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    Marc Clifton
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    My girlfriend was getting her hair cut yesterday, and the hairdresser had the following story to relate: "When I had been married for 2 months, my wife worked in the salon with me, and it was fashionable to sell wigs in those days. So, my wife would wear a different wig each day to promote wig sales. One day, I was getting gas and someone I knew came up to me and said 'You disgust me. You're the worst person I know'. I asked him what in the world he was talking about, and he said 'You've been married for only 2 months and I've seen you this week with four different women!!!'" (all of which, were, of course, his wife) Marc

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      My girlfriend was getting her hair cut yesterday, and the hairdresser had the following story to relate: "When I had been married for 2 months, my wife worked in the salon with me, and it was fashionable to sell wigs in those days. So, my wife would wear a different wig each day to promote wig sales. One day, I was getting gas and someone I knew came up to me and said 'You disgust me. You're the worst person I know'. I asked him what in the world he was talking about, and he said 'You've been married for only 2 months and I've seen you this week with four different women!!!'" (all of which, were, of course, his wife) Marc

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      Megan Forbes
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      :laugh::laugh: Which goes to prove, people should be less judgemental!


      Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator. - Marc Clifton

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        My girlfriend was getting her hair cut yesterday, and the hairdresser had the following story to relate: "When I had been married for 2 months, my wife worked in the salon with me, and it was fashionable to sell wigs in those days. So, my wife would wear a different wig each day to promote wig sales. One day, I was getting gas and someone I knew came up to me and said 'You disgust me. You're the worst person I know'. I asked him what in the world he was talking about, and he said 'You've been married for only 2 months and I've seen you this week with four different women!!!'" (all of which, were, of course, his wife) Marc

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        Mauricio Ritter
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        LOL :-D Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 MRitter :jig: I've gone sending to outer space, to find another race :jig:

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          :laugh::laugh: Which goes to prove, people should be less judgemental!


          Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator. - Marc Clifton

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          Brian Delahunty
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          Megan Forbes wrote: people should be less judgemental! Exactly. Especially when they know nothing about what they are talking about. Authorities on Everything, Experts on nothing.. really annoys me. Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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            :laugh::laugh: Which goes to prove, people should be less judgemental!


            Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator. - Marc Clifton

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            Tim Smith
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            :confused: "Sir, excuse me. I was noticing that you are, well at least it appears that you are stabbing your wife to death. Now, Lord knows I wouldn't want to be too judgmental, so before I attempt to intervene, I felt it would be best to query you as to your intent." :) Tim Smith "Programmers are always surrounded by complexity; we can not avoid it... If our basic tool, the language in which we design and code our programs, is also complicated, the language itself becomes part of the problem rather that part of the solution." Hoare - 1980 ACM Turing Award Lecture

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              My girlfriend was getting her hair cut yesterday, and the hairdresser had the following story to relate: "When I had been married for 2 months, my wife worked in the salon with me, and it was fashionable to sell wigs in those days. So, my wife would wear a different wig each day to promote wig sales. One day, I was getting gas and someone I knew came up to me and said 'You disgust me. You're the worst person I know'. I asked him what in the world he was talking about, and he said 'You've been married for only 2 months and I've seen you this week with four different women!!!'" (all of which, were, of course, his wife) Marc

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              Mike Epprecht
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              Marc Clifton wrote: 'You've been married for only 2 months and I've seen you this week with four different women!!!'" (all of which, were, of course, his wife) Yup, he can stick with that story, but we still won't believe him. Cheers Mike Johannesburg, South Africa

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                :confused: "Sir, excuse me. I was noticing that you are, well at least it appears that you are stabbing your wife to death. Now, Lord knows I wouldn't want to be too judgmental, so before I attempt to intervene, I felt it would be best to query you as to your intent." :) Tim Smith "Programmers are always surrounded by complexity; we can not avoid it... If our basic tool, the language in which we design and code our programs, is also complicated, the language itself becomes part of the problem rather that part of the solution." Hoare - 1980 ACM Turing Award Lecture

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                Megan Forbes
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                Everything in moderation I guess :-D


                Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator. - Marc Clifton

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