900 to go!

[Keith Barrow]

I think Steve Harris's pun was just criminal, I hope he doesn't make bail he's* not deserving of it. * OK I like laboured puns. Also, Bailey's is a women's drink.

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[Dalek Dave]

We'll keep going to the Bitter end

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[John M Drescher]

keefb wrote:

Nearly at 1 000,000

Okay, I am lost. I woke up late and have not had my usual dose of coffee. What the heck are you guys talking about? [EDIT]Oh, I see now. Messages in the lounge. [/EDIT]

John

[Keith Barrow]

That's The spirit, I should stop wineing!

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[Dalek Dave]

I wouldn't go Advocaating that opinion about Baileys. By the way, is Mai-Tai straight?

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[Keith Barrow]

Nearly 1,000,000 posts in the lounge.

CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!) 37!?!! - Randall, Clerks

[phannon86]

This thread will become lager than life!

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

[Dalek Dave]

David will have a look Guinness pun book to pull a good 'un out.

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[Keith Barrow]

No need to be sake!

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[Dalek Dave]

Most of 'em rubbish :)

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[Abhinav S]

This is going to be a looooong thread - one will just have to grin and beer it.

There are only 10 types of people in this world — those who understand binary, and those who don't.

[Abhinav S]

Dalek Dave wrote:

Most of 'em rubbish

...and the remaining deal with alcohol in one way or another. :)

There are only 10 types of people in this world — those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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[Keith Barrow]

Mon Sherry, We've already had that one!

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[merridus]

That's an astout observation. He must have missed that one.

- Rob

[Dalek Dave]

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

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[dan sh]

Let me contribute as well. :-D

50-50-90 rule: Anytime I have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability I'll get it wrong...!!

[merridus]

It also made me mildly ill last time I had some.

- Rob

[Dalek Dave]

I wonder if any of the lady CPers has a good pun in Cider

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[Tim Deveaux]

Ah - that would be a lass with a rye sense of humor...

[Keith Barrow]

One that could scotch such comments...

CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!) 37!?!! - Randall, Clerks