What is the quality of a good tip?
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At least 10% of the value of the meal ;P
I multiply the tax by 2 and round up to the nearest dollar.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
I'm thinking of writing a tip. My past tips have not gone so well, they don't get a lot of views or votes and the votes are not so great, I don't think the tip is all that bad. I think a tip should be be a short bit of experience you can offer, not a full article. What are your thoughts? What makes a good tip?
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." -- Albert Einstein
Maybe your tips just suck.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
I'm thinking of writing a tip. My past tips have not gone so well, they don't get a lot of views or votes and the votes are not so great, I don't think the tip is all that bad. I think a tip should be be a short bit of experience you can offer, not a full article. What are your thoughts? What makes a good tip?
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." -- Albert Einstein
Bic.
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I'm thinking of writing a tip. My past tips have not gone so well, they don't get a lot of views or votes and the votes are not so great, I don't think the tip is all that bad. I think a tip should be be a short bit of experience you can offer, not a full article. What are your thoughts? What makes a good tip?
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." -- Albert Einstein
Don't eat yellow snow is a good tip.
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I multiply the tax by 2 and round up to the nearest dollar.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001Good tips are always welcome in my restaurant ;)
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I'm thinking of writing a tip. My past tips have not gone so well, they don't get a lot of views or votes and the votes are not so great, I don't think the tip is all that bad. I think a tip should be be a short bit of experience you can offer, not a full article. What are your thoughts? What makes a good tip?
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." -- Albert Einstein
Slightly rounded and covered in chalk? ;P A snooker cue tip that is! ;P
Ali
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Maybe your tips just suck.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001Okay I don't think this one sucks, it has worth wile content: Building a Bridge...[^] Not even any spelling errors. I looked at yours, they look good. I'll use yours as a guideline. Are you a mentor here on CP John?
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." -- Albert Einstein
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Bic.
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Bic.
What is Bic?
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." -- Albert Einstein
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Don't eat yellow snow is a good tip.
Yeah don't eat the blck choclate looking round pebbles near the yellow snow either... X|
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." -- Albert Einstein
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Slightly rounded and covered in chalk? ;P A snooker cue tip that is! ;P
Ali
Alison Pentland wrote:
Slightly rounded and covered in chalk?
Was thinking that was not KSS. And I liked it.
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Okay I don't think this one sucks, it has worth wile content: Building a Bridge...[^] Not even any spelling errors. I looked at yours, they look good. I'll use yours as a guideline. Are you a mentor here on CP John?
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." -- Albert Einstein
TheArchitectmcâ wrote:
Are you a mentor here on CP John?
Actually, I'm a bit mental... I'm a mentor everywhere. People look to me as an example (what kind of example is totally dependent on the situation).
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Don't eat yellow snow is a good tip.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Don't eat yellow snow is a good tip.
Never play pool with a guy named after a city.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Bic.
What is Bic?
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." -- Albert Einstein
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Don't eat yellow snow is a good tip.
When in doubt - run.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Don't eat yellow snow is a good tip.
Don't stand to close to the south end of a north-bound horse.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Don't eat yellow snow is a good tip.
If you drop your car keys in molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Slightly rounded and covered in chalk? ;P A snooker cue tip that is! ;P
Ali
Alison Pentland wrote:
A snooker cue tip that is!
I'm fed up with these bad jokes - give it a rest, please ;P
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Alison Pentland wrote:
A snooker cue tip that is!
I'm fed up with these bad jokes - give it a rest, please ;P
OK, scratch the billiards references.
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OK, scratch the billiards references.
That our Cue to not have a pun thread?
