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  • H hairy_hats

    And don't get me started on the word "boffin". :mad:

    I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine

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    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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    And just what is wrong with boffin? my uncle was a boffin and proud of it, that the fighter boys actually had a name for them was a source of pride and showed that thier work was worthwhile

    Go away and research the subject, analyze the options for and against, understand the problem and them come back when you agree with me.

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    • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

      And just what is wrong with boffin? my uncle was a boffin and proud of it, that the fighter boys actually had a name for them was a source of pride and showed that thier work was worthwhile

      Go away and research the subject, analyze the options for and against, understand the problem and them come back when you agree with me.

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      Dalek Dave
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      Boffin is better than Squints.

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      • J JHizzle

        To be fair, one team of devs i worked with pioneered the use of the term "thingamydoobryfandango" to describe a proposed module which got picked up within the group. Sadly he also managed to bring back the Bullseye catchphrase when things went well of "Super, smashing, great".

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        Dalek Dave
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        Did you 'see what you coulda won"?

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          Did you 'see what you coulda won"?

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          JHizzle
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          "And Bully's Star Prize: 180!....records returned. Woo" - December 5th, 2AM, problematic web service. :)

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            http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20100112/sc_livescience/surprisingseaslugishalfplanthalfanimal[^]

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            John M Drescher
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            Here is my favorite: Warning video content: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3433507052114896375#[^]

            John

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            • D Dalek Dave

              That is what I meant about it being a heterotroph. It doesn't produce chlorophyl. It is like saying that because you have a cotten shirt and wheat in your stomach you must be a plant. Imagine the Job Interview... Editor: "So What Qualifications do you have?" Potential Journalist: "I have a First in Mediaeval History". E: "Do you know anything about science?" PJ: "No, I studied history!" E: "Good, You can be a Science Correspondent". PJ: "?" E: "I don't want you cluttering up space with cleverness, I just want a good story". PJ: "What's the salary and I can't do Wednesdays".

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              Dan Neely
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              Sounds about right. As a friend of mine put it a few years ago: "Journalism is about the only career field where you can graduate with honors from a top name school and only be able to get a $30/year job in a large city, with, barring a a very low odds event (becoming a superstar) minimal chances of raises above the level of inflation." Anyone with an actual science/engineering degree can get a much better paying job doing something else, and journalists who "sell out" to do PR/Advertising/etc can instantly catapult themselves into the middle class. As a result the industry is full of the stupid and the highly idealistic. The latter unfortunately lean towards philosophies that put feelings above facts and are nearly as worthless as the former.

              3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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              • J John M Drescher

                Here is my favorite: Warning video content: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3433507052114896375#[^]

                John

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                Dalek Dave
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                My Fave[^]

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  No, it is not half plant. First of all it is a Gastropod Molusc, therefore kingdom Animalia. Second the cells may well contain chloroplasts, but that is not an indicator of being a plant, as Algae contain chloroplasts and are not in the in the kingdom Plantae, but in proposed as Bacteria. There is also the case that a sea slug is a protostome, (it does not invaginate to form an anus). Therefore it is an animal. It must also be noted that the creature in point is still a heterotroph, again making it animal. Sorry, what you have there is an unusual animal, not a plant by any scientific definition. (There are many other factors, I won't go on I promise, but they all point to it being a fully animal lifeform, not some strange admixture of two kingdoms).

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                  Simon P Stevens
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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  invaginate to form an anus

                  Dave, what you do in your own time is your private business, just please don't share it. ;)

                  Simon

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                  • S Simon P Stevens

                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    invaginate to form an anus

                    Dave, what you do in your own time is your private business, just please don't share it. ;)

                    Simon

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Interesting word 'Vagina', in French it is Le Vagina, Masculine! This is because of it's Latin Root, Vaginus, meaning Sheath for a Sword. Go Figure.

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                      My Fave[^]

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                      Steve Dubyo
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                      I'll play! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star-nosed_Mole

                      ;-]

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                      • S Steve Dubyo

                        I'll play! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star-nosed_Mole

                        ;-]

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                        hairy_hats
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                        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echidna[^]

                        I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine

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                        • H hairy_hats

                          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echidna[^]

                          I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          Yer kiddin yeah?!

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                            Yer kiddin yeah?!

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                            hairy_hats
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                            Have you got a four-headed penis? No don't answer!

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                            • N Nagy Vilmos

                              Clara Moskowitz wrote:

                              A green sea slug appears to be part animal, part plant. It's the first critter discovered to produce the plant pigment chlorophyll.

                              I'm sorry, but when a science journalist uses the word 'critter' I worry for the future of civilisation. 'Creature', 'Animal', 'Member of the Kennedy Family' are all acceptible, but I think critter is just too dumb; even for CNN.


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                              Abhinav S
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                              Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                              critter

                              Very soon someone will release a horror movie based on this 'critter'...

                              There are only 10 types of people in this world — those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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                              • H hairy_hats

                                Have you got a four-headed penis? No don't answer!

                                I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine

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                                John M Drescher
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                                Never heard of that. Thanks.

                                John

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                                • H hairy_hats

                                  Have you got a four-headed penis? No don't answer!

                                  I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  One is enough! Fnar Fnar!

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                                    Interesting word 'Vagina', in French it is Le Vagina, Masculine! This is because of it's Latin Root, Vaginus, meaning Sheath for a Sword. Go Figure.

                                    ------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce

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                                    wolfbinary
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                                    Just cover it often. :laugh:

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      No, it is not half plant. First of all it is a Gastropod Molusc, therefore kingdom Animalia. Second the cells may well contain chloroplasts, but that is not an indicator of being a plant, as Algae contain chloroplasts and are not in the in the kingdom Plantae, but in proposed as Bacteria. There is also the case that a sea slug is a protostome, (it does not invaginate to form an anus). Therefore it is an animal. It must also be noted that the creature in point is still a heterotroph, again making it animal. Sorry, what you have there is an unusual animal, not a plant by any scientific definition. (There are many other factors, I won't go on I promise, but they all point to it being a fully animal lifeform, not some strange admixture of two kingdoms).

                                      ------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce

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                                      Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                                      But in school we used a much simpler approach ... IsPlant = (does it have cell walls)

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                                        But in school we used a much simpler approach ... IsPlant = (does it have cell walls)

                                        Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane

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                                        Dalek Dave
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                                        Some Prokaryotes have cell walls, but they are not plants. Algae have cell walls, what about the simpler flagellates? Fungi? Archaea? Your definitions are out of date I'm afraid. Even a mammalian ovum has a psuedo cell wall, it is hardly a cucumber :)

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                                        • J John M Drescher

                                          Here is my favorite: Warning video content: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3433507052114896375#[^]

                                          John

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                                          PJ Arends
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                                          I like this one[^]


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