client: No, I wanted blue.
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Client: Can you make the colors on the website warm like a cheetah?
So I created the design around a warm color palette (oranges, yellows) and sent the proof off.
Client: No, I wanted blue.
you TOTALY made my day.
///////////////// Groucho Marx Those are my principles, if you don't like them… I have others.
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Client: Can you make the colors on the website warm like a cheetah?
So I created the design around a warm color palette (oranges, yellows) and sent the proof off.
Client: No, I wanted blue.
Most excellent :laugh:
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Client: Can you make the colors on the website warm like a cheetah?
So I created the design around a warm color palette (oranges, yellows) and sent the proof off.
Client: No, I wanted blue.
I think it's gold.:thumbsup:
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Client: Can you make the colors on the website warm like a cheetah?
So I created the design around a warm color palette (oranges, yellows) and sent the proof off.
Client: No, I wanted blue.
Guess you failed to research the species native to their planet
I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt
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Client: Can you make the colors on the website warm like a cheetah?
So I created the design around a warm color palette (oranges, yellows) and sent the proof off.
Client: No, I wanted blue.
My favorites:
"The logo with the goose and buoy should be the main focus of the ad. Make sure to have some fried chicken legs somewhere. Add a few lady bugs, maybe two or more? The company’s main color is yellow. Also, please make this christmas themed." "Can you make sure nobody links to our site on MySpace, Facebook, or anything like that? We don’t want to be unprofessional." "Client: [when briefing a designer] I am not going to tell you anything, because I don’t want to limit your creativity." "The grass in your rendering looks too clean cut and cared for. The maintenance crew doesn’t want to guarantee that it will be kept up that well. Can you make it more overgrown and brown with some dead patches in it?"
:wtf: :laugh:
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Client: Can you make the colors on the website warm like a cheetah?
So I created the design around a warm color palette (oranges, yellows) and sent the proof off.
Client: No, I wanted blue.
That's gotta be the most addictive site I've seen in ages. It's like a train wreck. You just can't tear yourself away from it.
Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Copywriting Services
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Client: Can you make the colors on the website warm like a cheetah?
So I created the design around a warm color palette (oranges, yellows) and sent the proof off.
Client: No, I wanted blue.
Client: “The password for the CMS doesn’t work.”
Me: “What password did you use?”
Client: [Password]
Me: “This password is wrong.”
Client: “Ok, thanks.”
[2 Minutes Later]
Client: ” ‘Wrong’ doesn’t work either.”
Classic! :laugh: :laugh:
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"