What is the quality of a good tip?
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Don't eat yellow snow is a good tip.
Don't stand to close to the south end of a north-bound horse.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Don't eat yellow snow is a good tip.
If you drop your car keys in molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Slightly rounded and covered in chalk? ;P A snooker cue tip that is! ;P
Ali
Alison Pentland wrote:
A snooker cue tip that is!
I'm fed up with these bad jokes - give it a rest, please ;P
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Alison Pentland wrote:
A snooker cue tip that is!
I'm fed up with these bad jokes - give it a rest, please ;P
OK, scratch the billiards references.
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OK, scratch the billiards references.
That our Cue to not have a pun thread?
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I'm thinking of writing a tip. My past tips have not gone so well, they don't get a lot of views or votes and the votes are not so great, I don't think the tip is all that bad. I think a tip should be be a short bit of experience you can offer, not a full article. What are your thoughts? What makes a good tip?
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." -- Albert Einstein
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That our Cue to not have a pun thread?
I spider problem with this
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I spider problem with this
Yes, only a couple of messages in and the threads gone-to-pot. Mind you I may have a few more in my pocket, if any of you want to join a bridge call I can share them ;-). Andy B
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OK, scratch the billiards references.
Pool our other resources?
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Yes, only a couple of messages in and the threads gone-to-pot. Mind you I may have a few more in my pocket, if any of you want to join a bridge call I can share them ;-). Andy B
I've spotted a problem with your argument.
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When in doubt - run.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001Don't take a knife to a gunfight.
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I've spotted a problem with your argument.
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I've spotted a problem with your argument.
Could you tell me? I was beginning to rack my brain trying to find it.
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Okay I don't think this one sucks, it has worth wile content: Building a Bridge...[^] Not even any spelling errors. I looked at yours, they look good. I'll use yours as a guideline. Are you a mentor here on CP John?
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." -- Albert Einstein
The content looks good, but I did find a few type-os and spelling problems.
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Don't eat yellow snow is a good tip.
Always keep your :beer: in a cool, dark place.
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Yes, only a couple of messages in and the threads gone-to-pot. Mind you I may have a few more in my pocket, if any of you want to join a bridge call I can share them ;-). Andy B
LabVIEWstuff wrote:
bridge
I'll trump that and switch to card games. You guys will need a rubber room or might even file suit before I'm done!
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LabVIEWstuff wrote:
bridge
I'll trump that and switch to card games. You guys will need a rubber room or might even file suit before I'm done!
Software Zen:
delete this;Don't so this. There may be a war. At that point people's hearts will break, bodies will need to be buried (using spades of course) and the only entertainment left will be in clubs.
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Haha, it's 20% in the USA. ;P
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." -- Albert Einstein
modified on Tuesday, January 26, 2010 11:41 AM
TheArchitectmc∞ wrote:
Haha, it's 20% in the USA.
Now when did that actually happen? I came to the states about 13 years ago and the wisdom at the time was 15%. Now suddenly everybody seems to be insisting that it's 20% now. I think it's a conspiracy by waiters. :suss:
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Don't so this. There may be a war. At that point people's hearts will break, bodies will need to be buried (using spades of course) and the only entertainment left will be in clubs.
I'll just pummel them with my blackjack, or take a swipe at them with my poker. If we have to, we can put them in solitaire-y confinement.
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TheArchitectmc∞ wrote:
Haha, it's 20% in the USA.
Now when did that actually happen? I came to the states about 13 years ago and the wisdom at the time was 15%. Now suddenly everybody seems to be insisting that it's 20% now. I think it's a conspiracy by waiters. :suss:
Yeah, 15% is the norm, but 20% if you think they are offering excellent service, and when you think they make less than minimum wage because of tips... I often just give out the 20....
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." -- Albert Einstein
